Holly Madison Has Breasts, Beer And Other News Items Of Lesser Importance

October 10th, 2011 // 31 Comments

“Yes, drink my elixir,” thought Oliver Stone. “Drink ALL of my elixir…”

- Mikey Welsh of Weezer predicted his own death. [HuffPo Celebrity]

- Jared Padalecki knocked his wife up. [Lainey Gossip]

- Justin Theroux’s ex is basically Jennifer Aniston now. [Dlisted]

- Anna Kournikova is still in really, really great shape. Probably because Enrique Iglesias has a small penis, just a theory. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Best of Netflix: Super Computers. [Heavy]

- Katie Holmes’ pants are tight to keep the Thetans out. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Mind The Gap Monday [theCHIVE]

- Bryan Cranston defends Total Recall remake. [Starpulse]

- Robin Wright looks entirely natural in The Princess Bride reunion photo. Entirely natural. [FilmDrunk]

- Miranda Kerr does Harper’s Bazaar Australia. [PopSugar]

- 2011 WAG Power Ranking. Finally! (What’s a WAG?) [Bleacher Report]

- If you notice what Hilary Duff is painting, you’re doing it wrong. [Popoholic]

- The Rapture is coming for real this time, but don’t get mad if it’s invisible and happens in absolutely no tangible way. It’s very mysterious. [BuzzFeed]

- Terry Richardson’s 100 Sexiest Photo Shoots [COMPLEX]

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  1. roughtoberfest

    Where is this taking place roughtoberfest? opps i mean “oktoberfest”

  2. Not sure why, but I kind of like this chick. She wants to be married and have kids and is quite a looker, yet dates every type of loser man possible. Old dudes, UFC fighters, douchebag magicians.

    I think she likes drama so she has something to whine about constantly. Not an approach that will lead to a future other then having losers and old men stare at your fake tits all while telling you a bunch of lies in between vacations.

    She will be in therapy on TV in 5-10 years. Its a shame as she seems like a nice girl.

    A poor mans Elin Nordegren.

    • Dan

      I think this is well put.

    • Frank Burns

      She’s clearly got her eyes on the exit door, so she can speed out of there before every middle-aged Hans, Dieter, and Wolfgang make a pass at her. Either that, or she’s giving the evil eye to her manager for getting her into this.

  3. sitin

    I guess I’m a weird guy or just plain old-fashioned, but I could care less about the size of a woman’s breasts! These implants not only are fake, but they really are! Give me a girl with natural breasts anyday & I don’t care if the are small – that is not the reason I admire them! I would rather they have common sense & self-esteem anyday!

    • “Wyatt, if there’s anything I know it’s female stats. Anything bigger than a handful, you’re risking a sprained tongue.”

    • TomFrank

      “I find it offensive. Au naturel, baby. That’s how I like ‘em. Swing low, sweet chariots.” – Creed Bratton

  4. jumpin_j

    Is it just me or is her right knee higher than her left?

    • youuuuu got a rough problem

      Anyone can jerk that muscle. Most likely excessive play due to nervousness.

      And here is your cue, to go look for the right answer on wikepedia….

  5. Noooo! not all over your face this time… this is beer!

    • Fester

      In Holly’s defense, you can’t imagine how many times she’s reached for her drink and gotten a squirting cock instead.

  6. Richard McBeef

    I would take her and whatever that round wooden thing with the handle is and make a night of it.

    • Richard McBeef

      and those two pretzels on the top shelf.

      • Fester

        Some would have you believe the round wooden thing is used to make beer. Wrong, that’s the patented Jenna Jameson butt plug. No home should be without at least one.

  7. Holly Madison Breasts Oktoberfest Beer
    the feet
    Commented on this photo:

    these are not like to ones i suck on

  8. Holly Madison Breasts Oktoberfest Beer
    Commented on this photo:

    Would like to hit her right in the crapper.

  9. Frank Burns

    Guten tag, Fraulein! I have schnitzel in my lederhosen, yah!?!

  10. Stuperficial

    Ah the old California formula again.

    Average looking brunette + bleach + fake tits = hot

  11. Holly Madison Breasts Oktoberfest Beer
    Commented on this photo:

    “You’ve done this kind of thing before, yes? Made nozzle squirt?”

  12. lolz

    Is that guy a midget or she just on a pedestal/tall?

  13. Holly Madison Breasts Oktoberfest Beer
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh! Is THAT what they mean by ‘tapping that’?”

  14. Cock Dr

    She’s cute, if you can get past the implants, fake hair, nails & teeth, palpable desperation to marry a rich man and the fact that she used to take a number and stand in line for the nightly honor of gargling old man Hef’s ballsack.

  15. richie

    Love the Holly!!

  16. cc

    The only thing standing between her and obscurity is a beer stein…how sad.

  17. Venom

    I tell you, for all of the high end hookers out there in Hollywood, she keeps herself up the best. I am surprised she has not been able to land herself some big A list dude or even a big director of sports star. She has a fairly decent personality for a gold digger and looks pretty damn good.

  18. caley

    I can’t even pay attention to Madison because I’m so enthralled by the image of Leprechaun Oliver Stone beside him, likely thinking about making a movie about teeny-tiny conspiracies, like ‘Who shot teeny-tiny JFK?’, to even contemplate thinking about anything else.

  19. Deryn

    Re: Robin Wright in the “Princess Bride” photo … whatever. Chris Sarandon looks super uber mega hot.

  20. i am

    a racist

  21. Holly Madison Breasts Oktoberfest Beer
    Commented on this photo:

    “Mmmmm……I love it when this thing is full of semen!”

  22. forrest gump

    so do not discuss with her about anything.
    …………JUST WATCH!!

  23. Holly Madison Breasts Oktoberfest Beer
    Commented on this photo:

    so pretty!

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