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How to Accept a Marriage Proposal
February 23rd, 2010 // 233 Comments
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Tucker Jay | February 23, 2010 at 1:34 pm
what…what is…she..doing…in that last picture..
Bosco | February 23, 2010 at 1:34 pm
At least he got a BJ out of it……….
Almie | February 23, 2010 at 1:35 pm
Fiiiiirst!!!!!!!!11111111111
poopsmith | February 23, 2010 at 1:35 pm
hahaa fucking great, congrats slut
poopsmith | February 23, 2010 at 1:35 pm
hahaa fucking great, congrats slut
NoBJacceptance | February 23, 2010 at 1:38 pm
Looks like my husband shouldof gotten me a bigger diamond…
moller | February 23, 2010 at 1:39 pm
diamonds..
Doc Schweinstrudel | February 23, 2010 at 1:39 pm
Sweet!
me | February 23, 2010 at 1:41 pm
CHUG THAT COCK WHORE… That will be the first and last blowie he gets.
McFeely Smackup | February 23, 2010 at 1:42 pm
She’s happy to do it because it’s the last one.
Meat | February 23, 2010 at 1:43 pm
CHUG THAT FUCKING COCK WHORE!!!!
First and last blowie he gets.
Luz | February 23, 2010 at 1:44 pm
How is she a whore/slut for sucking off her now fiance?
DaeRave | February 23, 2010 at 1:46 pm
That is one CLASSY dame.
ha | February 23, 2010 at 1:46 pm
Keep gargling, whore
Meat | February 23, 2010 at 1:46 pm
Cause dey all Beez whores looking for a buck and a baby…. No disrezpekt.
Meat | February 23, 2010 at 1:47 pm
+1 #14
snank | February 23, 2010 at 1:47 pm
She’s not giving him a BJ, she’s just leaning over and hugging him.
HIL DUF 4 LIFE
The Lord | February 23, 2010 at 1:49 pm
Blowjobs make the world go round. If not for blowjobs how would anyone in Hollywood know who to hire? What incentive would a man have to propose? What reason would a man have to ever leave his PS3?
So sayeth the lord.
Patrick Meighan | February 23, 2010 at 1:51 pm
From Family Guy, Season A-Long-Time-Ago:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ur2er-STls
Patrick Meighan
Culver City, CA
NoBJacceptance | February 23, 2010 at 1:51 pm
The smile on his face, says it’s not a hug.
hooha | February 23, 2010 at 1:52 pm
Best post ever.
y3n0 | February 23, 2010 at 1:53 pm
Pulitzer-worthy photo essay!
Wonder-Rachel | February 23, 2010 at 1:54 pm
BJ’s are indeed the bomb, and I don’t think there’s anything wrong with sucking a little cock to celebrate your engagement. Though I might choose a more private place to do it.
All that being said, She’s clearly got her hands up his shirt and is kissing his stomach. I’m sure the BJ came later.
Still an awesome series of pictures. hahaha
Mitch | February 23, 2010 at 1:55 pm
Congrats horseface!
I just printed out the photo of you sucking that dudes cock and blew a load all over it.
Giggedy giggedy goo! Oh yeah. Time to clean up my cock is dripping all over the floor.
Later,
Mitch
Jellocee | February 23, 2010 at 1:56 pm
I’d suck off a hockey player – without the fucking ring. Fuck. Yeah!
Samuel Horwitz van der Lubb | February 23, 2010 at 1:58 pm
you people are fucking degenerates…
(except for #17: props to you)
besides, this was probably staged. you people do realize that this entire pre/during/post proposal bit very conveniently took place in front of a window, right? with paps around? and it’s hilary duff we’re talking about: she’s a fine person, but not exactly on the a-list (no offense, #17)
sheesh…
Lisa | February 23, 2010 at 2:02 pm
America’s Sweetheart
mr. t | February 23, 2010 at 2:05 pm
what kind of food makes a woman stop giving blow jobs?
