So How Long Has Bill Clinton Been Able To Assume Control Of Hillary’s Body? Just Curious

October 4th, 2012 // 79 Comments

Adding… After seeing this shot, let’s not pretend there could’ve been any other outcome.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty

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  1. Mikey

    Wonder if she farted…lol

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    Deacon Jones
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    This is the happiest I’ve ever seen Hillary Clinton…I wonder why….

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    CANTSTOPSTARING
    Commented on this photo:

    he asked me to be an intern!

  4. Christina Aguilera Fat Cleavage 11th Annual George McGovern Leadership Award Ceremony
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    “At one point I was so fat my boobs were out to here.”

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    (oh…sweet, full breasts….i can just stick my fa-)
    “Ms. Clinton! Syria has just attacked a Turkish outpost!”

    “Wah? Oh boobs, I mean, bomb them. Yes, bombs. Big ones, now leave me alone”

  6. Devilish Diva

    Isn’t everyone fascinated by breasts? Straight men, lesbians, hell, even gay men, straight women and transgendered people.
    Breasts are beautiful and are the first source of food for (most) people.
    Aesthetically pleasing and provide nourishment. Win, Win.

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    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    i wonder what type of mess with be on Christina’s dress now.

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    DeucePickle
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    Maybe my love of boobs puts me in the minority here, but I would still totally smash this chick. With my humping.

  9. Christina Aguilera Fat Cleavage 11th Annual George McGovern Leadership Award Ceremony
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    And I was like, “No, President Clinton! I appreciate you want to save me millions by supporting the extension of Bush era tax cuts, but you can not touch my tits!”

    …..I kid, you can totally touch my tits.

  10. USDA Prime McBeef

    Xtina needs to incorporate more “Moi?” and “my Kermie!” into her vernacular.

  11. Claire

    “At last! As per our arrangement, a top shelf blowup doll to satiate Bill’s roaring libido… That’ll do, Christina, that’ll do.”

  12. The Right

    Bill always assumes control of every woman’s body.

  13. Slick Willie does like chicks about Xtina’s size. At least when he’s not partying with porn stars.

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    Scoot
    Commented on this photo:

    Her fake tanner is all around her hairline. Nice.

    • Helena Handbasket

      Boobs boobs boobs boobs funny i didn’t notice any tan line boobs boobs boobs boobs what was the point of your post again? boobs boobs boobs boobs

  15. Mateo

    Billary looks like the Crypt Keeper

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    Uncle J
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    HRCLTT

    Hillary Rodham Clinton Loves The Titties

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    Lil Benny Waffle
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    Billions of dollars in funding and countless years of secret military research into mind-control technology and Bill Clinton uses it to make his wife hook up with a pleasantly-plump former popstar.

    Greatest. President. Ever.

  18. Ben

    Hillary wants to suckle.

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      Fortunately she’s got an array of nipples to choose from and piglets can be easily pushed aside.

  19. Eddie Baby

    Huma is not going to be happy this.

  20. Some guy

    Although Nina Hartley has let herself go, I still admire her attitude.

  21. Christina Aguilera Fat Cleavage 11th Annual George McGovern Leadership Award Ceremony
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    If anyone continued to labor under the false pretense that Hillary Clinton was anything other than a carpet-munching dyke, see above. That is a look of longing.

    PS, two words (bouncing through Hillary’s mind)…”motorboat” and “sizza”!

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    Bruce
    Commented on this photo:

    I am surprise you don’t know the biggest secret from the Clinton White House. Look at your lead photo again,Oh Yes.

  23. Christina Aguilera Fat Cleavage 11th Annual George McGovern Leadership Award Ceremony
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it outside the realm of possibility to suggest Ms. Aguilera hasn’t the foggiest idea of who George McGovern is?

  24. Christina Aguilera Fat Cleavage 11th Annual George McGovern Leadership Award Ceremony
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    I would gladly offer my services as a master debator over Christina’s global achievements.

