Here’s Holly Madison hosting Wet Republic’s 4th of July party over the weekend and I think it’s time we allow this act of patriotism to make up for the fact she dated Criss Angel. I mean, for all we know he hypnotized her and made her shoplift charm necklaces to prove her love which is almost exactly like the Revolutionary War. Or I could just be reaching for an excuse to insert my penis into this equation (Holly) by referring to it as Paul Revere. *looks down* One if by land, two if by sea but what’s three? Zeppelin?
NOTE: Added pics of Holly’s assistant Angel Porrino. Ben Franklin would want it that way.