How to Accept a Marriage Proposal

February 23rd, 2010 // 237 Comments

OR:

Why I Keep a Bag Full of Cubic Zirconia Rings in My Glove Box.

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  1. annie

    looks like she’s blowing raspberries to me. maybe he’s a man child

  2. Sooo I enjoy making fun of whores as much as the next whore…..but she obviously not blowing him. It looks like shes either kissing or blowing on his stomach, shes not low enough and if she IS doing that by some strange occurance where that would be possible, judging by his face shes doing it wrong.

  3. Dotasaurus

    Finally looks like an Oiler is scoring

  4. Hi,
    I guess the only answer on that would be yesss!

  5. him
    wow, amazing. I almost passed up this post!!!!!

  6. That could be a bj but she’s most likely crying in his lap because that’s what women do.

  7. yes

    that’s what i call a woman. she knows her place.

  8. Blah

    So this guy digs big hips, small tits and stinky pussies enough to marry it…. ok douche.

  9. hahaa great. fucking great

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  11. kelari,,,foto ,,gad demet,,byutifo,,,noooo
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  12. kelari,,,foto ,,gad demet,,byutifo,,,noooo
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  13. So, if girl wants cunnilingus she must ask her boyfriend to marry her ;)

  14. So, if girl wants cunnilingus she must ask her boyfriend to marry her ;)

  15. I would say that it’s some kind of joke. Similar to what we saw with drunk russian president Medvedev :(

  16. i dont think the last photo is real..

  17. captain america

    just “nail” him:
    ………………..SAY NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. papaROUGHzzi

    Thats nothing! I heard Heily Duff gives rim jobs for a simple compliments.

    And why are we collectively eaves dropping on these two? DAMP PAPS! GET A NORMAL JOBS BUMS…

  19. NG

    For all the women out there: that’s the way to thank a man for a ring.

  20. Dread not

    @66

    – You are THE VERY definition of a “good girl”. BTW, I taste like watermelon Jolly Ranchers. Just throwin’ that out there.

    Earn your diamonds, Hilary!

  21. PLOP!! PLOP!!! PSSSSSSH!! PLOP PLOP PLOP TURDDDDDD FAAAART

  22. CARLO

    Loved that girl. Good for him. Hockey players always get good ass.

  23. Dee

    At least diamonds are forever.

  24. ram.1500

    There, that shut her up!

  25. @ 12, 32, 65, 72 – Engaged – It’s not much if it’s not on paper. I recall a lot of dim witted girls who were “engaged” for a little while, until the guy got tired of fucking them. Duh.

    @ 41 – Privacy…maybe get off the balcony?

    @ 49 – It was probably caught on camera because they’re celebrities on a balcony.

    @ 56 – ” for giving her — fiancee — a blow job”
    I caught someone!! She can’t give a girl a blow job. Also, see “@ 12, 32, 65, 72″.

  26. Am I the ONLY ONE sensing a bit of competition a la Carrie Underwood here? Hmmm, let’s see: both are blonde singers who are dating pro hockey players named Mike, Carrie gets engaged a couple of weeks ago with a $500,000 ring, and now Duff gets “engaged” to her bf with a bigger ring worth roughly a million! Clearly something suspicious is going on here… I don’t buy the Hilarly Duff staged proposal as real at all. Look at the press reaction now; she’s all over the news when she really wasn’t ever before. Fake, fake, fake.

  27. terri

    spying on people in their hotel room..isn’t that against the law.

  28. Who’s Hilary Duff?

  29. Love it when Wholesome girls show their true selves in the bedroom.
    I wonder what Disney has to say of their little princess getting a load!
    Good for him

  30. Mark81

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    Now that’s RAD.

  31. LAWDY,LAWDY...lS

    OMG, I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT LAST PIC. But I should have NEVER read some of these posts cuz there are some disgusting, moronic, single digit I.Q. trailer park cousin loving peeps out there!!

  32. KansasRefugee

    #114 (Girl) says: “So, if girl wants cunnilingus she must ask her boyfriend to marry her”

    Right on, sista.

    In my advanced years, I’ve learned that there are blowjobs and there are blowjobs.

    1. Blowjobs in a male-provider/female-princess-sex object set-up. He is looking to be worshipped and demeaning her. But she’s kinda doing that to him as well, isn’t he? Too bad she’ll likely end up with the short end of the stick later in life (pun intended). He’ll never really be satisfied (or her either).

