Hilary Swank was spotted at the hotel Regina in Italy with her agent boyfriend John Campisi, who she’s been quietly dating since late last year after divorcing her husband, actor Chad Lowe. It’s tough to comment on Hilary Swank in a bikini since she’s never been seen as a sex symbol. Heck, after Boys Don’t Cry she’s barely even been seen as a woman. As long as she doesn’t have an erection poking out of her bikini bottom I’d consider it a success.
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Chauncey Gardner | July 10, 2007 at 11:56 am
FUCKING SICK!
lambm | July 10, 2007 at 11:57 am
gross
Bern | July 10, 2007 at 11:58 am
I’m pretty sure she was so convincing in Boys Don’t cry because she’s secretly a male werewolf.
Jimbo | July 10, 2007 at 11:59 am
Somehow this is exactly how I picture jrzmommy
Tim | July 10, 2007 at 12:01 pm
In the 3rd pic, the dude seems confused, like he’s not sure if she farted or not. Or maybe if he just caught a glimpse of a testicle.
damn | July 10, 2007 at 12:01 pm
I just puked in my mouth and then swallowed it….my throat is burning.
What’s with all the fat and ugly pictures on this site. I know a lot of fat and ugly woman visit the site but jesus fucking christ.
schack | July 10, 2007 at 12:03 pm
that guy needs to cut down on all the weightlifting and working out. he’s really overdoing it.
matt | July 10, 2007 at 12:03 pm
At least the guy is in good shape, he should dump her like yesterdays trash.
caboose | July 10, 2007 at 12:06 pm
I love you superficial fan.
Nicole Richie – too thin
Mandy Moore – too fat, way too fat
Any person featured – meh average, NEXT!
Random VS supermodel – I am way better looking than her when all I do is blog in my PJs and stuff twinkies down my throat. I see your highly photoshopped pictures in the superficial forums trying to cover up that neck fat, I love it to no end.
I love how you hold constantly changing views on beauty, considering yourself to be the prettiest girl with much success despite posting on a celebrity gossip forum at 3 in the afternoon, possibly at some dead-end secretary job. I love how your arm fat flabs and your pork mouth screams when you say “blah blah heido klum average NEXT! ME WANT TWINKIE!” and you constantly deride anyone who gets in your way. Its only too bad we cannot see your bulging rolls of fat in real life. Hearing you hork up a fresh one while thinking that take out box of cheap sushi makes you “cultured” makes me love you to no end. Keep posting your “adventures” to the coffee shop that artsy rejects go cry superficial fan.
My heart goes out to you.
Rezz | July 10, 2007 at 12:07 pm
She’s a very, very unattractive woman.
smegma | July 10, 2007 at 12:09 pm
In the picture on the bottom row where they’re embracing, the guy looks uncomfortable, like he’s spotted the photographer. Or there’s something pointy jabbing him just under his bellybutton.
caboose | July 10, 2007 at 12:10 pm
I’m leaving now, to go buy a FUCKIN SENSE OF HUMOR
wedgeone | July 10, 2007 at 12:11 pm
I like how she improvises and uses that folded green towel for elevation, to get a better penetration angle on the guy.
snooky | July 10, 2007 at 12:11 pm
Jesus, are you sure that isn’t Matt Damon??
Kamihi | July 10, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Shes got a great bod – shit I’ll swap.
Slobber | July 10, 2007 at 12:14 pm
What I am puzzling over is this:
In picture #8 you can see Hillary Swank’s ginormous man-feet. Yet in picture #11 they are dainty little-girl feet… Oh… never mind, I see the dainty little-girl feet belong to her boyfriend.
Mick | July 10, 2007 at 12:14 pm
I think she looks alright.
She’s not fat, flabby, covered in cellulite, or wrinkly.
She looks fine, not Hot but fine.
OkieHeather | July 10, 2007 at 12:15 pm
@9. WTF.
Hilary Swank | July 10, 2007 at 12:15 pm
Does this bikini bottom make my scrotum look big?
Miserable Bastard | July 10, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Any offspring of these two would be guaranteed a losing ticket in the dental genetics lottery.
Aislinn | July 10, 2007 at 12:20 pm
Well, she’s unattractive and manly but, damn, she makes a good movie. Can you be hot, gorgeous, and talented?
Methinks not.
Scooter Libby | July 10, 2007 at 12:20 pm
I don’t care what her body looks like, I’d never want that face (and esp that mouth) moving toward my cock. It’s like a horror movie when the monster takes on human form, seduces a guy, then bares its fangs and chews off his cock. Or hooking up with a feminist. Either one.
ron jeremy | July 10, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Look how focused he is on holding her semen in his ass until they get away from the pool area.
miss oblivious | July 10, 2007 at 12:24 pm
I’m confused, I thought she had really big boobs; but all I see are flap jack boobs. And I thought she used to have a really great figure; but maybe she’s letting it go since she’s probably in that lusty, love phase. But her boyfriend looks homosexual; then again she kind of looks like a man.
