So What’s The Deal With American Taliban Girl?
If you’re like me, you probably saw the above pic floating around Facebook over the weekend and wondered what the retarded backstory was behind it. Turns out it involved the perfect storm of thinking Bristol Palin has a great idea and taking American Christian conservatism to its logical extreme. You see, Holly Fisher a.k.a. “Holly Hobby Lobby“, who you’ll never guess is from West Virginia (Sorry, GW.), apparently tweets photos to troll liberals like posing in front of Hobby Lobby in a Pro-Life T-shirt while holding a Chick-Fil-a cup. Stupid shit that will be real funny someday when one of her three kids ends up being gay or knocks somebody up in high school. Except apparently her followers didn’t think she was America enough yet and prompted her to add more guns, Bibles and flags, so she posed for the above pic (sans the second terrorist) and then the Internet happened. And surprisingly without making Superman buttsex Batman or turning her into a Game of Thrones GIF. I don’t even know who you people are anymore.