Hilary Duff’s stalker gets arrested


Hilary Duff’s 18-year-old stalker was arrested last Friday at a Residence Inn after he threatened to kill her at an event she was scheduled to attend on Sunday.

I must’ve missed the last creepy stalker meeting because it seems counterproductive for a stalker to murder his subject. If this guy had any sort of experience he wouldn’t be telling people he wanted to kill Hilary Duff, he would’ve just showed up in her bed one night, gently smelling her hair and petting it as she slept. That’s what I do and you don’t see me involved in any of this “arrested” business. Plus my underground lair is impossible to find so don’t even try.