How to Accept a Marriage Proposal

February 23rd, 2010 // 234 Comments

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Comments (234)

  1. Dude | February 23, 2010 at 11:09 pm
  2. annie | February 23, 2010 at 11:10 pm

    looks like she’s blowing raspberries to me. maybe he’s a man child

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  3. MediaMessy | February 23, 2010 at 11:22 pm

    Sooo I enjoy making fun of whores as much as the next whore…..but she obviously not blowing him. It looks like shes either kissing or blowing on his stomach, shes not low enough and if she IS doing that by some strange occurance where that would be possible, judging by his face shes doing it wrong.

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  4. Dotasaurus | February 24, 2010 at 1:13 am

    Finally looks like an Oiler is scoring

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  5. 32gb sd card | February 24, 2010 at 1:28 am

    Hi,
    I guess the only answer on that would be yesss!

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  6. 32gb sd card | February 24, 2010 at 1:33 am

    him
    wow, amazing. I almost passed up this post!!!!!

    Reply
  7. Awesome | February 24, 2010 at 1:57 am

    That could be a bj but she’s most likely crying in his lap because that’s what women do.

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  8. yes | February 24, 2010 at 2:29 am

    that’s what i call a woman. she knows her place.

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  9. Blah | February 24, 2010 at 3:55 am

    So this guy digs big hips, small tits and stinky pussies enough to marry it…. ok douche.

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  10. belko | February 24, 2010 at 4:00 am

    hahaa great. fucking great

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  12. forgacs geza | February 24, 2010 at 4:47 am

    kelari,,,foto ,,gad demet,,byutifo,,,noooo
    asori bibic,lordpric

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  13. forgacs geza | February 24, 2010 at 4:47 am

    kelari,,,foto ,,gad demet,,byutifo,,,noooo
    asori bibic,lordpric

    Reply
  14. Girl | February 24, 2010 at 5:06 am

    So, if girl wants cunnilingus she must ask her boyfriend to marry her ;)

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  15. Girl | February 24, 2010 at 5:07 am

    So, if girl wants cunnilingus she must ask her boyfriend to marry her ;)

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  16. student | February 24, 2010 at 5:13 am

    I would say that it’s some kind of joke. Similar to what we saw with drunk russian president Medvedev :(

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  17. workinghard | February 24, 2010 at 5:13 am

    i dont think the last photo is real..

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  18. captain america | February 24, 2010 at 6:41 am

    just “nail” him:
    ………………..SAY NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  19. papaROUGHzzi | February 24, 2010 at 7:27 am

    Thats nothing! I heard Heily Duff gives rim jobs for a simple compliments.

    And why are we collectively eaves dropping on these two? DAMP PAPS! GET A NORMAL JOBS BUMS…

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  20. NG | February 24, 2010 at 7:51 am

    For all the women out there: that’s the way to thank a man for a ring.

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  21. Dread not | February 24, 2010 at 7:55 am

    @66

    – You are THE VERY definition of a “good girl”. BTW, I taste like watermelon Jolly Ranchers. Just throwin’ that out there.

    Earn your diamonds, Hilary!

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  22. Hassan | February 24, 2010 at 8:58 am

    PLOP!! PLOP!!! PSSSSSSH!! PLOP PLOP PLOP TURDDDDDD FAAAART

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  23. CARLO | February 24, 2010 at 9:33 am

    Loved that girl. Good for him. Hockey players always get good ass.

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  24. p | February 24, 2010 at 9:36 am

    the best!

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  25. Dee | February 24, 2010 at 9:54 am

    At least diamonds are forever.

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  26. ram.1500 | February 24, 2010 at 10:25 am

    There, that shut her up!

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  27. Narcissist | February 24, 2010 at 10:26 am

    @ 12, 32, 65, 72 – Engaged – It’s not much if it’s not on paper. I recall a lot of dim witted girls who were “engaged” for a little while, until the guy got tired of fucking them. Duh.

    @ 41 – Privacy…maybe get off the balcony?

    @ 49 – It was probably caught on camera because they’re celebrities on a balcony.

    @ 56 – ” for giving her — fiancee — a blow job”
    I caught someone!! She can’t give a girl a blow job. Also, see “@ 12, 32, 65, 72″.

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  28. Patrice | February 24, 2010 at 11:30 am

    Am I the ONLY ONE sensing a bit of competition a la Carrie Underwood here? Hmmm, let’s see: both are blonde singers who are dating pro hockey players named Mike, Carrie gets engaged a couple of weeks ago with a $500,000 ring, and now Duff gets “engaged” to her bf with a bigger ring worth roughly a million! Clearly something suspicious is going on here… I don’t buy the Hilarly Duff staged proposal as real at all. Look at the press reaction now; she’s all over the news when she really wasn’t ever before. Fake, fake, fake.

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  29. terri | February 24, 2010 at 11:35 am

    spying on people in their hotel room..isn’t that against the law.

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  30. Steveo | February 24, 2010 at 12:08 pm

    Who’s Hilary Duff?

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  31. JaidenPaidIN | February 24, 2010 at 12:12 pm

    Love it when Wholesome girls show their true selves in the bedroom.
    I wonder what Disney has to say of their little princess getting a load!
    Good for him

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  32. Mark81 | February 24, 2010 at 12:14 pm

    C’mon. Why not stare at something that’s actually entertaining? John Stamos and Gene Simmonds co-star in 1986′s “Never Too Young to Die,” peep the trailer: http://bit.ly/dvtNyb

    Now that’s RAD.

    Reply
  33. LAWDY,LAWDY...lS | February 24, 2010 at 1:42 pm

    OMG, I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT LAST PIC. But I should have NEVER read some of these posts cuz there are some disgusting, moronic, single digit I.Q. trailer park cousin loving peeps out there!!

