Holly Madison went “Bowling for Boobies” last night at Lucky Strike Lanes to help the Busted Foundation raise money for uninsured women battling breast cancer. The event brought in over $50 grand which is awesome except at one point there was a pervert on the loose, according to LA Daily:
I sat in a bowling booth next to Playboy’s Holly Madison, Hugh Hefner’s ex-main squeeze of “Girls Next Door” fame. Suddenly I was informed by one of her entourage that there was some creepy dude posing as a UCLA medical professor taking pictures up Playmates’ skirts and claiming it was for some research project he was doing on behalf of the university. Nice one, dude.
Honestly, I don’t know how that didn’t work. I even had a lab coat and Batman mask just like a real doctor. What’s that? Doctors don’t wear masks? Ha ha, okay. Then who am I paying in cash only at the truck stop whenever I get sick? You can quit pulling my leg, guys. No, seriously, my doctor says it has aliens in it that know if I talk to the police.
Thanks to Erin for recognizing my deep, undying love of charity.