Here’s Holly Madison hosting Wet Republic’s 4th of July party over the weekend and I think it’s time we allow this act of patriotism to make up for the fact she dated Criss Angel. I mean, for all we know he hypnotized her and made her shoplift charm necklaces to prove her love which is almost exactly like the Revolutionary War. Or I could just be reaching for an excuse to insert my penis into this equation (Holly) by referring to it as Paul Revere. *looks down* One if by land, two if by sea but what’s three? Zeppelin?
NOTE: Added pics of Holly’s assistant Angel Porrino. Ben Franklin would want it that way.
polkadots | July 6, 2010 at 1:54 pm
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
justme | July 6, 2010 at 1:55 pm
chris angel hit that? how? oh…and when you find out…email me. hasta pronto
Jimbo | July 6, 2010 at 1:57 pm
I would tap that with anything but Randal’s dick..
soyjizzm | July 6, 2010 at 2:04 pm
I just jerked off to this
GUY | July 6, 2010 at 2:07 pm
bomb bitch. But who the fuck is the other chick? That’s not holly!
BTW
FIRST mother-bitches!!!!!!
soyjizzm | July 6, 2010 at 2:09 pm
GUY must have dial up, fag.
snarkyscreenname | July 6, 2010 at 2:09 pm
It tells you exactly who she is.
Mr. Nice Guy | July 6, 2010 at 3:03 pm
Love the hair. Sexy as Hell!
ToeJam | July 6, 2010 at 2:17 pm
I hate her white hair. It makes her look like an old hag. Stop bleaching your hair!!!
RatsAss | July 6, 2010 at 2:22 pm
Hi cunt.
Deacon Jones' Liver | July 6, 2010 at 2:27 pm
No ass shots, wonderful.
And when does Kendra’s sex tape come out?
(crawls back into toilet, closes lid)
Gene | July 6, 2010 at 2:29 pm
I’d do her. Hell, it’s been six months. I’d do Rosie O’Donnell.
Ummm…on second thought, disregard that last.
Racer X | July 6, 2010 at 2:30 pm
She sucked grand-daddy dick for a living.
/GROSS!!
Mr. Nice Guy | July 6, 2010 at 4:07 pm
Who cares, they all sucked somebody you would hate. God knows I have eaten some I don’t brag about.
What is important is how well a women sucks ME; and tastes.
Taz | July 6, 2010 at 2:37 pm
USA USA USA!
yayo | July 6, 2010 at 2:43 pm
necromancer
PoohEater | July 6, 2010 at 2:48 pm
I would chew on her diarrhea-stained underwear like it was a stick of Wrigley’s.
COCK LOVER | July 6, 2010 at 3:19 pm
Nice!!! I LOVE MEN!!!! :-D :-D :-D
stevebeagle | July 6, 2010 at 3:30 pm
shame she feels the need to run around with that obnoxious twink on that show of hers
Armando | July 6, 2010 at 3:37 pm
ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS y are there never ASS shots?
Sharkey | July 6, 2010 at 3:38 pm
Someone needs to tell Heidi Montag that this bitch has a better body and tits so she goes and gets more surgery. Maybe she’ll finally die on the table or suffer horrible rejections.
Ego | July 6, 2010 at 4:35 pm
Hiedi Montag vs. Holly Madison…. FIGHT!
mfb | July 6, 2010 at 4:55 pm
She is so friggin hot….the measuring stick of what all other women should be held to!!!!!
Mr. Nice Guy | July 6, 2010 at 7:53 pm
I support that Standard!
M | July 7, 2010 at 4:44 pm
yeah, I’d like to hold a measuring stick up to you men. If your less than a nine incher, your a waste of space.
jimbeam | July 6, 2010 at 5:01 pm
Ew. Wet Republic has gone so ghetto. I saw her in person last year and her hair is so bleached, she photographs much better than she looks.
bitingontinfoil | July 6, 2010 at 5:16 pm
Still a ditzy *superficial* (nudge nudge) fake assed no-talent blond, but a MUCH better body than that square-assed tranny you had up for July 4th – good recover!
EatCake | July 6, 2010 at 5:17 pm
Who the fuck is Holly Madison that she needs AN ASSISTANT!?!?! To help her do what?!?!
