Holly Madison Insured Her Breasts For $1 Million

In what has to be a shining triumph of the human spirit, Holly Madison has insured her fake breasts for a whopping $1 million through Lloyd’s of London, according to People:

“I’ve heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not?, because if anything happened to my boobs, I’d be out for a few months and I’d probably be out a million dollars,” she said. “I thought I’d cover my assets.”
Madison appears topless during segments of the Vegas show, which, in her mind, made the insurance policy necessary. She also comprehends the quirkiness of it all.
“I think it’s kind of funny. I think they’re getting the credit they deserve,” she said. “They’re my primary money makers right now.

In related news, I’ve just insured these two water balloons for $500,000 because apparently you can just do that now. Also, I’d like this fork appraised at $50 million and this doodle of Superman with a lightsaber hung in the Louvre.

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