Holly Madison Has Breasts, Beer And Other News Items Of Lesser Importance

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- Mikey Welsh of Weezer predicted his own death. [HuffPo Celebrity]

- Jared Padalecki knocked his wife up. [Lainey Gossip]

- Justin Theroux’s ex is basically Jennifer Aniston now. [Dlisted]

- Anna Kournikova is still in really, really great shape. Probably because Enrique Iglesias has a small penis, just a theory. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Best of Netflix: Super Computers. [Heavy]

- Katie Holmes’ pants are tight to keep the Thetans out. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Mind The Gap Monday [theCHIVE]

- Bryan Cranston defends Total Recall remake. [Starpulse]

- Robin Wright looks entirely natural in The Princess Bride reunion photo. Entirely natural. [FilmDrunk]

- Miranda Kerr does Harper’s Bazaar Australia. [PopSugar]

- 2011 WAG Power Ranking. Finally! (What’s a WAG?) [Bleacher Report]

- If you notice what Hilary Duff is painting, you’re doing it wrong. [Popoholic]

- The Rapture is coming for real this time, but don’t get mad if it’s invisible and happens in absolutely no tangible way. It’s very mysterious. [BuzzFeed]

- Terry Richardson’s 100 Sexiest Photo Shoots [COMPLEX]

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