Why I Keep a Bag Full of Cubic Zirconia Rings in My Glove Box.
@ #6 NoBJacceptance
Looks like he should fucking divorce your ass and knock your teeth out. You think you’re a fucking celebrity? You think your frigid thankless ass deserve’s a fat diamond ring? You accepted and married him, then go and complain about the size of your ring as a reason for not giving a blow job!!? You fucking ice queen! Your marriage is over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fucking useless cunt.
Not that I’m an expert on blow-jobbery, but his shirt obviously lifted up obviously indicates some sort of mouth action. And if not? Most. Unconventional. Way. To. Hug. Ever.
He looks Happy. And when i mean Happy… I mean REALLY HAPPY!
Look at that grin…
haha kinda reminded me of one of my favorite Seinfeld moments.
Kramer: “How do you know he’s not wondering the same thing about you?”
Elaine : “What d’you mean?”
Kramer: “What do I mean?.. Well perhaps he thinks that you’re working him for thediscount. Shaking that little butt of yours into big, big savings…. And then when you get it,you know, you drop him like a hot potato.
Elaine: “Aawwh Please…..”
Kramer: “Now see the two of you need to work on trust… and then and only then will there be a free exchange of sex and discounts.. Cornerstones of a healthy relationship….and now if you would (taps twice on the door) excuse us. We need to get to bed.”
Scene cuts to Jerry’s bed. Lights are out. Kramer opens the light and starts to read.
Half the women in here refuse to give blowjobs, the other half are in loving relationships. Remember ladies, Spitters are Quitters!
#17 the only kind of hug that is is a mouth hug around his little right-winger.
I think he’s going to slip a shot by the goalie. Probably right through the five hole
AHAHAHAHA oh god
lol that is hilarious!
Oh that is PRECIOUS!!!!!! That’s what I call sealing the deal!
She always had a fake good girl image that’s why for the criticism. Also nice girls don’t exist anymore.
“Diamonds, she will pretty much have to.”
Funny as hell, had to show the wife. Doesn’t matter if it is or not, it sure looks like it
best post ever…
He better enjoy it. There’s no such thing after you get married
So…this guy is proposing to her what, in their condo?? And a camera just happens to be shooting all of this every step of the way? Unless I see some full on mouth to tip photos, I call horseshit publicity stunt.
Lots of prudes, ice queens, and dudez lacking tongue tornando skills in this jawn.
She’s obviously up too high to be giving him a bj. Unless he has a footlong dick, her face was planted on his stomach, not his groin. Lol, I guess you wouldn’t know what a real bj looks like anyway.
“She’s not giving him a BJ, she’s just leaning over and hugging him.”
…um, yeah if by hugging his cock with her lips then you are correct. Is that what your boyfriend/husband told you how he hugs his hot co-workers? “no really honey, it’s just how we hug in my country.”
GOLD!!! This is definitely a win-win situation
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