Hilary Duff performed at London’s GAY club last friday looking like this. There’s something deeply disturbing about Hilary Duff trying to act sexy. It’s like watching a six-year-old perform a striptease. Or seeing a horse put on some lipstick and mascara and try to be seductive by batting its eyes at you and neighing playfully.
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Tehlilmuffin | March 12, 2007 at 4:34 pm
OH how unfortunate that hillary duff sucks ass!
Tehlilmuffin | March 12, 2007 at 4:35 pm
PS… sweet full body fishnets?
D'oh Eyes | March 12, 2007 at 4:36 pm
Nice zebra stripes. Now that’s a horse of a different color.
danielle | March 12, 2007 at 4:36 pm
I just went 1 &2 on 1 & 2.
sitara | March 12, 2007 at 4:38 pm
All grown up, still no waist. Alas, you never outgrew being shaped like a rectangle, Hilary.
A superfish special for you all! http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/000485.html
She’s come so far.. lollipop swirls to zebra stripes.
elvisfanlaura | March 12, 2007 at 4:43 pm
#5
Good link! In her defense (as if I really care or something), she’s not AS rectangle as she used to be.
supanigga | March 12, 2007 at 4:44 pm
omg. her face……… is so ugly…… like skeletor.
JeffBlancoII | March 12, 2007 at 4:54 pm
she trying to imitate that kid’s act in little miss sunshine….
exactly down to the fishnet and hat..
unfortunely when that kid did it, it was funny and cute
but hilary does it….
i feel like puking and going gay..
Dean | March 12, 2007 at 4:55 pm
Holy crap, she’s 19. I had no idea she was that old, but I knew it was only a matter of time before she transformed before our very eyes. Our baby’s all grown up. *sniff sniff*
Seeing as though she was performing at a club called “GAY”, it certainly seems like the guys in pic #5 have heterosexual motives…
Matt | March 12, 2007 at 4:56 pm
You guys are so F*ckin stupid.
Shes amazing, and she looks hot!!
amaritimer | March 12, 2007 at 4:57 pm
here comes another Britney. She spends her pre-teen years in the lime-light, goes through her ‘cute’ stage. Then evolves into her skanky-whorish stage. She’ll soon be spitting out a few kids with some moron in a wife-beater. Future rehab fucking wacko. GO HILARY!!!!!!
elizabeththewellread | March 12, 2007 at 4:57 pm
She should ask Pink and Fergie to join her all “girl” singing group. Like the Pussycat Dolls, but with cocks taped into their ass cracks.
branwen | March 12, 2007 at 4:58 pm
hideous
Danklin | March 12, 2007 at 5:01 pm
Call me crazy but i masturbated to these pictures.
mrs.t | March 12, 2007 at 5:01 pm
What could she possibly be singing in an adult nightclub?
Gerald Tarrant | March 12, 2007 at 5:08 pm
Horses with lipstick and mascara are way hotter than Hillary Duff.
Stace | March 12, 2007 at 5:23 pm
#16 Daniel Radcliffe what are you doing here?
HollyJ | March 12, 2007 at 5:23 pm
her stylist needs to be tortured then heinously killed
chichilarue | March 12, 2007 at 5:25 pm
You guys are crazy! Hilary Duff is amazing! She has been a star since she was a preteen, but she has managed to stay out of Skank-town. Compare her to her other contemporaries: Lindsay Lohan, Mary-Kate and Ashley, etc. She is clean and lovely and beautiful! Go Hil!
almostfamous | March 12, 2007 at 5:25 pm
the only reason they are excited in pic 5 is cause they can see up her skirt–which is kind of weird because the club is called GAY
almostfamous | March 12, 2007 at 5:26 pm
or shorts, whatever
anothershityear | March 12, 2007 at 5:31 pm
#3 lol
#13 was going to post that exactly sums it all up
LilRach | March 12, 2007 at 5:36 pm
What is wrong with these pics – seriously??? I think she looks great. She is an entertainer people. would you prefer she dressed in a big baggy tshirt and baggy jeans!
For fucks sake when did people get so conservative on superfish??
