Hilary Swank and Chad Lowe announced in January they were separating but had hopes of working through their troubles. Well apparently they’ve given up on that and have decided to just go ahead and divorce. Their lawyer tells People magazine:
“Hilary Swank and Chad Lowe have jointly decided to divorce,” the couple’s lawyer, Jeffrey A. Bernstein, tells PEOPLE. “They continue to be friends and have the utmost respect for one another.”
If you’re anything like me you probably already thought they were divorced. Up until a couple hours ago I didn’t even know there was a difference between separating and divorcing and have been using the words interchangeably. So, uh, if I made any wild allegations before about people being divorced who aren’t actually divorced that’s my bad.
BarbadoSlim | May 26, 2006 at 5:50 pm
They have same sex marriage in Cali?
UNWASHEDMASSES | May 26, 2006 at 5:50 pm
Why is this news? Hillary Swank is probably the most forgettable two-time oscar winner ever. And who’s the guy next to her?
BSfan | May 26, 2006 at 5:50 pm
OMG!
Another article I don’t particularly care about.
Meh.. I guess its better then Denise.
And I haven’t heard about her in a while.
desi havoc | May 26, 2006 at 5:53 pm
who the hell is chad lowe?
Philip Ramirez | May 26, 2006 at 5:59 pm
She probably kicked his ass and made him cry.
Feed_Me_Chocolate | May 26, 2006 at 5:59 pm
Guess he finally got tired of screwing a horse.
BarbadoSlim | May 26, 2006 at 5:59 pm
So Chad Lowe is Rob Lowe’s even less succesful brother. The last thing he had going for him was being married to this Swank dude. No he’s got exactly, jackshit.
BarbadoSlim | May 26, 2006 at 6:01 pm
*now*
Iambananas | May 26, 2006 at 6:03 pm
Aww, that’s kind of sad! But, remember… BOYS DON’T CRY!
I think her carreer maybe got a little too big for him???
she should date George Clooney now!
Iambananas | May 26, 2006 at 6:04 pm
She’s pretty, though…
Iambananas | May 26, 2006 at 6:04 pm
How is she forgettable? She is an amazing actress who plays in amazing movies.
M@ce | May 26, 2006 at 6:05 pm
I bet he curls into the fetal position and cries after sex. Wimpering little emo fuck. Just looking at his picture makes me want to bash his skull in with Paris Hilton’s lifeless body.
Man, I need a drink…
bigponie | May 26, 2006 at 6:06 pm
he sorta looks like TCLTC, the only difference is this guy married a girl that can kick his ass.
Whipper_willow | May 26, 2006 at 6:09 pm
Feed_Me_Chocolate…
Slippery When Wet was released in 1986… I wasn’t even born yet!!!
Wow, you’re old AND you live in San Bernardino? Sad Sad Sad.
Whipper_willow | May 26, 2006 at 6:10 pm
So… at least mid-twenties and you sitll live in San Bernardino? Are you unemployed, too?
ellaminnowpea | May 26, 2006 at 6:10 pm
which one is which? I have a hard time telling them apart……..
ellaminnowpea | May 26, 2006 at 6:11 pm
…bigponie is my hero!
ScriptRadar | May 26, 2006 at 6:11 pm
Hope he didn’t sign a pre-nup.
“I want half, Eddie! Goonie-goo-goo.”
Whipper_willow | May 26, 2006 at 6:11 pm
M@ce …
You might consider seeking professional help for the hatred you feel for people who have done nothing to you and you don’t even know.
M@ce | May 26, 2006 at 6:12 pm
Whipper,
You are a living advertisement for the necessity of retroactive abortions.
Whipper_willow | May 26, 2006 at 6:14 pm
The more you speak, the more sense it makes.
I think YOU are a living advertisement for the necessity of retroactive abortions.
Whipper_willow | May 26, 2006 at 6:14 pm
It’s Whipper_willow.. or can’t you type all that?
Whipper_willow | May 26, 2006 at 6:17 pm
Here is feed_me_chocolate:
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:z7DctBiMh3mP8M:www.kahunavideo.com/images/Old_woman_on_the_beach_in_Cuco.JPG
Ari | May 26, 2006 at 6:18 pm
@20
Mace, honey, you rock. Hahaha…
Ari | May 26, 2006 at 6:18 pm
Oops, that should be M@ce. My bad.
bigponie | May 26, 2006 at 6:19 pm
dam it Whipper_willow, tell me about your mother and how she used the cattle prod on you.
Did she ever squeeze your nuts and say “look this is your brain”
BarbadoSlim | May 26, 2006 at 6:20 pm
@20
You forgot this: SMASH!
M@ce | May 26, 2006 at 6:21 pm
Oops…SMASH
BarbadoSlim | May 26, 2006 at 6:22 pm
Those she have like a secret identity, like she has glasses or something to go from lame to superlame .
ScriptRadar | May 26, 2006 at 6:23 pm
Who will pick up Hillary’s drycleaning now?
