Wait, Shit, Hillary Clinton Really Does Know Satan. Fuck.

“Will you sign your name in Black Phillip’s book?”
“I thought I’d just show everyone my vagina.”
“To-may-to, to-mah-to, child. To-may-to, to-mah-to…”

In the last month or so, I’ve been mocking evangelicals for voting for Trump because they literally believe he’s a pro-life Christian and Hillary Clinton is in league with the actual devil. Except it turns out they were right! Fortunately, I’m man enough to admit when I’m wrong in light of indisputable evidence that I probably should’ve remembered considering I posted about it a year ago, but I must’ve blocked it out of my head like those other horrible images I once saw. (Something about Batman fighting Superman while Lex Luthor pees in jars?) Anyway, here’s Hillary Clinton and the goddamn Devil. Plain as day.

So how bad is this? It’s not like she’s winning, right? *checks FiveThirtyEight*

Oh. Oh no…

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