Holly Madison & Benji Madden? Sure.

Holly Madison, who I’m 98% certain had her breasts pumped up for her birthday, and Benji Madden are reportedly a couple, according to Life & Style:

“[Benji] is just someone I have a crush on…for now!” But earlier that day it looked as if the former Girls Next Door star, 29, and the Good Charlotte rocker, 30, were definitely doing more than hanging out when they stopped for coffee at a Starbucks near Benji’s DCMA office. As the two waited for their drinks, “it was obvious something was going on between them,” says an eyewitness. “Benji stood next to Holly with his arm around her. He was rubbing her lower back and the top of her butt, and she was hanging on his shoulder. They were laughing and flirting the entire time. They couldn’t take their hands off each other!”

I actually believe this, but only because it’s a step-up for both of them. Benji used to date Paris Hilton while Holly was engaged to Criss Angel after getting tired of old man balls in her face. Of course, getting mauled in the pancreas by a grizzly bear would’ve been an improvement in either case.

HOLLY: Aww. This bear isn’t wearing an 8-year-old’s charm necklace collection around its neck.
BENJI: And it doesn’t want to have sex!
BOTH: *sigh*

Photos: WENN