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How to Accept a Marriage Proposal
February 23rd, 2010 // 237 Comments
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what…what is…she..doing…in that last picture..
At least he got a BJ out of it……….
Fiiiiirst!!!!!!!!11111111111
hahaa fucking great, congrats slut
hahaa fucking great, congrats slut
Looks like my husband shouldof gotten me a bigger diamond…
diamonds..
Sweet!
CHUG THAT COCK WHORE… That will be the first and last blowie he gets.
She’s happy to do it because it’s the last one.
CHUG THAT FUCKING COCK WHORE!!!!
First and last blowie he gets.
How is she a whore/slut for sucking off her now fiance?
That is one CLASSY dame.
Keep gargling, whore
Cause dey all Beez whores looking for a buck and a baby…. No disrezpekt.
+1 #14
She’s not giving him a BJ, she’s just leaning over and hugging him.
HIL DUF 4 LIFE
Blowjobs make the world go round. If not for blowjobs how would anyone in Hollywood know who to hire? What incentive would a man have to propose? What reason would a man have to ever leave his PS3?
So sayeth the lord.
From Family Guy, Season A-Long-Time-Ago:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ur2er-STls
Patrick Meighan
Culver City, CA
The smile on his face, says it’s not a hug.
Best post ever.
Pulitzer-worthy photo essay!
BJ’s are indeed the bomb, and I don’t think there’s anything wrong with sucking a little cock to celebrate your engagement. Though I might choose a more private place to do it.
All that being said, She’s clearly got her hands up his shirt and is kissing his stomach. I’m sure the BJ came later.
Still an awesome series of pictures. hahaha
Congrats horseface!
I just printed out the photo of you sucking that dudes cock and blew a load all over it.
Giggedy giggedy goo! Oh yeah. Time to clean up my cock is dripping all over the floor.
Later,
Mitch
I’d suck off a hockey player – without the fucking ring. Fuck. Yeah!
you people are fucking degenerates…
(except for #17: props to you)
besides, this was probably staged. you people do realize that this entire pre/during/post proposal bit very conveniently took place in front of a window, right? with paps around? and it’s hilary duff we’re talking about: she’s a fine person, but not exactly on the a-list (no offense, #17)
sheesh…
America’s Sweetheart
what kind of food makes a woman stop giving blow jobs?
Wedding cake
I guess the only answer on that would be yesss!
LOL sucker!
Enjoy the last BJ you’ll ever receive from your wife-to-be.
let her suck the man’s dick. who gives a shit.
How exactly does a girl giving her fiancé head make her a whore or slut? That’s make you look retarded
To all of you married men out there, I am so sorry if your wife doesn’t suck your cock, but rest assured, she’s sucking someone’s cock.
I sucked my husband’s cock for getting me a spa package for valentines day.
But then again, I am the #1 dick sucka!
Just wanted to salute your attitude… BTW, I have a proposal for you…
Is that dude a famous blogger or something?!
They’re obviously just acting for the paparazzi. No one would do the real thing in front of a huge window. The whole thing’s a set-up.
Close that deal girl!!!
is she wearing a toboggan on her back?
best superficial EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
every one of us guys would like to be on the receiving end of that one!
Can’t anyone of you tell that the BJ picture is a total fake. You never see her face do you? This is just weird PR stuff, and it is obviously a man giving him head. What a couple of queers.
What I find revolting is the camera person for showing this picture in the first place. Every human being should deserve privacy and respect.
The problem is the young man is reinforcing a bad dynamic.
He’s giving her a gift, then getting the BJ. But there’s no guarantee of the BJ with a gift given in advance. If the woman is not sastisfied with the worth of the gift, or is perhaps eyeing a different gift (and expected the man to just know this through the power of psychic mind-reading), his BJ is likely not forthcoming. He is then put into the position of having to spend more of his hard earned income upon the young lady with only the hope that she will provide the BJ in return.
The young man must realise that the BJ’s (yes, plural) must materialize FIRST. Then, when enough have accumulated, a gift is bestowed upon the young lady. Thus, the proper dynamic is established: Young man has committed only the potential of a limited amount of his income upon the young lady, predicated upon the young lady providing him with a regular supply of BJ’s (which she likes to do anyway cause all chicks love worshipping the all mighty cock anyway).
Thus the proper relationship is established. Or to put it another way: get straight with your chick right away that regular blowjobs are for her benefit too, or get ready to pony up a friggin diamond everytime you want some head.
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.
Oh please she is not giving him a BJ unless his penis grows out of his belly button. And seriously, she went out on the balcony to “admire her ring” right in front of the paps. This is for them, no BJ here people, keep moving.
years ago, this fine website taught me that Hilary Duff had a rectangular body and ever since then i’ve continued to not find her attractive.
Don’t know what she’s doing there.But it doesn’t look like a back rub for sure!
Is she changing his diapers?!
ahaahha way to be hilarious today superfish. thank you.
Anyone else think it’s disgusting that this was somehow caught on camera?
that. is. awesome.