Gone Fishn | July 7, 2010 at 11:10 am
To remember to change her rag, of course
barroom hero | July 6, 2010 at 6:20 pm
I always thought all three of them looked like total trailer trash…I’d still bop it.
slag.
Some Girl | July 6, 2010 at 7:38 pm
She shares my birthday, is so pretty, and I love her personality! Go Holly.
captain america | July 7, 2010 at 12:32 am
…………..she must like me.
I LIKE HER FOR SURE!!
jimbeam | July 7, 2010 at 2:37 am
ya I saw them all in vegas on hef’s bday, kendra is really not that attractive, none of them are beautiful by any means, but like i said they photograph very well. madison was the best looking. she doesnt need an assistant it is pr to make her seem more successful than she is
Kaz | July 7, 2010 at 5:06 am
Breast breast so big
Necrotic Erotic | July 7, 2010 at 5:55 am
This whore had quasi sex with a semi cadaver for $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Ahhhhhh our modern world is truly evolutionary isn’t it?
Russell B Wood | July 7, 2010 at 11:04 am
All Women have sex for $$$$’s. Some call it commitment, but it’s $$$$.
Always been that way, always will.
We men pay for Sex every time.
Who cares, she looks like you get your $$$ worth. Now my ex wife, that was a ripoff,
Jammy | July 7, 2010 at 8:07 pm
Ha ha!
An old ho | July 7, 2010 at 9:37 am
Joshie Joshie Joshie
Darth | July 7, 2010 at 12:32 pm
Her belly looks sticky.
jenna | July 7, 2010 at 2:13 pm
Holly seems like a lost child since she left Hef. She is beautiful with or without make up. I love her work ethic, its a shame she sometimes has to call Hef for help landing a gig though. But he comes through for her… good man.
Bridget seems to be the only one that has done well all by herself since leaving the mansion. She is a gorgous woman that was smart and earned her college degrees while with Hef so she could make it on her own. And she is a good friend to the girls and Hef.
Kendra, well, I have a love/dislike for her. She was just barely 18 when she became Hef’s girlfriend. Yes, I know she had her wicked fun in her teen years and I still feel her sex tape was made before she was 18. Seems she had her “girls” done at 18 and if you look at the video she is no where as busty. Yet I understand her wildside, and I understand she’s grown up in a lot of ways and loves her husband and son. I wish all of them and Hef a wonderful fulfilling life!!!!
sunshine | July 7, 2010 at 2:44 pm
Did Randal get the sex change operation finally and change his name to Jenna?
Cardinal Fang | July 7, 2010 at 3:37 pm
The whole bleach look …ah never mind. I’d tag it.
Dev T. | July 7, 2010 at 5:32 pm
How long did it take for you to find a bikini that looks as soft as you?
If it was 45 min to 1 hr, that is what I think is applicable.
white satin…. bikini
I like seeing your free to ware a bikini in public without illegal restrictions of contract.
kit | July 7, 2010 at 10:42 pm
hot body, weird face is the only thing i can think of when i see her…
TaT | July 8, 2010 at 12:13 am
She was the ugliest one in the house. The other girls were WAAAY prettier, curvier, and very much more likeable in general.
Mr. Nice Guy | July 8, 2010 at 11:16 am
You are Nuts. Holly was the best looking by Far………….
Fish Sticks | July 8, 2010 at 11:37 am
You’re definitely a dude, and therefor your argument is invalid.
How do I know?
Guys don’t analyze a woman that much.
She’s either hot or she’s not.
They don’t measure her by levels of “prettyness”, “curviness”, etc.
If you were a dude or a lesbian (therefor making your comment matter), you would have said that she wasn’t as hot as the other girls.
You’d also have bad taste.
Fish Sticks | July 8, 2010 at 11:38 am
Whoa, I look like a dumbass with my typo. I meant to say that you’re definitely not a dude.
TaT | July 8, 2010 at 12:14 am
Oh and she looks like she’s 50 trying to be 20.
Sharon | July 8, 2010 at 6:19 pm
You could go to the beach and see a hundred better looking women than her anyday. She is a big bore.
Mr. Nice Guy | July 8, 2010 at 8:39 pm
I live near the Beach (Orange County California) and Holly is a 10 in Newport, Laguna or Huntington!