Hilary Duff thinks she’s sexy

March 12th, 2007 // 84 Comments
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Hilary Duff performed at London’s GAY club last friday looking like this. There’s something deeply disturbing about Hilary Duff trying to act sexy. It’s like watching a six-year-old perform a striptease. Or seeing a horse put on some lipstick and mascara and try to be seductive by batting its eyes at you and neighing playfully.


  1. Wait, is she the famous one or the sister who thinks she’s famous? I’m confused.
    Yes I am.

  2. Jennifer Ward

    Has anyone else taken notice of the guy making love to her ass in Pic #2. WTF??

  3. Jennifer Ward

    My bad….it’s #3.

  4. therapture

    I would hit it. And then I would hit her sister. With a bat. :-)

  5. ablet

    Holy motherfucking shit. If you look at the third picture up close, the guy in the corner by her knees is making the most incredible face.

  6. ablet

    I mean the guy behind her ass.

  7. Carsten5577

    She’s a 5 on 10.

  8. Hemlock Queen

    I was so entranced by her gleaming shark teeth that I too totally missed that guy all snuggled up on her crack! There must be some man musk wafting out of there. And I still don’t understand the J-Lo hat, Madonna fishnets zebra ensemble

  9. She looks awful. Very awkward in general, like she doesn’t know how to act on stage, and that ridiculous, unflattering outfit sure isn’t helping matters.

    btw @54

    OMG DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT URSELF, GOOD JOB YO

  10. Russell_Reyes

    #20 why wouldnt they be attracted to Hilary? Gay people like men don’t they? Or am I in a bizzarro world where that doesn;t happen and TC doesnt LTC?

  11. ch474

    Next year’s psycho rehab antichrist suicide watch? The clown faced Olsen twin. The year after that? Hillary.

  12. DrPhowstus

    It must suck when your looks peak at 14.

  13. therapture

    @59 – your mother is a whore, and your daddy was too. And please tell your sister to wash her snatch before she comes by my house next time, it’s starting to smell like a can of tuna left out in the sun.

  14. D'arcy

    Her body has no womanly form at all. It’s like a fat post or a tree.

  15. tenley

    In the third picture, it looks like a man is sniffing her butt. Well, it IS a gay bar and she DOES look like a tranny.

  16. jrzmommy

    Wait….Hillary Duff actually does stuff?

  17. Everyman in the audience is excited cause its fun seeing one of ur own dressed in drag!

    You GO GURL!!!!!

  18. doogleberg

    I thought women had tits…have I been wrong all these years?

  19. Bugman4045

    I like my women to look less like rectangles.

  20. ponk

    somewhere in a glue factory, Mr. Ed is sporting some serious wood.

  21. MrSemprini

    Lets donate her to the WaterBondage guys for their next shoot.

  22. She looks like Mr. Ed’s sister…but I’d still quit it.

  23. imran karim

    she doesn’t look happy

  24. pumpkinpye

    WTF…the guy in pic #4 looks like he’s got his nose up her ass. LOL

  25. VandalGrrl

    anyone else notice seth macfarlane in the front row?

  26. girltiffany

    I was all excited because I thought from looking at the thumbnail that someone was flicking her off in picture 5, but they were just pointing at her crotch.

    Nice Priscilla ref, NicotineEyePatch (28).

  27. EvilEm

    She looks like she raided Michael Jackson’s closet!

  28. She’s dumb, I don’t know so much about hot though…

  29. u are NOT sexy girl

  30. u are NOT sexy girl

  31. Chris

    Yeah she is real dumb..that’s why she is a millionaire and then some, makes music, movies, has a perfume and clothing line and fans worldwide. Plus when she talks she is mature beyond her years. Beautiful, extremely sexy, and off the charts hot.

    I don’t care if she has a boyfriend. I would give absolutely anything to fuck her. Really really hard doggie style.

  32. Chris

    And the fact that there are actually “straight” guys posting in here and saying she isn’t hot…chop off your manhood now.

    Must suck to see how hot she is at this very moment and you losers are all off jacking it to your Pamela Anderson Tommy Lee sex tape. I prefer my girls to look real (Hilary), not silicon and plastic surgery central.

  33. joe mama

    what i wanna know is, how come every pin up girl from the last like 15 years is some kind of former disney whore? “america loves young white jailbait ass”
    guess they have some kinda monopoly.
    she was home schooled, so even though i think edjucation in the U.S. is a joke,
    school is still where u grow, meet all your friends and develope social skills etc.

  34. joe mama

    what i wanna know is, how come every pin up girl from the last like 15 years is some kind of former disney whore? “america loves young white jailbait ass”
    guess they have some kinda monopoly.
    she was home schooled, so even though i think edjucation in the U.S. is a joke,
    school is still where u grow, meet all your friends and develope social skills etc.

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