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  34. KansasRefugee | February 24, 2010 at 2:28 pm

    #114 (Girl) says: “So, if girl wants cunnilingus she must ask her boyfriend to marry her”

    Right on, sista.

    In my advanced years, I’ve learned that there are blowjobs and there are blowjobs.

    1. Blowjobs in a male-provider/female-princess-sex object set-up. He is looking to be worshipped and demeaning her. But she’s kinda doing that to him as well, isn’t he? Too bad she’ll likely end up with the short end of the stick later in life (pun intended). He’ll never really be satisfied (or her either).

    2. Blowjobs he demands like they are an entitlement. He is a narcissist and may be confusing blowjobs with real love (i.e. where she really knows him as a person). He’ll never really be satisfied (or her either).

    3. Blowjobs in a reciprocal relationship where both people have jobs, he does as much of the unpaid chores and such (including parenting) and she gets what she wants sex-wise as well. And where there is real love and recognition of each other’s whole selves. Pure bliss to give and to receive (or so I hear).

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  35. KansasRefugee | February 24, 2010 at 2:31 pm

    #114 (Girl) says: “So, if girl wants cunnilingus she must ask her boyfriend to marry her”

    Right on, sista.

    In my advanced years, I’ve learned that there are blowjobs and there are blowjobs.

    1. Blowjobs in a male-provider/female-princess-sex object set-up. He is looking to be worshipped and demeaning her. But she’s kinda doing that to him as well, isn’t he? Too bad she’ll likely end up with the short end of the stick later in life (pun intended). He’ll never really be satisfied (or her either).

    2. Blowjobs he demands like they are an entitlement. He is a narcissist and may be confusing blowjobs with real love (i.e. where she really knows him as a person). He’ll never really be satisfied (or her either).

    3. Blowjobs in a reciprocal relationship where both people have jobs, he does as much of the unpaid chores and such (including parenting) and she gets what she wants sex-wise as well. And where there is real love and recognition of each other’s whole selves. Pure bliss to give and to receive (or so I hear).

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  36. IDIOT | February 24, 2010 at 2:40 pm

    IDIOT!!! BJ ARE CHEAPER THAN RINGS!!!!

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  37. Blo-Jay | February 24, 2010 at 3:10 pm

    WHICH CAME 1ST THE BJ OR THE RING?

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  38. Mandi | February 24, 2010 at 3:12 pm

    Aww, photos #1 and #2 are actually really sweet! And now I feel a bit guilty cause I didn’t give my fiance a BJ when he proposed.

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  39. BJ queen | February 24, 2010 at 3:56 pm

    Truth is that most girls are damned if we do, and damned if we don’t.. we wear low cut tops, tight jeans/skirt/whatever and heels only to get called nasty names by both sexes. Dress more modest and we’re prudes. If we say no, we’re frigid. Let a guy have his way when he wants it and we’re skanks and tramps.
    Obviously I can’t speak for all girls but where I live its either put out or get out no matter if you just met the guy that same night. I’ve been there, done that lots of times. I’ve sucked cock on my knes in bathroom stalls, the back seats of of cars,behind building even under the table a few times.
    Maybe itss just me, but I’d much rather be with someone than be alone. If that means sucking his cock any time he wants it, him screwing me, and basically using and abusing me in whatever way he decides to, then who am I to sayy no? At least I’m not alone on weekend nights! Like they say, you do what you have to do. I know what I must do, and I do it like a total pro.
    OK, go on now and bash me. I’m a slut, a whore,. a piece of sh*t, or whatever, right? I bet if I had my wet, warm and soft lips working their magic on your hard throbbing meat, you wouldn’t be complaining – would you?
    And yes, I swallow….Of course

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  40. Mike | February 24, 2010 at 5:22 pm

    I love how in the last picture he’s probably on the phone with his bud saying:
    “Oh man guess what I’m getting right now!?”

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  41. Laurence Darrell | February 24, 2010 at 5:41 pm

    @139-

    If your post isn’t simply an attention-seeking put-on, all I can say is…

    You poor thing…

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  42. Brianna Johnson | February 24, 2010 at 6:47 pm

    omg

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  43. Foot | February 24, 2010 at 7:40 pm

    It’s funny that men love receiving blowjobs but hate the women who give them. Nice double standard, jock-holes.

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  44. seekingbjs | February 24, 2010 at 8:10 pm

    @139
    Bitch you a whore, suck my cock.

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  45. haha | February 24, 2010 at 8:12 pm

    I’m willing to bet that 139 is a dude

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  47. getdatbitcharing | February 24, 2010 at 8:17 pm

    This is a great sequence of photographs. I’ll be crushed if they were staged.

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  48. spicy | February 24, 2010 at 9:08 pm

    Whats great about these photos — staged or not, hug or BJ — is everyones comments. i mean i thoroughly enjoyed reading them, thank you people, thank you.

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  49. HilsPromiseRing | February 24, 2010 at 9:17 pm

    LOLing at all the comments. It’s totally staged. The girl hasn’t had shit written about her in, how many years? I find the timing of her engagement and uncharacteristically trashy reaction to it and the announcement of Joel and Nicole’s engagement a little strange as well. Poor girl; that need for attention is a mutha!!!

    On another note, why can’t celebs do anything without staging it?

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  50. NakedSoul | February 24, 2010 at 9:20 pm

    LOLing at all the comments. It’s totally staged. The girl hasn’t had media attention in, how many years; like 2 or 3? I find the timing of her engagement and uncharacteristically trashy reaction to it and the announcement of Joel and Nicole’s engagement a little strange as well. Poor girl; that need for attention is a mutha!!!

    On another note, why can’t celebs do anything without staging it? That’s the most awkward-looking beej EVAH!!

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