Pat | July 10, 2007 at 12:27 pm
I’d hit it. Or let it hit me. Whichever.
m | July 10, 2007 at 12:33 pm
Horse-tooth jackass.
TetterkeT | July 10, 2007 at 12:34 pm
Aaaagh!!! My eyes!!!
Danklin24 | July 10, 2007 at 12:35 pm
I just threw uip in my mouth a little.
Violet Sin | July 10, 2007 at 12:36 pm
She’s hot in a butch sorta way.
But then, I like that.
Eyes Skeeted Shut | July 10, 2007 at 12:36 pm
Those two are so in love! I think it’s great. They’re going to go back to their room, get naked, and whichever one can get a full erection first gets to flip the other one over and have at it. Heaven!
Chauncey Gardner | July 10, 2007 at 12:36 pm
She looks exactly like this guy I went to school with, a Choctaw Indian from Oklahoma. Spitting fucking image of that guy – and that ain’t no compliment.
I always thought the guy looked just like Cyril the Horse from Disney’s animated version of “The Wind in the Willows”, and that’s exactly what Swank is – an ugly, mannish, horsefaced bitch.
I hate her so much, BOYS DON’T CRY and MILLION DOLLAR BABY are fucking comedies to me. I would like nothing more than to see Hollywood make more movies where Hillary Swank gets her ass beat the fuck up.
Anexio | July 10, 2007 at 12:38 pm
# 23 —> LOL!
HeyNow | July 10, 2007 at 12:44 pm
When she’s on talk shows, she looks great.
IThoughtSheHadABetterBodyAfterMillion$Baby | July 10, 2007 at 12:44 pm
re: pic 7 – THAT pigman is her boyfriend? Eeeewwww! He must have a great personality…
We-Le-Surrender.... | July 10, 2007 at 12:46 pm
What the hell??? Where did her wicked implants go?
combustion8 | July 10, 2007 at 12:46 pm
it’s Horsetooth McSaggytits
James | July 10, 2007 at 12:46 pm
I had a one-night stand with her. It was pretty good, actually, until the end, when I just about developed carpal tunnel syndrome from jacking her shenis for 30 minutes in an attempt to make her cum. She said if she got the full set of testosterone treatments she’d be able to stay hard, but she still wants acting roles. Tell that to my ligaments.
michelle | July 10, 2007 at 12:48 pm
that’s one hot face…………
James | July 10, 2007 at 12:48 pm
I just read that Hilary Swank has just been cast to star in the movie from the 60′s sitcom Mr Ed.
citizenstrange | July 10, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Is that Hillary Swank or Mr. Ed?
Hillary Skank is more like it.
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Nina | July 10, 2007 at 12:53 pm
She has a great body though.
theShizaan | July 10, 2007 at 12:57 pm
when did Hillary turn 80?
jrzmommy | July 10, 2007 at 12:59 pm
Aw, quit hatin’, Jimbo….just because I got bigger balls than you don’t mean you need to get all like that.
Wee | July 10, 2007 at 1:05 pm
That’s how ordinary women look like LOL
Maeby | July 10, 2007 at 1:07 pm
Now that I’ve viewed these pictures, I know what it feels like to be “swanked”
Chauncey Gardner | July 10, 2007 at 1:07 pm
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Valtrex Paris | July 10, 2007 at 1:08 pm
#9 wow that was some bitting satire. To bad I’ve read the SAME FUCKING THING about 1000 times. I mean why do assholes always feel the need to throw up another “Your all fat if you post here, jealous if you post here, etc etc” I mean could you be any less original? Do you think your exploring some new ground with your probing analysis? Here’s a thought; try using your big brain to come up with a funny comment since there is a shortage of that lately. What there isn’t a shortage of is psuedo intellectualls and thier annoying, un-original diatribes. So do us all a favour, be funny or fuck off.
jrzmommy | July 10, 2007 at 1:10 pm
Enough of old horseteef….check out Madonna trying to be master of the universe with her demands during interviews with her at the Live Earth show:
Eye contact must be maintained at all times,” interviewers were told, according to the London Mirror. “Never look down to check notes — all questions must be memorized or the interview will be terminated.”
BaldAsBritney | July 10, 2007 at 1:10 pm
Vote Quimby
norton | July 10, 2007 at 1:15 pm
Hugely unattractive woman…. Check out her saggy tits. Yuck.