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How to Accept a Marriage Proposal
February 23rd, 2010 // 234 Comments
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koushoku | February 23, 2010 at 2:58 pm
I’m pretty sure she just zerberting him lol
gerry | February 23, 2010 at 2:59 pm
funniest fuckin thing I seen this month!
John | February 23, 2010 at 3:04 pm
I was looking at the first picture in the article wondering exactly why this was special in the least. I finally clicked to look at the other pictures, went through them one by one. The second and third continued to make me wonder about the point of this post. Then I hit the fourth. And all was right in the world.
Anonymous | February 23, 2010 at 3:04 pm
Awesome! A BJ is the perfect response to a marriage proposal. The official “Yes” can wait.
St Lou Jeff | February 23, 2010 at 3:11 pm
@28 and @30…. How true. How true. Spoken like fellow married men. lol.
Lavell | February 23, 2010 at 3:16 pm
Everyone who calls her a slut or whore for giving her fiancee a blowjob is just mad that they don’t ever get blowjobs.
whatever | February 23, 2010 at 3:25 pm
He’s on the f-ing phone while she’s giving him head! WHAT A JERK! And to all of you men on here: WTF? You guys pester us women for BJs and then call us whores for giving them. FUCK YOU.
Vanman | February 23, 2010 at 3:38 pm
@57. Are you blind? I don’t see a phone anywhere in his hand. Looks like he’s reaching behind his head or scratching his head.
You don’t like giving BJs…you’re single…aren’t you…or married.
Chocolate | February 23, 2010 at 3:48 pm
ahhahah that’s the best post i’ve ever seen!
misterfister | February 23, 2010 at 3:54 pm
I think she’s tossing his salad..
Yep | February 23, 2010 at 3:57 pm
28 & 30 … yep , yep and double yep.
Joie Hathaway | February 23, 2010 at 3:58 pm
OMG prudes, she is not the first person to give her fiance a b.j. It doesn’t make her a whore or slut and maybe if your woman/man gave you MORE oral, you’d jump off your high horse & might actually STILL be married. Also: how are people going to say that maybe if Hillary Clinton had blown Bill he wouldn’t have went to Monica, yet Hilary D is a skanky slut for keeping her man happy and his eyes on her? It’s so hypocritical. Pick a team women/men are you for the bj or against it? I say I’m a woman who supports b.j’s-suck a dick,save a smile:P
dru2u | February 23, 2010 at 4:01 pm
He’s got such a big smile on his face ‘cuz he’s about ready to start bakin’ brownies……
Bob | February 23, 2010 at 4:08 pm
Now that’s a thank you!
-last picture-
lol | February 23, 2010 at 4:26 pm
pretty funny picture…but if she is sucking his dick… how does that make her a whore? they’re engaged and it’s not like a bj is rare in a relationship….
Nadia Roses | February 23, 2010 at 4:27 pm
Why is everyone saying that’s his last BJ? Are there really bitches who withhold that type of stuff from their husbands? I suck my husband’s dick every night like I’m a starving child and it’s the last lollipop in the land of Oz…. and I’m proud of it. Guess that’s why he’s faithful.
heather | February 23, 2010 at 4:28 pm
wow, amazing. I almost passed up this post!!!!!
Tyson | February 23, 2010 at 4:33 pm
Comrie is a douche…always has been and always will be…even since grade school.
mari | February 23, 2010 at 4:38 pm
OMG. so cute!!!
Sarag | February 23, 2010 at 4:47 pm
You’re all idiots!!! thats soo fake! it’s all a show for the paps!!!!!
Boxy Brown | February 23, 2010 at 4:52 pm
Now you can lick it, you can sip it, you can taste it
I’m talkin’ every drip-drop, don’t you waste it…
maximosis | February 23, 2010 at 5:22 pm
What got me was the people calling her a slut in the begining. WHy? he proposed to her she said yes then he gets a Blow job. Even if it was fake what is the friggin big deal about getting some HEAD!
Walt D. | February 23, 2010 at 5:28 pm
I remember when she was a kid on Lizzie Maguire, now she’s sucking a guy off for jewelry…they grow up so fast…
fizzjob | February 23, 2010 at 5:33 pm
How else can two months’ salary last for 5 minutes?
gen | February 23, 2010 at 5:34 pm
blowjobs turn me on so much. is that weird? i love that look on his face. even if she isn’t giving him head, his expression looks like it, and that reminds me of bjs and that just gets me all wet.
Brad Wilson | February 23, 2010 at 5:37 pm
The only thing better than seeing Hillary Duff sucking a hockey player’s dick, is seeing Taylor Swift tossing a basketball player’s salad. Or better yet; a self-centered, out of control rapper – especially if she wiggled her tongue around the taint for a little while!
Sniff, sniff. I can dream can’t I?
