Adding… After seeing this shot, let’s not pretend there could’ve been any other outcome.
Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty
Wonder if she farted…lol
Good, take a vacation then.
This is the happiest I’ve ever seen Hillary Clinton…I wonder why….
he asked me to be an intern!
Then he asked me if I liked cigars.
“At one point I was so fat my boobs were out to here.”
(oh…sweet, full breasts….i can just stick my fa-)
“Ms. Clinton! Syria has just attacked a Turkish outpost!”
“Wah? Oh boobs, I mean, bomb them. Yes, bombs. Big ones, now leave me alone”
For once I actually agree with Hillary Clinton.
Isn’t everyone fascinated by breasts? Straight men, lesbians, hell, even gay men, straight women and transgendered people.
Breasts are beautiful and are the first source of food for (most) people.
Aesthetically pleasing and provide nourishment. Win, Win.
So is Hillary gonna ask her to breast-feed Turkey, or what?
i wonder what type of mess with be on Christina’s dress now.
Maybe my love of boobs puts me in the minority here, but I would still totally smash this chick. With my humping.
Nope, you’re totally right. This is the best she’s looked in years.
And I was like, “No, President Clinton! I appreciate you want to save me millions by supporting the extension of Bush era tax cuts, but you can not touch my tits!”
…..I kid, you can totally touch my tits.
Xtina needs to incorporate more “Moi?” and “my Kermie!” into her vernacular.
Bill’s finger smells like pork now.
“At last! As per our arrangement, a top shelf blowup doll to satiate Bill’s roaring libido… That’ll do, Christina, that’ll do.”
Bill always assumes control of every woman’s body.
Slick Willie does like chicks about Xtina’s size. At least when he’s not partying with porn stars.
Her fake tanner is all around her hairline. Nice.
Boobs boobs boobs boobs funny i didn’t notice any tan line boobs boobs boobs boobs what was the point of your post again? boobs boobs boobs boobs
Billary looks like the Crypt Keeper
Hillary Rodham Clinton Loves The Titties
Billions of dollars in funding and countless years of secret military research into mind-control technology and Bill Clinton uses it to make his wife hook up with a pleasantly-plump former popstar.
Greatest. President. Ever.
Hillary wants to suckle.
Fortunately she’s got an array of nipples to choose from and piglets can be easily pushed aside.
Huma is not going to be happy this.
Although Nina Hartley has let herself go, I still admire her attitude.
If anyone continued to labor under the false pretense that Hillary Clinton was anything other than a carpet-munching dyke, see above. That is a look of longing.
PS, two words (bouncing through Hillary’s mind)…”motorboat” and “sizza”!
I am surprise you don’t know the biggest secret from the Clinton White House. Look at your lead photo again,Oh Yes.
Is it outside the realm of possibility to suggest Ms. Aguilera hasn’t the foggiest idea of who George McGovern is?
I would gladly offer my services as a master debator over Christina’s global achievements.
Yes, you seem like you would be quite a cunning linguist…
If Hillary is same-sex oriented as many suspect, why would it be necessary for a straight guy known for horniness to “assume control of” her body to get her body to do what it’s doing in the photo? (I’m not looking for rigorous logic on The Superficial, I’m just sayin’…)
This is how all grandma/hasbeen porn starts. Cue the music.
Look at the size of Billary’s head! What a behemoth!
I might sound stupid, but I am so confused by this picture. Hillary looks like a giant but not really? I dunno.
Oh hey, how YOU doin’?
Hey Hillary, got some bacon somewhere?
And now I will demonstrate how I like my tits to be fondled…
Why? Why are you all ignoring my tits?!
She wants Christina to draw voters in…to her gravitational field.
Seriously, in what world is this an appropriate dress for the occasion? It’s just embarrassing – she needs to put it away.
“Now hold on… I wanna see where this is going!” – Bill Clinton
Hilary: David, switch places with me.
Christina: When does the movie start?:
(From the crowd) “YEEE HA! NOW ITS A PARTY!!”
Hilary: Shut up Bill!
There goes her chances of being president. The GOP are going to have a field day.
” …and it was like…y’know? and everyone was all…Really? and I said ‘ Hey! What- ever bitch!…”
(This ‘story’ went on for thirty minutes)
“Ms. Aguilera! Can you try giving us a fraction of your attention?”
“Hee Hee! I don’t do math so good…”
It’s a toss up as to who looks worse in this pic
The sound guy shut off her mic, but Christina still kept talking.
“Are you grabbing my ass?”
“It’s a secret White House greeting for special guests. Feel free to greet me back.”
“Shiny… shiny chandelier….”
Christina: (whispering) “So, when do I get the award?”
“…And now ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Clinton will be performing a scene from the movie “Magic Mike”…”
“You know, if this wasn’t going to be about me, you should have put that on the invitation!”
Quick Christina! What’s 4 + 5?
“Well, someone told me this was catered so I’m hoping that this will all be over soon.”
“Okay, first of all I don’t know what a “Honey Boo Boo is and I am sure as hell ain’t its mama. Second I live off food and attention and I haven’t had either since I’ve been here! and third, Buy my CD it drops March 31st!”
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