Hilary Swank has nipples

April 5th, 2006 // 154 Comments
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Comments (154)

  1. Derek Hail | April 5, 2006 at 12:31 pm

    She is absolutely gorgeous for sure.

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  2. hendero | April 5, 2006 at 12:36 pm

    I was always amazed that a chick with such a big rack:

    a) could convincingly play the part of a female boxer;

    b) could convincingly play the part of a guy;

    c) could possibly be married to Chad Lowe

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  3. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 5, 2006 at 12:41 pm

    All I can say is… wait, what? Oh, yeah… breasts. Breasts are nice.
    Pick me up, mommy!

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  4. HollyJ | April 5, 2006 at 12:44 pm

    Suddenly I’m hungry for melons.

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  5. Jayne | April 5, 2006 at 12:45 pm

    my brain tells me it must be photoshopped but my heart tells me to stfu and bask in her glory.

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  6. ribbit25 | April 5, 2006 at 12:49 pm

    Who knew horses could have such lovely breasts…

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  7. EvilFiend | April 5, 2006 at 12:49 pm

    Maybe if she paraded her nipples out in public more often her husband would have never left her.

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  8. Charlaurz McHall | April 5, 2006 at 12:49 pm

    wow, i am kind of shocked that she has boobies (and big ones at that!) amazing! They are real, right? they look real.
    http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com

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  9. jennifer11 | April 5, 2006 at 12:49 pm

    *looks at hilary’s nipples*

    *look in own shirt*

    all i can say is:

    YEAH BOOBIES!!!!

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  10. sometimesboy | April 5, 2006 at 12:50 pm

    wow….haven’t seen Alyssa Millano in a while…she looks great…

    ah…so that’s what boobies would look like on a clothes hanger…

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  11. Libraesque | April 5, 2006 at 12:54 pm

    sooooooo not her breasteseses

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  12. that-dog-is-shifty-eyed | April 5, 2006 at 12:56 pm

    She looks like a raptor. A raptor with great tits.I shall call her RaptorTits (because I am Native American and that is how we name things.

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  13. Binky | April 5, 2006 at 12:57 pm

    Nice Breasts – but you should see her box !
    (lil movie pun)

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  14. Evangelia | April 5, 2006 at 12:58 pm

    wow – gotta admit she’s got a great body.
    is this what oscar-winning actresses are wearing these days? gives me hope that i still have a chance at the gold.

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  15. Lala | April 5, 2006 at 12:59 pm

    Those things are exerting serious gravitational pull, forcing the eyes of every man and woman on the planet to stare at them. Earth people, I introduce to you the East and West Poles.

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  16. MizScarlett | April 5, 2006 at 1:04 pm

    Hey, finally, some NICE ones. No plastic beach balls, no mutant space nips, no black-eyes D’s. Good show!

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  17. playahater101 | April 5, 2006 at 1:12 pm

    Is it just me or do her nipples look like they are in a weird spot? Like up high on her boobs. She does have a nice body, though.

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  18. mamacita | April 5, 2006 at 1:13 pm

    Those puppies are nice, but don’t the nipples seem to be kind of high up in relation to the size of the boobies? Looks that way to me. But still, nice bazookas.

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  19. Charlaurz McHall | April 5, 2006 at 1:15 pm

    You gotta love Celebrity titties!

    or any celeb nipple exposure

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  20. gammanormids | April 5, 2006 at 1:18 pm

    Why all celebrities have stopped using underwear? Is new religion now?
    (yeah yeah… she has boobies… so do I… Not impressed.)

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  21. DonLes91 | April 5, 2006 at 1:20 pm

    I’d hit it.

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  22. supertwink | April 5, 2006 at 1:21 pm

    Haa haaaaa…EvilFiend, you don’t honestly believe her husband left HER do you? She dumped his ass after she won the oscar. To the other posts about her nips being in a weird spot, no two are alike my friend.

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  23. biggutonenut | April 5, 2006 at 1:22 pm

    THERE IS A GOD IN HEAVEN!!

    Hillary Swank is not mannish…she is more spankworthy than Allah!!! Her body should be in the smithsonian!

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  24. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 5, 2006 at 1:23 pm

    Charlaurz McHall, is that you who keeps sending me all those e-mails about “Paris Hilton NUDE Naked Celebs Pamela Anderson Tape” and “Viaggrah and Vallium half price off generic meds”? I’m really starting to think it is you, and you better cut that out.

