Holly Madison & Benji Madden? Sure.

December 10th, 2009 // 53 Comments

Holly Madison, who I’m 98% certain had her breasts pumped up for her birthday, and Benji Madden are reportedly a couple, according to Life & Style:

“[Benji] is just someone I have a crush on…for now!” But earlier that day it looked as if the former Girls Next Door star, 29, and the Good Charlotte rocker, 30, were definitely doing more than hanging out when they stopped for coffee at a Starbucks near Benji’s DCMA office. As the two waited for their drinks, “it was obvious something was going on between them,” says an eyewitness. “Benji stood next to Holly with his arm around her. He was rubbing her lower back and the top of her butt, and she was hanging on his shoulder. They were laughing and flirting the entire time. They couldn’t take their hands off each other!”

I actually believe this, but only because it’s a step-up for both of them. Benji used to date Paris Hilton while Holly was engaged to Criss Angel after getting tired of old man balls in her face. Of course, getting mauled in the pancreas by a grizzly bear would’ve been an improvement in either case.

HOLLY: Aww. This bear isn’t wearing an 8-year-old’s charm necklace collection around its neck.
BENJI: And it doesn’t want to have sex!
BOTH: *sigh*

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Comments (53)

  1. Fuck you | December 10, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    First

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  2. Rod | December 10, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    FIRST you cockgobblers!

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  3. Olsen | December 10, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    Third. Got nothing to say me, neither!

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  4. oh please | December 10, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    She’s too hot for that ugly bastard

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  5. potsy | December 10, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    Yep, she definitley had a new boob job very recently. I wonder why? They don’t really look smaller or bigger than her previous one…? Maybe she had saline and got silicone? I dunno.

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  6. pimp | December 10, 2009 at 5:02 pm

    i bet she bleaches her asshole…

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  7. Dr Rey | December 10, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    gotta rotate the tires every 5 years or so

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  8. daddy likes | December 10, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    @6
    I would lick her asshole ALL DAY LONG!!!

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  9. tsbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb | December 10, 2009 at 5:21 pm

    she needs a makeover, more natural makeup and haircolour

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  10. Hefe | December 10, 2009 at 5:26 pm

    Jesus H. I can’t believe she got the tits bigger.

    WTF was she thinkging?!

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  11. Giggles | December 10, 2009 at 5:30 pm

    Those things did not come from Mother Nature.

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  12. Taz | December 10, 2009 at 5:43 pm

    I’d let her blow me

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  13. hateyoufornoreason | December 10, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    HAHAHA- It’s his Paris substitute with new and improved boobs.

    Reply
  14. Funeral Guy | December 10, 2009 at 6:24 pm

    God, those are the most horrible bolt-on implants I’ve ever seen. Hideous.

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  15. pimp | December 10, 2009 at 6:38 pm

    @8…as would i…

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  16. Smarter than you | December 10, 2009 at 6:41 pm

    Nice fish. You reported only three days ago that she turned 30 on her birthday. Now your news quote says that she’s 29. Either you’re not checking facts and proofreading, or your feeding old news.

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  17. Porn | December 10, 2009 at 7:35 pm

    dont know who she is, but she looks pretty sexy!

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  19. Luis | December 10, 2009 at 10:53 pm

    i think I wanna fuck her armpit

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  20. valentines day gifts | December 11, 2009 at 12:50 am

    Truly awesome post. I like Holly Madison.. She has very cute smile.. Really she is very beautiful.

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  21. uppl | December 11, 2009 at 1:51 am

    u ppl r osers…. 20 comments and noone noticed the white panties on that other ho in that other pic

    wow i really have zilch life

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  22. pastease bikini girls | December 11, 2009 at 2:47 am

    love her big fake boobies!

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  23. Kevin | December 11, 2009 at 3:39 am
  24. bmose | December 11, 2009 at 8:56 am

    NOTHING screams DOUCHE like a Bing Crosby hat.

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  25. Evel Knievel | December 11, 2009 at 9:30 am

    LOL that you’re baggin on Hef you cockgobbler.

    Day or night, you DREAM of living that guy’s life.

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  26. Shane | December 11, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    At this point I would bet Holly Madison would bang flipper the dolphin if meant keeping her fame going.

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    Get all of Holly’s clothes here http://outfitidentifier.com/?cat=18

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  28. gö?üs esteti?i | December 11, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    wowo.. beautifl boobs…

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  29. Narcissist | December 12, 2009 at 3:22 am

    Is Holly hard up? Maybe it’s that ugly hooker dress she’s wearing.

    She must’ve fucked up her boobs. They looked better back in May:
    http://thesuperficial.com/2009/05/holly_madison_in_a_bikini.php?bfm_index=2&bfm_page=0

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  30. lola | December 12, 2009 at 5:08 am

    Actually I think they are a good, albeit unexpected match. They are in each other’s league. Benji is a good guy so that gives him extra points and Holly is too trashy so it brings her down a few.

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  31. Kris C | December 13, 2009 at 9:47 am

    If more people listen to the JASON ELLIS SHOW on Sirius/XM then this would of been news 3 weeks ago.

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    #21 – I thought the same – more white panties!

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