Wedding cake
Boogeyman King Dong | February 23, 2010 at 2:12 pm
I guess the only answer on that would be yesss!
Hefe | February 23, 2010 at 2:13 pm
LOL sucker!
Enjoy the last BJ you’ll ever receive from your wife-to-be.
Jen | February 23, 2010 at 2:13 pm
let her suck the man’s dick. who gives a shit.
Danklin | February 23, 2010 at 2:14 pm
How exactly does a girl giving her fiancé head make her a whore or slut? That’s make you look retarded
#1 dick suka | February 23, 2010 at 2:16 pm
To all of you married men out there, I am so sorry if your wife doesn’t suck your cock, but rest assured, she’s sucking someone’s cock.
I sucked my husband’s cock for getting me a spa package for valentines day.
But then again, I am the #1 dick sucka!
Darth | February 23, 2010 at 2:16 pm
Is that dude a famous blogger or something?!
AnnaDraconida | February 23, 2010 at 2:16 pm
They’re obviously just acting for the paparazzi. No one would do the real thing in front of a huge window. The whole thing’s a set-up.
Bmurphy72 | February 23, 2010 at 2:18 pm
Close that deal girl!!!
tim | February 23, 2010 at 2:19 pm
is she wearing a toboggan on her back?
joseph | February 23, 2010 at 2:23 pm
best superficial EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
terry | February 23, 2010 at 2:23 pm
every one of us guys would like to be on the receiving end of that one!
Cindy | February 23, 2010 at 2:25 pm
Can’t anyone of you tell that the BJ picture is a total fake. You never see her face do you? This is just weird PR stuff, and it is obviously a man giving him head. What a couple of queers.
Irene Barcelo | February 23, 2010 at 2:29 pm
What I find revolting is the camera person for showing this picture in the first place. Every human being should deserve privacy and respect.
datroof | February 23, 2010 at 2:29 pm
The problem is the young man is reinforcing a bad dynamic.
He’s giving her a gift, then getting the BJ. But there’s no guarantee of the BJ with a gift given in advance. If the woman is not sastisfied with the worth of the gift, or is perhaps eyeing a different gift (and expected the man to just know this through the power of psychic mind-reading), his BJ is likely not forthcoming. He is then put into the position of having to spend more of his hard earned income upon the young lady with only the hope that she will provide the BJ in return.
The young man must realise that the BJ’s (yes, plural) must materialize FIRST. Then, when enough have accumulated, a gift is bestowed upon the young lady. Thus, the proper dynamic is established: Young man has committed only the potential of a limited amount of his income upon the young lady, predicated upon the young lady providing him with a regular supply of BJ’s (which she likes to do anyway cause all chicks love worshipping the all mighty cock anyway).
Thus the proper relationship is established. Or to put it another way: get straight with your chick right away that regular blowjobs are for her benefit too, or get ready to pony up a friggin diamond everytime you want some head.
Allison | February 23, 2010 at 2:34 pm
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.
SashasGirl | February 23, 2010 at 2:35 pm
Oh please she is not giving him a BJ unless his penis grows out of his belly button. And seriously, she went out on the balcony to “admire her ring” right in front of the paps. This is for them, no BJ here people, keep moving.
SATAN | February 23, 2010 at 2:39 pm
years ago, this fine website taught me that Hilary Duff had a rectangular body and ever since then i’ve continued to not find her attractive.
Galtacticus | February 23, 2010 at 2:45 pm
Don’t know what she’s doing there.But it doesn’t look like a back rub for sure!
Nero | February 23, 2010 at 2:50 pm
Is she changing his diapers?!
malberry | February 23, 2010 at 2:52 pm
ahaahha way to be hilarious today superfish. thank you.
Mark Murphy | February 23, 2010 at 2:57 pm
Anyone else think it’s disgusting that this was somehow caught on camera?
woowiddywoo | February 23, 2010 at 2:58 pm
that. is. awesome.