Hilary Duff thinks she’s sexy

March 12th, 2007 // 84 Comments
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Hilary Duff performed at London’s GAY club last friday looking like this. There’s something deeply disturbing about Hilary Duff trying to act sexy. It’s like watching a six-year-old perform a striptease. Or seeing a horse put on some lipstick and mascara and try to be seductive by batting its eyes at you and neighing playfully.

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  1. Tehlilmuffin

    OH how unfortunate that hillary duff sucks ass!

  2. Tehlilmuffin

    PS… sweet full body fishnets?

  3. D'oh Eyes

    Nice zebra stripes. Now that’s a horse of a different color.

  4. danielle

    I just went 1 &2 on 1 & 2.

  5. sitara

    All grown up, still no waist. Alas, you never outgrew being shaped like a rectangle, Hilary.

    A superfish special for you all! http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/000485.html

    She’s come so far.. lollipop swirls to zebra stripes.

  6. elvisfanlaura

    #5
    Good link! In her defense (as if I really care or something), she’s not AS rectangle as she used to be.

  7. supanigga

    omg. her face……… is so ugly…… like skeletor.

  8. JeffBlancoII

    she trying to imitate that kid’s act in little miss sunshine….
    exactly down to the fishnet and hat..
    unfortunely when that kid did it, it was funny and cute
    but hilary does it….
    i feel like puking and going gay..

  9. Holy crap, she’s 19. I had no idea she was that old, but I knew it was only a matter of time before she transformed before our very eyes. Our baby’s all grown up. *sniff sniff*

    Seeing as though she was performing at a club called “GAY”, it certainly seems like the guys in pic #5 have heterosexual motives…

  10. Matt

    You guys are so F*ckin stupid.
    Shes amazing, and she looks hot!!

  11. amaritimer

    here comes another Britney. She spends her pre-teen years in the lime-light, goes through her ‘cute’ stage. Then evolves into her skanky-whorish stage. She’ll soon be spitting out a few kids with some moron in a wife-beater. Future rehab fucking wacko. GO HILARY!!!!!!

  12. elizabeththewellread

    She should ask Pink and Fergie to join her all “girl” singing group. Like the Pussycat Dolls, but with cocks taped into their ass cracks.

  13. branwen

    hideous

  14. Danklin

    Call me crazy but i masturbated to these pictures.

  15. mrs.t

    What could she possibly be singing in an adult nightclub?

  16. Gerald Tarrant

    Horses with lipstick and mascara are way hotter than Hillary Duff.

  17. Stace

    #16 Daniel Radcliffe what are you doing here?

  18. HollyJ

    her stylist needs to be tortured then heinously killed

  19. chichilarue

    You guys are crazy! Hilary Duff is amazing! She has been a star since she was a preteen, but she has managed to stay out of Skank-town. Compare her to her other contemporaries: Lindsay Lohan, Mary-Kate and Ashley, etc. She is clean and lovely and beautiful! Go Hil!

  20. almostfamous

    the only reason they are excited in pic 5 is cause they can see up her skirt–which is kind of weird because the club is called GAY

  21. almostfamous

    or shorts, whatever

  22. anothershityear

    #3 lol

    #13 was going to post that exactly sums it all up

  23. LilRach

    What is wrong with these pics – seriously??? I think she looks great. She is an entertainer people. would you prefer she dressed in a big baggy tshirt and baggy jeans!

    For fucks sake when did people get so conservative on superfish??

    Compared to Britney and Lohan, Hillary Duff seems to have her shit together.

  24. Stace

    #23 Actually, since you asked….I’d prefer that she perform with a plastic bag wrapped tightly around her face.

  25. Stace

    Or maybe with a beard of bees, that shit cracks me up!

  26. SisterSweetly

    Good God, she has the biggest hands on a woman i’ve ever seen in my entire life.

  27. This lapdance is brought to you by DisneyLand and the makers of Pizza Fun Lunchables!

  28. NicotineEyePatch

    Can she propel ping-pong balls with her vagina, that’s what I want to know. That’s the only way she’ll do that outfit justice.

    ps. pissing my pants at the rectangle comments :)

  29. belle

    Why do the fishnets go up to her stomach? Jesus, what’s with the zebra print? It’s just all wrong.. So, so wrong..

  30. Madonna

    #9 and #20
    They ARE gay. They’re just very excited because those boots are Chanel.

  31. renee

    give the girl a break, it’s a gay club so she has to look like a drag queen. Although I’m guessing that she’s only 5 minutes away from lookinh like one anyway.

  32. Lindsay

    Ha in that first pic she is totally holding in a massive FART! Look at the expression on her face! she’s about to explode!

  33. mrs.t

    #26-please. The man-hands award will always belong to Pink.

  34. Lindsay

    Ha ha she’s holding her butt too!! KEEPIN’ IT IN!!!

  35. sexybitch

    #14 Danklin, you also masturbated to the Funny T-Shirt & Hoodie ad on the right.

  36. schack

    i’m with #15… what could she possibly be singing?

    i’m pretty sure “So Yesterday,” is so yesterday, or so 890,000 yesterdays.

  37. schack

    at least she’s been working on her body in the meantime, cause when all else fails, you can just flex your asscheeks to make them look like they’re singing.

  38. WTFiswrongwithUppl

    LMAO@30! That makes more sense, I thought they were marvelling at her nut-taping skills.

    Thank fuck for all that is holy, she had those porcelain nightmares filed down to normal size. She musta got the hint when the audience stopped throwing flowers & threw sugar cubes instead.

  39. schack

    yeah, 30- that is pretty damn funny.

    what else is funny, is that she probably paid half her total earnings for those horse teeth.

  40. Hilary Duff is a fag hag.

  41. Didn’t she look better when she was heavier?

  42. schack

    yeah. she was a cute chubster. it subdued her clownishly large facial features

  43. #41 – Yes.

    Verdict: I’d still hit it.

  44. drowningfool

    I don’t know what you guys are talking about. Broad shoulders, big veiny arms, square face…what more could you ask for in a man?

  45. megan

    i just threw up a little.

  46. keys open doors

    she’s hot.. wtf

  47. Team OJ

    I’ve seen tranny hookers that were hotter then her. On a different note , where is the freakin’ goss worth reading ?

  48. dignified_laughter

    Is it just me or is she just trying to be the next KYLIE??!!

  49. Hemlock Queen

    I like her in drag. It makes her look much more feminine than normal!

  50. sumnersgal

    Reminds me of when I was 14 and dressed like Madonna for Halloween. Nice to see that “vintage” look is coming back around.

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