M@ce | May 26, 2006 at 6:25 pm
When a Lame Banana is just not lame enough, it’s Whipper_willow. Now with 50% more dumbass!
SMASH!!
BSfan | May 26, 2006 at 6:28 pm
Awwww…. I wanna join in the smashing, but I have nothing to smash him with.
*pouts*
Satyricon | May 26, 2006 at 6:31 pm
It was all about respect between them…
until Hilliary kept breaking out her Oscars to finish off what “Mr. TV show guest star” couldn’t in bed…
Satyricon
SparklingStarlet | May 26, 2006 at 6:36 pm
Overrated closet lesbian skank and pussy whipped, undertalented gnome are getting divorced? Well thanks for fucking up my day, Superficial dude. Because I really was rooting for them and all.
Real news next time, thanks big boy. ;D
Ari | May 26, 2006 at 6:37 pm
It’s pretty bad that Hillary looks more masculine than Chad does. I may be old-fashioned, but I like my men to act like and look like MEN. Or at least men shouldn’t look so much like their wives’ prettier twin sisters.
SparklingStarlet | May 26, 2006 at 6:42 pm
35 – I fully agree. I don’t want some wimp. I want a MAN. Chad Lowe might as well get a sex change now – he’d make a fantastic nagging wife.
BarbadoSlim | May 26, 2006 at 6:42 pm
Mr. Swank got to the event late due to the fact that she had to change the tire on the family SUV as his wife, Chadsta or “Chad” Lowe looked on helplessly.
TrannyGranny | May 26, 2006 at 6:48 pm
M@ce; There is a story by Philip K. Dick called “the abortion truck” you should locate and read. It sets legal precedent for what you would like from multiple identity fucktard.
I honestly have no clue who these people are. I’ve heard Swank, but I don’t know if it’s an actor, musicion or trannie.
henrysgirl | May 26, 2006 at 6:51 pm
Maybe they can do a new reality show with has-been or never-were ex husbands. It would star Chad Lowe, John Stamos, Nick Lachey, the guy that Cowface, I mean Tori Spelling dumped, and by the time it actually airs, they can include K-Fag. Somebody call VH-1 quick.
bigponie | May 26, 2006 at 6:53 pm
let me put it this way…
no karate choppin’, ass kickin’ boxer is gonna want to stay married to some girlie-man…
BarbadoSlim | May 26, 2006 at 7:00 pm
I wonder who’s gonna get to keep the dildos, strap-ons and related apparatii.
Feed_Me_Chocolate | May 26, 2006 at 7:12 pm
How sweet, I have a stalker. Whipper_willow, you need to think of something new to post.
TrannyGranny | May 26, 2006 at 7:12 pm
41 Barbado S, I imagine that Satan will reposses his goodies. I’m sure he must be embarrased about loaning them out in the first place.
Feed_Me_Chocolate | May 26, 2006 at 7:17 pm
Plus, you’re posting that comment in the wrong thread. The “Slippery When Wet” comments were in the Denise Richard thread, ‘tard.
ebayfan414 | May 26, 2006 at 7:19 pm
Hilary NEIGHHH..oops let me start over. When I think of Hilary NEEEIGGHHH! Fuck. Once more. Million Dollar Baby, starring Hilary NNEEEEIIIGGHHH! Shit, I’m sorry, I can’t go on. Whenever I try to complete her name my keyboard neighes.
Feed_Me_Chocolate | May 26, 2006 at 7:22 pm
Posted by Whipper_willow on May 26, 2006 06:11 PM
M@ce …
You might consider seeking professional help for the hatred you feel for people who have done nothing to you and you don’t even know
Does this strike anyone as bizarre, seeing as this person is now stalking me in threads, and saying hateful things to me without provocation?
Whipper_willow, do you know the meaning of hypocrite?
P.S.
So I own a house and you are…? Living with your parents still? Grow up, get a job, pay a mortgage and bills, get married (though I doubt anyone would have you), then get back to me before you try calling me poor trash.
bigponie | May 26, 2006 at 7:29 pm
Feed_Me_Chocolate, don’t fret about Mr. pimple_willow, we got your back.
besides I’m still trying to get him to tell me about his mother sticking a cattle-prob up his ass
aivilo | May 26, 2006 at 7:39 pm
ok whoever the fuck ‘whipper dipshit’ is, they need to SHUT THE FUCK UP because nobody cares about their shit. this isn’t a site for your dumbass highschool bitchiness.
oh…& i kinda like hilary swank. she’s a pretty original and not a HO like most actresses seem to be…
Feed_Me_Chocolate | May 26, 2006 at 7:40 pm
Yes, I’ve noticed he’s yet to answer you on that.
xoxoxo
Giggles | May 26, 2006 at 7:42 pm
Please…let’s not bash Hilary and Chad, who seem like decent enough people. AT LEAST it’s not another article about that hotel in France…..