@48 — Punctuation and grammar should not be considered your enemies, fatso.
Hillary Duff answered the challenging arithmetic question “What’s 2+2″ with four prompt swipes of her left hoof and a victorious neigh. As a reward, she was given a carrot and a pail of oats. And a gift cerificate to go see Dr. 90210.
where the hell is her stylist? that dress is awful!
Hmmh I think Hilary looks pretty. But I don’t understand American people. They seem to think.. um.. the bigger the better. Now that’s SO superficial. I’m totally feminist and I don’t stop to please someone else’s needs. You guys can stick those massive breast implants to your fat ass.
Shes adorable, the dress isnt nor is that hairstyle!! ya live and ya learn…till next time, live it up lil sista!!
32–I TRIPLE Dog Dare you! asshole.
Seeing those milkbags will make all babies in the world mouthwatering.
I don’t understand why anyone would stick a breat implant to their ass. Salla, why would we stick implants to our asses? Where are you from….do they do that where you’re from? That must be a weird place, a bunch of bucket-mouthed feminists running around with breast implants stuck to their asses.
what’s the difference between a salesman and a saleswoman?
i remember seeing some other celebrity wearing this dress & they actually had boobs & it was a different color. it looked okay. i just think the dress is weird & downright painful.
but wtf is going on in the 2nd row, 1st picture? it’s about a millimeter away from a nip slip.
hey salla, get off this site. take your snot-nosed views where they might be welcomed. we’re here to be snarky and rude. like they say about tv…just change the channel. take your holier than thou crap somewhere else.
….and take those fucking implants off your ass!
All you need is a mouthful, yo.
consider the following from joel madden’s prospective:
hilary duff… to… nicole ritchie.
modest sized breasts… to… concave chest.
he’s a fag.
Donatella Versace’s daughter Allegra is in treatment for anorexia after being allegedly weighed in at an alarming 70 lbs .
70 POUNDS? Gene Simmon’s hell demon boots weighed more than that!
Sounds like she’s allergic to food. Get it? Allergic? Allegra? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
I’ve seen toddlers on Maury Povich heavier than her.
@43- i Guess you have never seen a nipple. That my friend is the boobie tape
i agree with salla and bogglesthemind. we must not be mean to people who are better than we are (celebrities). if you can post pictures and the numbers and passwords of your bank accounts with the money you’ve earned from movies and modeling, then go ahead and write something sarcastic. otherwise, tend silently to your sad existence, which is confined to your mom’s basement (and i think there’s supposed to be some additional stuff about pimples and puberty).
There’s nothing wrong with the small boobs (they need love too) and not worshipping the tanning bed. I’d rather look like Hilary Duff any day than that leatherfaced boob blimp Jenna Jameson. But the dress definitely sucks. It looks like it would push any boobs, big or small, in weird directions they should never go.
Like I said before. All of these skinny bitches can have some normal sized A’s and B’s if they would just eat a couple fucking cheeseburgers! Starving is not flattering to one’s chest.
@43. you’re a fucking moron. where are you getting the idea that she has bad skin. her skin is flawless. if ANYTHING it’s the result of a close up shot with harsh lighting. you must be new here… you see on the superficial website we make fun of celebs for actual physical deformities (ie: paris hilton’s beak, posh’s cone boobs…) we don’t have invent things to be ‘funny.
go kill yourself.
@66. you crack my shit up.
sure, we’ll post our bank info…..*rolls eyes at asshole in 68*
51 Phowtus, ahhahahahhahahahha! She filed down her horse teeth, but they could still crush whole apples and carrots!
68’s on here why? he’s in the basement checking out his first ball hairs. or hers.
I just can’t agree with you guys that Hillary Duff is ugly. Probably she’s more ‘freakishly’ beautiful. Which is either really good or really bad depending on the viewer. Also I dated someone that looks like her. I also dated someone that looks like Lindsay Lohan and another that looked like Natascha McElhone. So, the fact that I basically slept with these celebrities makes me better than you :-) Right?
75 also dated someone who looks like John Merrick the Elephant Man so takes what he says with a grain of salt.
@65 — I thought you were supposed to be funny. That was just fucking stupid. I have a callous on my finger from having to scroll past that shit.
@75 — If you dated a horse, your relationship would be banned in 47 of 50 states, so you better hope you’re a resident of West Virginia, Alabama, or Tallahassee. Yes I know Tallahassee is technically not a state, but don’t tell those inbred, 12 toe having motherfuckers that.
you can totally tell she’s trying to push her shoulders together so her boobs look bigger in the last few pics. thats sad.
#77 – we all know that’s not how you got your callous.
a) I actually think she looks pretty decent here.
b) Considering all the trash that is regularly said about all these celebs and their fake boobs, you’d think people wouldn’t complain about her and being real? So what, do we now want to rag on her and tell her that she should get implants, only to then rag on her for getting implants? Well, I guess if it gives us more to talk about, then why not!
