Hilary Duff’s 18-year-old stalker was arrested last Friday at a Residence Inn after he threatened to kill her at an event she was scheduled to attend on Sunday.
I must’ve missed the last creepy stalker meeting because it seems counterproductive for a stalker to murder his subject. If this guy had any sort of experience he wouldn’t be telling people he wanted to kill Hilary Duff, he would’ve just showed up in her bed one night, gently smelling her hair and petting it as she slept. That’s what I do and you don’t see me involved in any of this “arrested” business. Plus my underground lair is impossible to find so don’t even try.
Italian Stallion | November 6, 2006 at 9:02 am
Was it Danielle?
ponk | November 6, 2006 at 9:06 am
18yo stalker? Damn, tough competition being a stalker these days.
HolisticWisdomcom | November 6, 2006 at 9:06 am
Sounds schizophrenic, maybe the neighbor’s dog told him to do it.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
Tha-Flash | November 6, 2006 at 9:07 am
The stalker/murderer shot her with a tranqualiser. That’s why she has a plaster on her arm.
knowhere | November 6, 2006 at 9:07 am
“yes mister black dog, i will kill … i will killlll!!!”
nico | November 6, 2006 at 9:08 am
She’s looking really small. Maybe she confused “death threat” with “offered her a sandwich”?
DailyBuzzer.com | November 6, 2006 at 9:10 am
Hilary Duff has a stalker and your cousin doesn’t. not fair.
http://www.dailybuzzer.com
D'oh Eyes | November 6, 2006 at 9:13 am
Ahem. Good morning folks. May I suggest that we refrain from feeding trolls today? They only get fatter and uglier when fed. STARVE the hairy monster. Thank you. Carry on.
laikiska | November 6, 2006 at 9:14 am
…who is she???
mrs.t | November 6, 2006 at 9:16 am
She is giving much Angelina Jolie in these pics.
mrs.t | November 6, 2006 at 9:18 am
How about when the Fish decides that “too many comments have been submitted by you in a short time”? Fish, let me introduce you to the trolls, who post every fucking 2 minutes when being fed.
Madrid Marriott | November 6, 2006 at 9:19 am
You can tell all of those paparazzi photogs that you see in the background in these photos are embarassed that people now know they are on the Hillary Duff beat.
Jade - The Gossip Girls | November 6, 2006 at 9:20 am
When I read the article at TMZ (linked above) this paragraph caught my eye:
“Sources tell TMZ that last Friday, a private investigator from Sunset Protective Services contacted Miakovsky at the Residence Inn and Miakovsky stated his intention of killing Duff on Sunday at an event she was scheduled to attend.”
Why would they be contacting him and yea the guy might be a nut, but was he set up? Just couldn’t help think this when I read that part.
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net
slantingthroughdarkness | November 6, 2006 at 9:20 am
Hilary can stop paying that guy to pretend to stalk her now. I mean seriously, how much publicity do you need?
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
biatcho | November 6, 2006 at 9:23 am
What is the world coming to when assless, horse-faced fucksticks have stalkers and I don’t?
PrettyBaby | November 6, 2006 at 9:25 am
#10, I must disagree strongly to you Sweetie. I think Hillary Duff is (ready?) a horse faced cunt. BUT Angelina on the other hand is a colossal hottie. If Hillary hopes to hold a candle to Angie, she needs to make out with a sibling, wear viles of blood, find herself a sex god (other than Joel Madden WTF?)
Italian Stallion | November 6, 2006 at 9:25 am
I used to follow Rachel Bison around everywhere. I think she liked it though because I kept getting sexy letters from her lawyer telling me I couldn’t come within 5 miles of her. I guess she couldn’t resist the Stallion……..
@8 my bad, I know better……….
PrettyBaby | November 6, 2006 at 9:27 am
#15, Oh you have a stalker…
By the way, nice TIGHT sweater you are wearing and when you pick up your paper bend over LOWER
RichPort | November 6, 2006 at 9:31 am
She makes Kate Hudson look like Pamela Anderson… back when she had the big implants… I swear we could play handball off of horse face’s front side.
Brain Embolism | November 6, 2006 at 9:31 am
Now maybe she’ll get her teeth fixed.
Oh Yeeeah, I see the sweet “Gossip Girls” are back. I thought we chased them away last week?
Hilarious #1
PrettyBaby | November 6, 2006 at 9:33 am
#11 Fucking WORD! What the hell was going on over the weekend on these threads. Folks around here need a beatdown.
NipsyHustle | November 6, 2006 at 9:36 am
an adult female virgin who has a boyfriend of over 2 years and doesn’t live in nebraska is a rare bird indeed. no wonder she’s being stalked. i saw a one legged unicorn last week so anything is possible but i’m suspecting she’s on the brazilian plan: take it in the ass to maintain your virginity. no one is hanging around listening to her whiney music, annoying voice, and having to look at her ugly horse face sister without burying a bone SOMEWHERE.
maybe he didn’t mean kill her. poor russian with the weak translation skills. he just wanted to “thrill her” with a mouthful of his beef stroganov.
commissioner | November 6, 2006 at 9:42 am
I had a stalker once. About two years ago. The police chief told me all I needed to do was fuck the guy and he’d leave me alone. I told the chief I intended to fuck him until he started stalking me. Leaving greasy face prints on one’s front door is a turn off.
