Hilary Swank has nipples

April 5th, 2006 // 154 Comments
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  1. She is absolutely gorgeous for sure.

  2. hendero

    I was always amazed that a chick with such a big rack:

    a) could convincingly play the part of a female boxer;

    b) could convincingly play the part of a guy;

    c) could possibly be married to Chad Lowe

  3. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    All I can say is… wait, what? Oh, yeah… breasts. Breasts are nice.
    Pick me up, mommy!

  4. HollyJ

    Suddenly I’m hungry for melons.

  5. Jayne

    my brain tells me it must be photoshopped but my heart tells me to stfu and bask in her glory.

  6. ribbit25

    Who knew horses could have such lovely breasts…

  7. EvilFiend

    Maybe if she paraded her nipples out in public more often her husband would have never left her.

  8. Charlaurz McHall

    wow, i am kind of shocked that she has boobies (and big ones at that!) amazing! They are real, right? they look real.
    http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com

  9. jennifer11

    *looks at hilary’s nipples*

    *look in own shirt*

    all i can say is:

    YEAH BOOBIES!!!!

  10. wow….haven’t seen Alyssa Millano in a while…she looks great…

    ah…so that’s what boobies would look like on a clothes hanger…

  11. Libraesque

    sooooooo not her breasteseses

  12. that-dog-is-shifty-eyed

    She looks like a raptor. A raptor with great tits.I shall call her RaptorTits (because I am Native American and that is how we name things.

  13. Binky

    Nice Breasts – but you should see her box !
    (lil movie pun)

  14. Evangelia

    wow – gotta admit she’s got a great body.
    is this what oscar-winning actresses are wearing these days? gives me hope that i still have a chance at the gold.

  15. Those things are exerting serious gravitational pull, forcing the eyes of every man and woman on the planet to stare at them. Earth people, I introduce to you the East and West Poles.

  16. MizScarlett

    Hey, finally, some NICE ones. No plastic beach balls, no mutant space nips, no black-eyes D’s. Good show!

  17. playahater101

    Is it just me or do her nipples look like they are in a weird spot? Like up high on her boobs. She does have a nice body, though.

  18. mamacita

    Those puppies are nice, but don’t the nipples seem to be kind of high up in relation to the size of the boobies? Looks that way to me. But still, nice bazookas.

  19. Charlaurz McHall

    You gotta love Celebrity titties!

    or any celeb nipple exposure

  20. gammanormids

    Why all celebrities have stopped using underwear? Is new religion now?
    (yeah yeah… she has boobies… so do I… Not impressed.)

  21. supertwink

    Haa haaaaa…EvilFiend, you don’t honestly believe her husband left HER do you? She dumped his ass after she won the oscar. To the other posts about her nips being in a weird spot, no two are alike my friend.

  22. biggutonenut

    THERE IS A GOD IN HEAVEN!!

    Hillary Swank is not mannish…she is more spankworthy than Allah!!! Her body should be in the smithsonian!

  23. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Charlaurz McHall, is that you who keeps sending me all those e-mails about “Paris Hilton NUDE Naked Celebs Pamela Anderson Tape” and “Viaggrah and Vallium half price off generic meds”? I’m really starting to think it is you, and you better cut that out.

  24. rori

    I don’t like those boots with that skirt, but then again, who’s really going to notice?

  25. Dirty D

    dont mean to be a stickler…but she has a 5head not a 4head, her eyes are sunk in, and her teath remind me of a 6 month old pitbull.

    its just like her overall face was created in an Xbox game…Halflife.

  26. mamacita

    @17

    Man, we must’ve been typing at the same time. It looks to me that she had an excellent surgeon, who got a little wanky with the nipple placement.

  27. Dirty D

    if i could spell teeth, id be rich.

  28. There’s an episode of Seinfeld, where Jerry’s date looks different in different lights. Ms Swank has always been sort of that way to me; She’s a great actress, but different photos produce different results.

    In my opinion these pics are exceptionally nice, but the usual ad for this site does make me think “More Cowbell” for some reason.

  29. She looks nice on these photos, I like!

  30. I’m actually somewhat aroused. Now get me that paper bag.

  31. Dirty D

    stop looking at the boobs hugo, and look at that face. its soo growdy.

  32. Italian Stallion

    Shannon Elizebeth could learn something from this…

  33. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    It’s like my high school gym teacher told us, “You don’t fuck the face!” Unless you’re face-fucking someone, which is totally respectable.

  34. playahater101

    #31, so she’s a two face? You are right, she is.

  35. Unnnngh…

    Mommy, where do babies feed?

  36. CheekyChops

    If they are paid for, they are hers, right?

  37. Captain Awesome

    Oh yeah, i’d hit. Many, many times…

  38. Wild Rose

    Once, just once, I would love for a journalist to took a good, long look at these starlets’ sheer blouses, sweaters, dresses, you-name-it-they’ll-wear-it and loudly exclaim, “Holy Shit!!! Nice rack you’ve got there!”

    That would be so priceless…

  39. Grphdesi23

    I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!

  40. PapaHotNuts

    She looks like an albino Scottie Pippen, but he didn’t have those beautiful breasts.

    Wait a second, yes he did.

  41. whackjob

    so far: rack, breasts, tits, raptor tits, melons, boobies, breasteses, beach balls, boobs, bazookas…

  42. mamacita

    @44

    Ooooo, I like this game. Don’t forget: jugs, sweater candy, gazongas, dirty pillows, party hats, and tatas.

  43. First they stopped wearing bras, now they wear sheer shirts. I give it a year before these celebrity girls start going around topless.

  44. saltpeanuts

    A short Tribute to the brilliance of The Next Karate Kid.

    Mr. Miyagi: Rice knockles you have thel, Jurie-san.
    Julie: ‘Scuse me, Sensei Miyagi?
    Miyagi: Oh yah, I wax on, wax off many time.

  45. Craig & "em"

    I don’t know!
    Just because you put Matt Damon in a skirt and a see-thru top, I’m not sure that makes him hot.

  46. NitneLiun

    These pics are as close as we’ll ever get to her boobies. Unfortunately for him, the same can be said of Chad Lowe. HA HA!

  47. #26, we heard you needed the help of viagra…. sorry you cant keep it up…..but impotence is nothing to be ashamed of.

  48. justlikehoney1

    #48 – LMAO!!!! That is exactly who she looks like

    Is that Celine Dion’s boo, Rene, she’s standing next to?

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