@79 — And that told me this webcam didn’t work, those fucking liars. And technically, I have 6 callouses, and fur coated palms.
AH! The troll finally caught on to the spade at the end of my name. Took you a while, asshat.
@82 — I fell for the troll? Geez I just sounded like that green bitch from Shrek.
i used to wonder what a horse dressed in a potato sack would look like. Are there any mysteries left?
HAHAHAHA!!! In that second to last picture, you can actually see the little silicon insert or whatever-the-fuck that she has stuck inside her dress to give her a little extra-extra. Which failed miserably, because she looks like a ten year old boy. So sad.
Didn’t she used to?
i actually think she’s really pretty (albeit in a generic way) but this dress just looks awkward. ack.
The writer for this is a total misogynist pig.
Why do girls even read this site anyway? To hear him tell them what they can or can’t look like to feel good about themselves? There isn’t one ideal body type, but a billion dollar industry specifically exists to try to make you think otherwise by undermining your self-esteem to keep making money off of you. The result is people mutilating themselves. Disgusting.
Girls shouldn’t bother reading this retarded trash. Or how about saying horrible things about men’s bodies consistently every day?
If you were to consistently make fun of one specific racial group every day, people wouldn’t accept it the way you say derogatory things about a specific gender group. Do you people ever stop to think about why that is? Don’t tolerate it; it only exists because you dumbasses accept it! Fix this idiot culture!
P.S. Implants look STUPID!
I demand that all self-rigtheous posters who don’t want to play this game go play on some flower child website. fuck off.
here here! that’s what we’re making fun of. the stupid celeb machine.
#88 doesn’t think it is right for us to tell people what they can or can not look like, but apparently thinks it’s okay for her (I assume this is a female commenting) to tell all of us what we can and can not comment on. Amazing.
But on to your comments. This “billion dollar industry” you speak of exists for the simple fact that the opinion of the majority is that there IS a specific type of beauty. It may not be right or wrong, but every single human being is biased and we all have our opinion on what makes someone beautiful. I’d be willing to bet that you used to try and hook up with certain types of guys, whereas other guys you found ugly and thus wouldn’t put out for them. So what, you think it’s okay for you to push your biased judgement on physical appearance on the rest of us, but we can’t do so in turn? Everyone has their opinion, and the only reason this billion dollar industry is able to exist is because of the opinion of the majority. It’s the same reason why guys try to turn their spare tires in to six packs, so we can get more action and appeal more to you woman. But I’m sure you’re one of those people that would much rather have a big flabby fatty, right?
And really, if you are really that weak minded as to think that comments on thesuperficial.com will impact your opinion of yourself, then you’re a very sad person, and any other girls who could be likewise impacted so significantly are equally as weak. If the opinions of the superficial are that impactful to you, you’re gonna be a pretty easy target for people to take advantage of you for the rest of your life.
Now as for knocking the “total mysogynist pig” who wrote the article, you may note that on this site, females are generally equally as nasty in their comments about what female celebs look like, so don’t act like it’s the pig men that are doing all this, the ladies enjoy insulting other ladies apperances also!
I could say more, but I think I made my point and my boredom has subsided so it’s time to get back to work.
okay, shes really pretty, she looks really good in those pictures
BUT THAT DRESS! i have small boobs and i would NEVER try to pull something off like that, i wear clothes that make it look like i have something! but other than the dress i think she looks great
@88 — Lemme guess, Duff here looks like Dolly Parton compared to you. Your chest looks like a sheetrock wall after a domestic dispute, huh? Go preach to your houseful of cats, tubby.
I see Mickey Mouse in pics 1 & 2 …..
That dress was clearly intended for someone with boobs, not a pre-pubescent boy.
I believe this is what is meant by the term “Fashion Feaux-Pas”, hopefully they will use a girl next time.
I’m pretty sure they’ve made fun of Mischa Barton’s boyfriend’s disgusting balls.
See? They make fun of all sexes here. Even whatever sex Lindsay Lohan is.
I really hate to bite, but I gotta take issue with #88. Listen, thanks, honey, and really cute what you’re trying to do, but we don’t need any more self-proclaimed feminists telling us how empowering it would be to do what YOU fucking think is best. If you put down your NOW whistle for a minute, maybe you’ll see that this site is intentionally ironic, and that most of the ‘girls’ (as you so respectfully refer to us) come here to refute those same societal views that you’re accusing us of subscribing to.
ps. I don’t like coming home from work and being called a dumbass by anyone but my husband.
#32 let me get this right you DARE me to post my pics? Whoa that’s pretty hardcore. I would but you didn’t DOG DARE me, or even DOUBLE DOG DARE me so your obviously a pussy. I do have some nice photos of your mom I could post though….
I wonder how many of the guys who posted to this one are typing one-handed…
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