Compared to Britney and Lohan, Hillary Duff seems to have her shit together.
Stace | March 12, 2007 at 5:39 pm
#23 Actually, since you asked….I’d prefer that she perform with a plastic bag wrapped tightly around her face.
Stace | March 12, 2007 at 5:40 pm
Or maybe with a beard of bees, that shit cracks me up!
SisterSweetly | March 12, 2007 at 5:44 pm
Good God, she has the biggest hands on a woman i’ve ever seen in my entire life.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | March 12, 2007 at 5:49 pm
This lapdance is brought to you by DisneyLand and the makers of Pizza Fun Lunchables!
NicotineEyePatch | March 12, 2007 at 5:56 pm
Can she propel ping-pong balls with her vagina, that’s what I want to know. That’s the only way she’ll do that outfit justice.
ps. pissing my pants at the rectangle comments :)
belle | March 12, 2007 at 6:00 pm
Why do the fishnets go up to her stomach? Jesus, what’s with the zebra print? It’s just all wrong.. So, so wrong..
Madonna | March 12, 2007 at 6:01 pm
#9 and #20
They ARE gay. They’re just very excited because those boots are Chanel.
renee | March 12, 2007 at 6:06 pm
give the girl a break, it’s a gay club so she has to look like a drag queen. Although I’m guessing that she’s only 5 minutes away from lookinh like one anyway.
Lindsay | March 12, 2007 at 6:26 pm
Ha in that first pic she is totally holding in a massive FART! Look at the expression on her face! she’s about to explode!
mrs.t | March 12, 2007 at 6:26 pm
#26-please. The man-hands award will always belong to Pink.
Lindsay | March 12, 2007 at 6:28 pm
Ha ha she’s holding her butt too!! KEEPIN’ IT IN!!!
sexybitch | March 12, 2007 at 6:49 pm
#14 Danklin, you also masturbated to the Funny T-Shirt & Hoodie ad on the right.
schack | March 12, 2007 at 7:00 pm
i’m with #15… what could she possibly be singing?
i’m pretty sure “So Yesterday,” is so yesterday, or so 890,000 yesterdays.
schack | March 12, 2007 at 7:02 pm
at least she’s been working on her body in the meantime, cause when all else fails, you can just flex your asscheeks to make them look like they’re singing.
WTFiswrongwithUppl | March 12, 2007 at 7:05 pm
LMAO@30! That makes more sense, I thought they were marvelling at her nut-taping skills.
Thank fuck for all that is holy, she had those porcelain nightmares filed down to normal size. She musta got the hint when the audience stopped throwing flowers & threw sugar cubes instead.
schack | March 12, 2007 at 7:08 pm
yeah, 30- that is pretty damn funny.
what else is funny, is that she probably paid half her total earnings for those horse teeth.
Tits_McGhee | March 12, 2007 at 7:12 pm
Hilary Duff is a fag hag.
Hollywood headache | March 12, 2007 at 7:20 pm
Didn’t she look better when she was heavier?
schack | March 12, 2007 at 7:22 pm
yeah. she was a cute chubster. it subdued her clownishly large facial features
edb87 | March 12, 2007 at 7:33 pm
#41 – Yes.
Verdict: I’d still hit it.
drowningfool | March 12, 2007 at 7:33 pm
I don’t know what you guys are talking about. Broad shoulders, big veiny arms, square face…what more could you ask for in a man?
megan | March 12, 2007 at 7:46 pm
i just threw up a little.
keys open doors | March 12, 2007 at 8:06 pm
she’s hot.. wtf
Team OJ | March 12, 2007 at 8:17 pm
I’ve seen tranny hookers that were hotter then her. On a different note , where is the freakin’ goss worth reading ?
dignified_laughter | March 12, 2007 at 8:47 pm
Is it just me or is she just trying to be the next KYLIE??!!
Hemlock Queen | March 12, 2007 at 9:19 pm
I like her in drag. It makes her look much more feminine than normal!
sumnersgal | March 12, 2007 at 9:23 pm
Reminds me of when I was 14 and dressed like Madonna for Halloween. Nice to see that “vintage” look is coming back around.