  25. Mary Feeney

    If Hillary is same-sex oriented as many suspect, why would it be necessary for a straight guy known for horniness to “assume control of” her body to get her body to do what it’s doing in the photo? (I’m not looking for rigorous logic on The Superficial, I’m just sayin’…)

  26. Christina Aguilera Fat Cleavage 11th Annual George McGovern Leadership Award Ceremony
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    This is how all grandma/hasbeen porn starts. Cue the music.

  27. Look at the size of Billary’s head! What a behemoth!

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    llol
    Commented on this photo:

    I might sound stupid, but I am so confused by this picture. Hillary looks like a giant but not really? I dunno.

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Oh hey, how YOU doin’?

  30. Christina Aguilera Fat Cleavage 11th Annual George McGovern Leadership Award Ceremony
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Hey Hillary, got some bacon somewhere?

  31. Christina Aguilera Fat Cleavage 11th Annual George McGovern Leadership Award Ceremony
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    And now I will demonstrate how I like my tits to be fondled…

  32. Christina Aguilera Fat Cleavage 11th Annual George McGovern Leadership Award Ceremony
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Why? Why are you all ignoring my tits?!

  33. cc

    She wants Christina to draw voters in…to her gravitational field.

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    HooHa
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    Seriously, in what world is this an appropriate dress for the occasion? It’s just embarrassing – she needs to put it away.

  35. Christina Aguilera Fat Cleavage 11th Annual George McGovern Leadership Award Ceremony
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    “Now hold on… I wanna see where this is going!” – Bill Clinton

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    Bionic_Crouton
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    Hilary: David, switch places with me.
    David: Why?
    Christina: When does the movie start?:

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    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    (From the crowd) “YEEE HA! NOW ITS A PARTY!!”

    Hilary: Shut up Bill!

  38. terry

    There goes her chances of being president. The GOP are going to have a field day.

  39. Christina Aguilera Fat Cleavage 11th Annual George McGovern Leadership Award Ceremony
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    ” …and it was like…y’know? and everyone was all…Really? and I said ‘ Hey! What- ever bitch!…”
    (This ‘story’ went on for thirty minutes)

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    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ms. Aguilera! Can you try giving us a fraction of your attention?”

    “Hee Hee! I don’t do math so good…”

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    Jentilly
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    It’s a toss up as to who looks worse in this pic

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    Bionic_Crouton
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    The sound guy shut off her mic, but Christina still kept talking.

  43. Christina Aguilera Fat Cleavage 11th Annual George McGovern Leadership Award Ceremony
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “Are you grabbing my ass?”
    “It’s a secret White House greeting for special guests. Feel free to greet me back.”

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    Bionic_Crouton
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    “Shiny… shiny chandelier….”

  45. Christina Aguilera Fat Cleavage 11th Annual George McGovern Leadership Award Ceremony
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    Christina: (whispering) “So, when do I get the award?”

  46. Christina Aguilera Fat Cleavage 11th Annual George McGovern Leadership Award Ceremony
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    “…And now ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Clinton will be performing a scene from the movie “Magic Mike”…”

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    Bionic_Crouton
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    “You know, if this wasn’t going to be about me, you should have put that on the invitation!”

  48. Christina Aguilera Fat Cleavage 11th Annual George McGovern Leadership Award Ceremony
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Quick Christina! What’s 4 + 5?

  49. Christina Aguilera Fat Cleavage 11th Annual George McGovern Leadership Award Ceremony
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    “Well, someone told me this was catered so I’m hoping that this will all be over soon.”

  50. Christina Aguilera Fat Cleavage 11th Annual George McGovern Leadership Award Ceremony
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    “Okay, first of all I don’t know what a “Honey Boo Boo is and I am sure as hell ain’t its mama. Second I live off food and attention and I haven’t had either since I’ve been here! and third, Buy my CD it drops March 31st!”

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