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  25. rori | April 5, 2006 at 1:27 pm

    I don’t like those boots with that skirt, but then again, who’s really going to notice?

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  26. Dirty D | April 5, 2006 at 1:30 pm

    dont mean to be a stickler…but she has a 5head not a 4head, her eyes are sunk in, and her teath remind me of a 6 month old pitbull.

    its just like her overall face was created in an Xbox game…Halflife.

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  27. mamacita | April 5, 2006 at 1:30 pm

    @17

    Man, we must’ve been typing at the same time. It looks to me that she had an excellent surgeon, who got a little wanky with the nipple placement.

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  28. Dirty D | April 5, 2006 at 1:31 pm

    if i could spell teeth, id be rich.

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  29. discreet_chaos | April 5, 2006 at 1:32 pm

    There’s an episode of Seinfeld, where Jerry’s date looks different in different lights. Ms Swank has always been sort of that way to me; She’s a great actress, but different photos produce different results.

    In my opinion these pics are exceptionally nice, but the usual ad for this site does make me think “More Cowbell” for some reason.

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  30. hugo | April 5, 2006 at 1:33 pm

    She looks nice on these photos, I like!

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  31. The Lazy Asian | April 5, 2006 at 1:34 pm

    I’m actually somewhat aroused. Now get me that paper bag.

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  32. Dirty D | April 5, 2006 at 1:34 pm

    stop looking at the boobs hugo, and look at that face. its soo growdy.

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  33. Italian Stallion | April 5, 2006 at 1:35 pm

    Shannon Elizebeth could learn something from this…

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  34. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 5, 2006 at 1:37 pm

    It’s like my high school gym teacher told us, “You don’t fuck the face!” Unless you’re face-fucking someone, which is totally respectable.

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  35. playahater101 | April 5, 2006 at 1:41 pm

    #31, so she’s a two face? You are right, she is.

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  36. MeanNate | April 5, 2006 at 1:42 pm

    Unnnngh…

    Mommy, where do babies feed?

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  37. CheekyChops | April 5, 2006 at 1:47 pm

    If they are paid for, they are hers, right?

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  38. Captain Awesome | April 5, 2006 at 1:52 pm

    Oh yeah, i’d hit. Many, many times…

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  39. Wild Rose | April 5, 2006 at 1:53 pm

    Once, just once, I would love for a journalist to took a good, long look at these starlets’ sheer blouses, sweaters, dresses, you-name-it-they’ll-wear-it and loudly exclaim, “Holy Shit!!! Nice rack you’ve got there!”

    That would be so priceless…

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  40. Grphdesi23 | April 5, 2006 at 1:54 pm

    I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!

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  41. PapaHotNuts | April 5, 2006 at 1:57 pm

    She looks like an albino Scottie Pippen, but he didn’t have those beautiful breasts.

    Wait a second, yes he did.

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  42. whackjob | April 5, 2006 at 1:58 pm

    so far: rack, breasts, tits, raptor tits, melons, boobies, breasteses, beach balls, boobs, bazookas…

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  43. mamacita | April 5, 2006 at 2:03 pm

    @44

    Ooooo, I like this game. Don’t forget: jugs, sweater candy, gazongas, dirty pillows, party hats, and tatas.

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  44. sirokai | April 5, 2006 at 2:03 pm

    First they stopped wearing bras, now they wear sheer shirts. I give it a year before these celebrity girls start going around topless.

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  45. saltpeanuts | April 5, 2006 at 2:04 pm

    A short Tribute to the brilliance of The Next Karate Kid.

    Mr. Miyagi: Rice knockles you have thel, Jurie-san.
    Julie: ‘Scuse me, Sensei Miyagi?
    Miyagi: Oh yah, I wax on, wax off many time.

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  46. Craig & "em" | April 5, 2006 at 2:04 pm

    I don’t know!
    Just because you put Matt Damon in a skirt and a see-thru top, I’m not sure that makes him hot.

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  47. NitneLiun | April 5, 2006 at 2:18 pm

    These pics are as close as we’ll ever get to her boobies. Unfortunately for him, the same can be said of Chad Lowe. HA HA!

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  48. Charlaurz McHall | April 5, 2006 at 2:20 pm

    #26, we heard you needed the help of viagra…. sorry you cant keep it up…..but impotence is nothing to be ashamed of.

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  49. justlikehoney1 | April 5, 2006 at 2:22 pm

    #48 – LMAO!!!! That is exactly who she looks like

    Is that Celine Dion’s boo, Rene, she’s standing next to?

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