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Where is this taking place roughtoberfest? opps i mean “oktoberfest”
Not sure why, but I kind of like this chick. She wants to be married and have kids and is quite a looker, yet dates every type of loser man possible. Old dudes, UFC fighters, douchebag magicians.
I think she likes drama so she has something to whine about constantly. Not an approach that will lead to a future other then having losers and old men stare at your fake tits all while telling you a bunch of lies in between vacations.
She will be in therapy on TV in 5-10 years. Its a shame as she seems like a nice girl.
A poor mans Elin Nordegren.
I think this is well put.
She’s clearly got her eyes on the exit door, so she can speed out of there before every middle-aged Hans, Dieter, and Wolfgang make a pass at her. Either that, or she’s giving the evil eye to her manager for getting her into this.
I guess I’m a weird guy or just plain old-fashioned, but I could care less about the size of a woman’s breasts! These implants not only are fake, but they really are! Give me a girl with natural breasts anyday & I don’t care if the are small – that is not the reason I admire them! I would rather they have common sense & self-esteem anyday!
“Wyatt, if there’s anything I know it’s female stats. Anything bigger than a handful, you’re risking a sprained tongue.”
“I find it offensive. Au naturel, baby. That’s how I like ‘em. Swing low, sweet chariots.” – Creed Bratton
Is it just me or is her right knee higher than her left?
Anyone can jerk that muscle. Most likely excessive play due to nervousness.
And here is your cue, to go look for the right answer on wikepedia….
Noooo! not all over your face this time… this is beer!
In Holly’s defense, you can’t imagine how many times she’s reached for her drink and gotten a squirting cock instead.
I would take her and whatever that round wooden thing with the handle is and make a night of it.
and those two pretzels on the top shelf.
Some would have you believe the round wooden thing is used to make beer. Wrong, that’s the patented Jenna Jameson butt plug. No home should be without at least one.
these are not like to ones i suck on
Would like to hit her right in the crapper.
Guten tag, Fraulein! I have schnitzel in my lederhosen, yah!?!
Ah the old California formula again.
Average looking brunette + bleach + fake tits = hot
“You’ve done this kind of thing before, yes? Made nozzle squirt?”
Is that guy a midget or she just on a pedestal/tall?
“Oh! Is THAT what they mean by ‘tapping that’?”
She’s cute, if you can get past the implants, fake hair, nails & teeth, palpable desperation to marry a rich man and the fact that she used to take a number and stand in line for the nightly honor of gargling old man Hef’s ballsack.
Love the Holly!!
The only thing standing between her and obscurity is a beer stein…how sad.
I tell you, for all of the high end hookers out there in Hollywood, she keeps herself up the best. I am surprised she has not been able to land herself some big A list dude or even a big director of sports star. She has a fairly decent personality for a gold digger and looks pretty damn good.
I can’t even pay attention to Madison because I’m so enthralled by the image of Leprechaun Oliver Stone beside him, likely thinking about making a movie about teeny-tiny conspiracies, like ‘Who shot teeny-tiny JFK?’, to even contemplate thinking about anything else.
Re: Robin Wright in the “Princess Bride” photo … whatever. Chris Sarandon looks super uber mega hot.
a racist
“Mmmmm……I love it when this thing is full of semen!”
so do not discuss with her about anything.
…………JUST WATCH!!
so pretty!