    2. Blowjobs he demands like they are an entitlement. He is a narcissist and may be confusing blowjobs with real love (i.e. where she really knows him as a person). He’ll never really be satisfied (or her either).

    3. Blowjobs in a reciprocal relationship where both people have jobs, he does as much of the unpaid chores and such (including parenting) and she gets what she wants sex-wise as well. And where there is real love and recognition of each other’s whole selves. Pure bliss to give and to receive (or so I hear).

  33. KansasRefugee

    #114 (Girl) says: “So, if girl wants cunnilingus she must ask her boyfriend to marry her”

    Right on, sista.

    In my advanced years, I’ve learned that there are blowjobs and there are blowjobs.

    1. Blowjobs in a male-provider/female-princess-sex object set-up. He is looking to be worshipped and demeaning her. But she’s kinda doing that to him as well, isn’t he? Too bad she’ll likely end up with the short end of the stick later in life (pun intended). He’ll never really be satisfied (or her either).

    2. Blowjobs he demands like they are an entitlement. He is a narcissist and may be confusing blowjobs with real love (i.e. where she really knows him as a person). He’ll never really be satisfied (or her either).

    3. Blowjobs in a reciprocal relationship where both people have jobs, he does as much of the unpaid chores and such (including parenting) and she gets what she wants sex-wise as well. And where there is real love and recognition of each other’s whole selves. Pure bliss to give and to receive (or so I hear).

  34. IDIOT

    IDIOT!!! BJ ARE CHEAPER THAN RINGS!!!!

  35. Blo-Jay

    WHICH CAME 1ST THE BJ OR THE RING?

  36. Mandi

    Aww, photos #1 and #2 are actually really sweet! And now I feel a bit guilty cause I didn’t give my fiance a BJ when he proposed.

  37. BJ queen

    Truth is that most girls are damned if we do, and damned if we don’t.. we wear low cut tops, tight jeans/skirt/whatever and heels only to get called nasty names by both sexes. Dress more modest and we’re prudes. If we say no, we’re frigid. Let a guy have his way when he wants it and we’re skanks and tramps.
    Obviously I can’t speak for all girls but where I live its either put out or get out no matter if you just met the guy that same night. I’ve been there, done that lots of times. I’ve sucked cock on my knes in bathroom stalls, the back seats of of cars,behind building even under the table a few times.
    Maybe itss just me, but I’d much rather be with someone than be alone. If that means sucking his cock any time he wants it, him screwing me, and basically using and abusing me in whatever way he decides to, then who am I to sayy no? At least I’m not alone on weekend nights! Like they say, you do what you have to do. I know what I must do, and I do it like a total pro.
    OK, go on now and bash me. I’m a slut, a whore,. a piece of sh*t, or whatever, right? I bet if I had my wet, warm and soft lips working their magic on your hard throbbing meat, you wouldn’t be complaining – would you?
    And yes, I swallow….Of course

  38. Mike

    I love how in the last picture he’s probably on the phone with his bud saying:
    “Oh man guess what I’m getting right now!?”

  39. Laurence Darrell

    @139-

    If your post isn’t simply an attention-seeking put-on, all I can say is…

    You poor thing…

  40. Brianna Johnson

    omg

  41. Foot

    It’s funny that men love receiving blowjobs but hate the women who give them. Nice double standard, jock-holes.

  42. seekingbjs

    @139
    Bitch you a whore, suck my cock.

  43. haha

    I’m willing to bet that 139 is a dude

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  45. getdatbitcharing

    This is a great sequence of photographs. I’ll be crushed if they were staged.

  46. spicy

    Whats great about these photos — staged or not, hug or BJ — is everyones comments. i mean i thoroughly enjoyed reading them, thank you people, thank you.

  47. HilsPromiseRing

    LOLing at all the comments. It’s totally staged. The girl hasn’t had shit written about her in, how many years? I find the timing of her engagement and uncharacteristically trashy reaction to it and the announcement of Joel and Nicole’s engagement a little strange as well. Poor girl; that need for attention is a mutha!!!

    On another note, why can’t celebs do anything without staging it?

  48. NakedSoul

    LOLing at all the comments. It’s totally staged. The girl hasn’t had media attention in, how many years; like 2 or 3? I find the timing of her engagement and uncharacteristically trashy reaction to it and the announcement of Joel and Nicole’s engagement a little strange as well. Poor girl; that need for attention is a mutha!!!

    On another note, why can’t celebs do anything without staging it? That’s the most awkward-looking beej EVAH!!

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