And Now Back To Mons Pubis

February 27th, 2014 // 18 Comments

It got a little bit nerdy and a little bit teary-eyed up in here, so here’s Hofit Golan flashing her mons pubis in Paris yesterday which people with mon pubis (mon pubii?) tell me is the new underboob. A fact I went ahead and believed because I’ve been referring to everything from the belly button down as the vagina and will continue to do so until you pry my keyboard from my cold dead hands. VAGINA!

Photos: Splash News

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  1. renotastic

    Actually, in France it’s referred to as Le Mans Pubis.

  2. Hofit Golan Vagina Flash No Underwear
    Lurker
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    Tori Spelling got spackled?

  3. I wonder when somebody is going to figure out the mons pubis sits directly north of the vag, it’s where the bush grows.

    This new trend should be called femoral triangle-ing.

  4. Wearing proper under garments is soooo 1987.

  5. Olympus Mons is on Mars, but women are from Venus.
    That’s just wrong.

  6. According to Wikipedia:

    “As a geological and biogeographical region, the Golan Heights is a basaltic plateau bordered by the Yarmouk River in the south, the Sea of Galilee and Hula Valley in the west, Mount Hermon in the north, and the Raqqad Wadi in the east. The western two thirds of this region are currently occupied by Israel, whereas the eastern third is controlled by Syria.”

    Knock yourselves out.

  7. Hofit Golan Vagina Flash No Underwear
    Hugh G. Rection
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    So instead of Paris flashing her cooch, some chick is flashing her cooch in Paris.

  8. Hofit Golan Vagina Flash No Underwear
    Dr. Badtouch, child proctologist
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    How is it an almost vagina flash when she’s quite obviously wearing panties? That’s like saying I almost saw Obama’s dick from behind the lectern…

  9. Hofit Golan Vagina Flash No Underwear
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    Why did Hasbro make a Jessica Simpson action figure?

  10. JungleRed

    So we’re just making up names for people now? What the hell is a hofit golan?

  11. tom

    Hmm… Who?

  12. Mons Pubis! My favorite Tampa strip club.

  13. Sorry but I’m still looking at the underboob/super deep cleavage more before I look at the Mons Pubis.

  14. There is no mons pubis in these pics. Why announce a mons pubis pic when all you see is a flash of thigh-crotch, Not The Same Thing. Why would you do that.

  15. Mons is the new vulva. She’s on-trend.

  16. SamSpayed

    The correct plural is “montes pubis.”

  17. Sardonic

    You say Hofit Golan. I say Hobbit Gollum.

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