Holly Madison & Bridget Marquardt host some sort of event for something

September 9th, 2008 // 77 Comments

Playmates and Girls Next Door stars Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt hosted the National Lampoon’s Great American Run this weekend and I have no clue what the hell that is – but here’s my wallet. Gimme the David Spade special; hold the baby.

NOTE: Also added pics of Playmate Heather Rene Smith. Mostly because I like her outfit. I can’t really paint a picture in my mind why I like it so much, but I’m sure I can figure out the bare essentials of its allure she’s totally naked.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Veenus Envy

    First. And WOW on that painted on outfit. A++

  2. Mia

    Everytime I see them I think yikes they have sex with an 80 year old; gross! I would not trade my career, university degree, or my good looks and figure to be in their place.

  3. rumble grumble gurgle roar

    what is the name of the photog who shot these pix? why would you crop that painted on bikini at the waist! what a talentless hack you are mr. photog!

  4. aka rough daddy

    Nice finish for the day no pun intented! maybe

  5. mongychild

    whyyy didnt they show a full length front shot of the painted bunny

  6. Huh?

    holly camel toe pic #5

  7. rough daddy

    “University degree” huh # 2 and looks? you want to correct my grammars and errors?

  8. Bubba Gump

    I love them I want to BE THEMM YEAH BABY YEAH! Bubba Gump wantz 2 b a PlAyBoiiii bUNnziii

  9. spiderman

    GOTDAM!!! painted bunny WOW!

  10. Spiderman

    regardless of when or if Hef’s shriveled old penis has touched these ladies, you can bet your last .01$ that in regards to these ladies, Spidey would lick it, suck it, eat it, and tap it. These are some major league hotties.

  11. NastyBedazzler

    Goddamn man, funny post!
    Whatever they pay you they need to give you a raise.

  12. Run n Gun

    Nice FISH.

    Exactly how women should be represented – as objects

  13. havoc

    OMG the things I would do……

    .

  14. pistolita

    wow, bridget really lost weight!

  15. therusskie

    WHERE IS THE PIC OF THE PAINTED CHICK’S HOOHAA? WHAT THE F FISH?

    @ 14, couldn’t agree with you more on B’s weight loss.

  16. mimi

    I love the Superficial, and most of all Fish himself!

  17. zang

    are those stretch marks on her butt?

  18. Beavis

    Heh heh heh, Butthead I got a stiffy.

  19. I wonder if any of these girls can read Green Eggs and Ham? The could read the penal code for all I care, I will still pay money to see them..

  20. tex-ass

    where’s kendra?

  21. isitin

    There you go if you want to see her HOOHAA, click on the link or paste………

    http://www.buck1690.com/Heather-Rene-Smith/

  22. Teknicl

    That was the best post of the day! Move this to the SO FREAKING HOT spot.

  23. mfbinc

    holly madison can a chick get any hotter? no

  24. doodoopants

    This is how it should be, these women should be seen, not heard. Anybody ever watch that show on E?

  25. Jackson'shole

    Bridget has lost about 20 pounds. It’s sad that I realize this.

  26. Marino

    where IS kendra? did i miss that break up : [

    its too bad i really thought they would go all the way….ha

  27. Marino

    where IS kendra? did i miss that break up : [

    its too bad i really thought they would go all the way….ha

  28. stephanie

    Yes, where is Kendra?!
    Also, wow, Bridget has lost a lot of weight. Not that she looked bad before, but I did think she was a terrible looking bunny… yet probably the nicest one ever.
    Finally, the painted bunny is not even very cute. And that whole paint on the ass and buttcrack thing is gross.

  29. zuzuspetals

    God, these women look ridiculous. I hope when Hefner dies his horrifying aesthetic goes with him.

  30. FUCK THOSE HOES !!!

    XOXO

  31. GM

    Bridget has lost weight!!! Good for her! She looks fab.

  32. genevieve

    fuck i didnt mean to post my whole damn email address…what the shit

  33. Ferdinand Narcos

    what’s so hilarious is that people actually believe Hefner’s really screwing them…

  34. Bob White

    For some reason they strike me as blah. Not to say they are unnattractive-far from it. They are just not goddess quality or even remotely interesting in appearance, just cute.

    Sans the airbrushing and artsy poses these chics are blan and washed out.

  35. Bob White

    For some reason they strike me as blah. Not to say they are unnattractive-far from it. They are just not goddess quality or even remotely interesting in appearance, just cute.

    Sans the airbrushing and artsy poses these chics are bland and washed out.

  36. meh

    Ugh what was the event for? Lame fake butterfaced hasbeen whores.

    And Fuck Hef just give it up already you know damn well you can’t even get it up unless your private nurse/brainless blonde bunny pumps your blood full of illeagal liquid viagra and when you do actually manage to “ejaculate’, if you can call it that, all that comes out is a cloud of dust and sometimes your magic genie, but you’ve used up all your wishes getting this far and you were too high and stupid to wish for eternal youth and verility. So just give it up buddy you had a god run, let someone else take over who has a better eye for hot pieces of ass. These girls are old and tres neighboorhood hooters, not worthy of being bunnies at least not the ones in the mag, they can carry drinks at the parties and blow John Stamos by the pool, but that’s all.

  37. Lighthearted sugar ASS

    Once, I got stitches.

  38. CaptainMorgan

    Chicks like these just prove that God is cruel and life ain’t fair. Dammit.

  39. CaptainMorgan

    Chicks like these just prove that God is cruel and life ain’t fair. Dammit.

  40. I’m totally going to email you #33

  41. BM

    look at holly here…

    http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/

    looked awful before she had all her surgery done..

  42. JodieTart

    Wow an article about 3 prostitutes because that is what they are, not particularly good looking, just 3 whores paid for sex and enhanced by plastic surgeons.

  43. needAnAlias

    wow i thought i was the only one with stretchmarks on my ass. thanks Holly, you just made my day. screw that–my year!

  44. 33. You are so getting FrE33 V1@6r@.

  45. 33. You are so getting FrE33 V1@6r@.

  46. So that’s the new trend now..

  47. Bridget looked slim in the top picture, then the one of her more from the side you can see the gut is still there. She knows how to suck it in when it counts though (take that in every way possible).

  48. ……………….CHEESE?

  49. jelena

    I’m sorry but these chicks are just sad. I mean, they are conventionally hot, yes, but in a vapid, boring way. And if you look at their faces you can see years of being RUN DOWN – depression, booze, getting paid for blow-jobs, getting fucked in the ass by rich guys they don’t even like. Its one thing to be a hot chick, (to be a model). Its another to be a whore.

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