True story.
dan**lle | November 6, 2006 at 9:42 am
Stalking Hilary Duff is like stalking a half- eaten tuna fish sandwich, it just gets boring after a few bites.
PrettyBaby | November 6, 2006 at 9:44 am
Actually this chic used to be somewhat cute. And then… I don’t know. Weightloss, some shitty oral surgery and suddenly she is horrendously ugly. Everyone knows it, yet she acts like she thinks she’s a superstar. She needs to get ass-fucked by Collin Farrel. Or maybe I need that, either way.
no one you know | November 6, 2006 at 9:46 am
Meh. I’ve stalked better.
PrettyBaby | November 6, 2006 at 9:48 am
I am sorry, but I have so many critisms/advice for this bitch. Here we go: Instead of making you teeth larger, try to “biggen” up your flat pancakes. That would help.
#23, I also have had a stalker. True Story. I didn’t report it and he may have gotten what he wanted out of it. Pesky Bastard.
86 | November 6, 2006 at 9:48 am
What’s the point of stalking Hilary Duff?
Adult Underoos | November 6, 2006 at 9:51 am
stalkers are funny and fun!
http://www.funderpants.com
BigJim | November 6, 2006 at 10:01 am
The guy should plead insanity. His lawyer could make that fly just by showing the jury a picture of old horseface.
CelebSlam.com | November 6, 2006 at 10:03 am
How you kill (or “put down” I guess) a horse?
http://www.celebslam.com
Equalparts | November 6, 2006 at 10:19 am
Sooo, what’s that little round band-aid on her arm? I’ll tell you what it is–that’s the sign of just having received a Depo-Provera shot. That is birth control, folks. ya, like Joel Madden is gonna hang with her if she ain’t putting out? uh huh. Ya riiiite.
PrettyBaby | November 6, 2006 at 10:26 am
She needs less Depo- Provera and more hay and oats.
PapaHotNuts | November 6, 2006 at 10:32 am
Guilty as charged.
no one you know | November 6, 2006 at 10:33 am
@13…Are you seriously showing sympathy for the stalker? The only sympathy he should be shown is for being mentally ill enough to become obsessed with Mrs. Ed. Sweetness and concern have no place in this environment.
RichPort | November 6, 2006 at 10:39 am
I mean I used to jerk off to Lizzie McGuire too, but that’s because I at least THOUGHT she’d buy some tits…
Pagan Queen | November 6, 2006 at 11:09 am
I, too had a stalker. Really freaky – we were friends, then next thing I know one day he is knocking on my door at 6am. I dont answer my door at 6 to anyone. Then this guy starts crying and banging on the door. It just got worse from there.
PrettyBaby | November 6, 2006 at 11:21 am
#37 That sucks. At least if you are unfortunate enough to have a stalker, he could at least be sexy. Not crying like a baby outside your fucking door. Not attractive at all :(
Praz | November 6, 2006 at 11:46 am
I must be a stalker, too, since I’m on MySpace.
Pagan Queen | November 6, 2006 at 11:48 am
We would just chit chat when we saw each other – nothing serious. He thought that since we were from the same area in TX that it was fate. I ended up moving faaaaaaar away. 10 years later he looked up my parents number and called them every hour for 2 days until he got ahold of them. My dad had to threaten him with the police. I dont understand that type of behavior at all. Scary as hell!
yardgraffiti | November 6, 2006 at 12:26 pm
And maybe she’s wearing grunging clothing to scare off her stalker?
http://www.Burntcity.com
Elusive Spork | November 6, 2006 at 12:44 pm
I am really confused the article is about a stalker who threatens to kill her Sunday night and they have not only one but a series of DAYTIME pictures as she: gets out of a car, walks in a building, rides an escalator, and pretends to look interested in whatever is going on. WOW! I think she’s really working out for the Special Olympics spokesperson… If Hillary can do it… SO CAN YOU!!!!!!!!!
Elusive Spork | November 6, 2006 at 12:47 pm
PLUS: Hillary dressed herself this morning!!!!
*round of applause*
whofuckincares | November 6, 2006 at 1:18 pm
Pagan Queen ^^^^
Pagan Queen | November 6, 2006 at 1:25 pm
She is looking really skinny. I guess we are going to start seeing more of these “stars” starving themselves to death. So sad because she is (was) so pretty
Sho'Nuff | November 6, 2006 at 1:49 pm
The fact that I am 45th since 9:00 AM this morning goes to show that nobody really cares that much about Hillary Duff. More LOHAN!!!
MyOwnSuperficialAccount | November 6, 2006 at 3:22 pm
stalker my ass. She wishes she had a stalker. No one stalks horses.
becca11 | November 6, 2006 at 6:54 pm
this one always seems skinny or chubby, but never a happy medium
jazzmine | November 7, 2006 at 2:01 am
Why does she look so horribly out of proportion?
jrzmommy | November 7, 2006 at 6:11 am
c’mon…she hired him to stalk her.