Richie Cunnigham
Tanzarian | February 23, 2010 at 5:40 pm
Any guy who thinks these 4 photos = getting a blowjob for a diamond… would blow a guy for a diamond.
Richport's Ghost | February 23, 2010 at 6:24 pm
@17 & @23 – how fucking naive are you, goddamnit?
She’s sucking his dick just as sure as the sun will set tonight.
Keep telling yourself that unicorns and Santa Claus are real, too, cunts.
lucci | February 23, 2010 at 6:26 pm
remember chris rock:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U1QJpJ1ULA
Tragic1 | February 23, 2010 at 6:30 pm
@ #6 NoBJacceptance
Looks like he should fucking divorce your ass and knock your teeth out. You think you’re a fucking celebrity? You think your frigid thankless ass deserve’s a fat diamond ring? You accepted and married him, then go and complain about the size of your ring as a reason for not giving a blow job!!? You fucking ice queen! Your marriage is over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fucking useless cunt.
Tragic1 | February 23, 2010 at 6:30 pm
@ #6 NoBJacceptance
Looks like he should fucking divorce your ass and knock your teeth out. You think you’re a fucking celebrity? You think your frigid thankless ass deserve’s a fat diamond ring? You accepted and married him, then go and complain about the size of your ring as a reason for not giving a blow job!!? You fucking ice queen! Your marriage is over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fucking useless cunt.
Angie | February 23, 2010 at 6:35 pm
Not that I’m an expert on blow-jobbery, but his shirt obviously lifted up obviously indicates some sort of mouth action. And if not? Most. Unconventional. Way. To. Hug. Ever.
Vicky | February 23, 2010 at 6:54 pm
He looks Happy. And when i mean Happy… I mean REALLY HAPPY!
Look at that grin…
Shep | February 23, 2010 at 7:02 pm
haha kinda reminded me of one of my favorite Seinfeld moments.
Kramer: “How do you know he’s not wondering the same thing about you?”
Elaine : “What d’you mean?”
Kramer: “What do I mean?.. Well perhaps he thinks that you’re working him for thediscount. Shaking that little butt of yours into big, big savings…. And then when you get it,you know, you drop him like a hot potato.
Elaine: “Aawwh Please…..”
Kramer: “Now see the two of you need to work on trust… and then and only then will there be a free exchange of sex and discounts.. Cornerstones of a healthy relationship….and now if you would (taps twice on the door) excuse us. We need to get to bed.”
Scene cuts to Jerry’s bed. Lights are out. Kramer opens the light and starts to read.
chris rock | February 23, 2010 at 7:09 pm
Half the women in here refuse to give blowjobs, the other half are in loving relationships. Remember ladies, Spitters are Quitters!
hug PhD | February 23, 2010 at 7:31 pm
#17 the only kind of hug that is is a mouth hug around his little right-winger.
I think he’s going to slip a shot by the goalie. Probably right through the five hole
Brooke | February 23, 2010 at 7:47 pm
AHAHAHAHA oh god
adelaide dancing | February 23, 2010 at 7:48 pm
lol that is hilarious!
Menotyou | February 23, 2010 at 8:09 pm
Oh that is PRECIOUS!!!!!! That’s what I call sealing the deal!
gobo | February 23, 2010 at 8:28 pm
She always had a fake good girl image that’s why for the criticism. Also nice girls don’t exist anymore.
engmusician | February 23, 2010 at 8:45 pm
“Diamonds, she will pretty much have to.”
tisfunny | February 23, 2010 at 8:47 pm
Funny as hell, had to show the wife. Doesn’t matter if it is or not, it sure looks like it
nikki | February 23, 2010 at 9:06 pm
best post ever…
Spiffany | February 23, 2010 at 9:28 pm
Superficial FTW!
yoyoyo | February 23, 2010 at 9:49 pm
He better enjoy it. There’s no such thing after you get married
hogslap | February 23, 2010 at 10:07 pm
So…this guy is proposing to her what, in their condo?? And a camera just happens to be shooting all of this every step of the way? Unless I see some full on mouth to tip photos, I call horseshit publicity stunt.
TECHNICOLOR 3D BLOWJOB IN SPACE | February 23, 2010 at 10:19 pm
Lots of prudes, ice queens, and dudez lacking tongue tornando skills in this jawn.
Anon | February 23, 2010 at 10:46 pm
She’s obviously up too high to be giving him a bj. Unless he has a footlong dick, her face was planted on his stomach, not his groin. Lol, I guess you wouldn’t know what a real bj looks like anyway.
Someone | February 23, 2010 at 10:48 pm
#17snank
“She’s not giving him a BJ, she’s just leaning over and hugging him.”
…um, yeah if by hugging his cock with her lips then you are correct. Is that what your boyfriend/husband told you how he hugs his hot co-workers? “no really honey, it’s just how we hug in my country.”
Tez | February 23, 2010 at 11:05 pm
GOLD!!! This is definitely a win-win situation