Hilary Duff thinks she has boobs
March 27th, 2007 // 116 Comments
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Jimbo | March 27, 2007 at 4:35 pm
HAHAHA First now I am going home
ohyeahallie | March 27, 2007 at 4:39 pm
that girls is fugs. fucking horse. I can’t even take her seriously. Put up some real news!
ohyeahallie | March 27, 2007 at 4:39 pm
p.s. her tits are all blotchy. yuck.
Hemlock Queen | March 27, 2007 at 4:42 pm
That’s what happens when you don’t eat!
Maybe she used those oranges to dye her skin. Your right hallie. All blotchy. Blech!
babygirl5187 | March 27, 2007 at 4:47 pm
oh man, that’s wierd. i’m really starting to appreciate my c’s. those kinda dresses are supposed to make it look like you have boobs. she just looks like she has extra skin.
Donkey | March 27, 2007 at 4:47 pm
She looks like a little girl playing dress up. Which, now I feel a little awkward having just checked out her chest area.
TJH | March 27, 2007 at 4:49 pm
Well, here’s what to do with those little titties: lie your cock in between them and then mash them together–makes your dick look sooper beeg! Hee! And, ya know what they say about little titties: usualy they have big nipples…the kind so she can scratch your back with ‘em.
Questions?
Manistoned | March 27, 2007 at 4:53 pm
ugly AND flat-chested. Next.
anotheruselesscomment | March 27, 2007 at 4:57 pm
damn…give her a break she’s only 19 or somethin i’d do her now or in a few yrs when she grows some implants
andrewthezeppo | March 27, 2007 at 4:58 pm
A horse is a horse of course of course, unless that horse has not boobs, then its just Hillary.
CarnieWilson | March 27, 2007 at 4:59 pm
Aww poor hilary, will someone please hand her some toliet paper?
ohyeahallie | March 27, 2007 at 5:00 pm
haha well truth be told, not even hilary duff could make your dick look big. but if you put it by her teeth, they could.
Yo mamma | March 27, 2007 at 5:04 pm
WOW,she’s SERIOUSLY flat, I’m a B cup and EVEN I don’t look like THAT. I bet even look better in that dress than she does. She must like a AA cup or something. Her chest was the most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen in my life I think I’m going to go puke now…
daylin | March 27, 2007 at 5:05 pm
If Hilary’s boobs start to sing I would give her a boner core, which is the equivalent to an oncore only hornier!
ZING!
neonpoppy | March 27, 2007 at 5:07 pm
Don’t worry peeps, give her a few months and all the press from this dress incident will have her neurotically running to get some bags of silicone strapped beneath her flesh.
then we can all laugh at how silly they look.
Wahey!
woodhorse | March 27, 2007 at 5:11 pm
that is the fugliest dress – looks like when I put playdoh on my Barbie. Only my Barbie had bazooms.
woodhorse | March 27, 2007 at 5:14 pm
Wait a moment!! Someone give her Paris’ Miracle Bra!!(after proper disinfectant: I recommend autoclave at 1500 F)
anothershityear | March 27, 2007 at 5:37 pm
Hillary Duff, is ABSOLUTELY HIDEOUS
#10 lmao
#15 lol
every time i state it with finality, there’s a new level attained requiring reiteration
HD only wishes she looked like Lindsay Lohan on the worst day of her life
(and LL has had some pretty big swings already)
qualifies though for centerfold in Equus Bi-Quarterly
schack | March 27, 2007 at 5:39 pm
when she was chubby, her big ol’ horse mouth wasn’t exploding out of her face like that
Ezran | March 27, 2007 at 5:52 pm
srsly these new fish posts suck. total lack of wit, you might as well call everyone pooheads and be done with it.
MrSemprini | March 27, 2007 at 6:07 pm
NIPPLE! I SEE NIPPLE! I see… oh, mole.
Saera | March 27, 2007 at 6:11 pm
…
she couldn’t atleast gotten a nipple slip or something. and not only that, but i see a stain on her dress.
Saera | March 27, 2007 at 6:13 pm
sorry to double comment, but her ears are droopingg. and i think i see nipples. and what the fuck is with those birth marks/moles?
pjfan281 | March 27, 2007 at 6:15 pm
she’s cute. boobs aren’t everything
LilRach | March 27, 2007 at 6:22 pm
I wouldn’t exactly say she is ugly. I actually think she looks quite pretty in these pics and more grown up.
The only thing i don’t like is the dress. That dress is made for someone who has bigger boobs. It doesn’t suit her. And what is with the dots on her??? Is it moles? It looks like someone poked her with a magic marker.
WTFiswrongwithUppl | March 27, 2007 at 6:34 pm
I can’t be snarky about her face, she is beautiful. I love her dental fix. She is closer to looking like she did before she fucked herself up. But the frock has to go, there are better ways to dress up mosquito bite tits.
belle | March 27, 2007 at 6:50 pm
Even on someone with boobs, that dress would look FUGGGLLLLYYYY! And those earrings are going to rip off her earlobes. Other than that, cute shoes and cute makeup. Hey, after seeing Xtina’s orange skin I think she looks great! Other than the dress of course..
Tits_McGhee | March 27, 2007 at 7:03 pm
I had more cleavage coming out of the womb.
Hey, they don’t call me Tits McGhee for nothing!
When she has kids, her husband’s gonna have to breastfeed, btw.
Melissa | March 27, 2007 at 7:38 pm
Those aren’t moles, it’s something on the camera lens. You can see it in the background and they’re not in every photo.
I don’t think she’s ugly at all, she actually has a very attractive face. She just needs to wear clothes that fit her better… something that’s not going to make it so obvious she’s sportin’ less than A’s.
edb87 | March 27, 2007 at 7:40 pm
As always, I’d it hit…
with a penis and some blemish cream. For real.
TurdFerguson | March 27, 2007 at 8:11 pm
What are those…marks on them? Say what you will about the camera, but I think someone’s been smacking them around. That outfit is scary. Jennifer Lopez, circa 1997. Only with less class, smaller boobs, and bigger teeth.
bogglesthemind | March 27, 2007 at 8:23 pm
If any of you are more attractive, I invite you to post a picture of yourself. NO, wait. I DARE you. Because you all know you’re not. Or you would. In a heartbeat. And you know it.
delahaye | March 27, 2007 at 8:30 pm
she’s gorgeous. doesn’t need a big chest and I hope she never gets implants
Nando | March 27, 2007 at 8:37 pm
LOL!! Wow!
Testicles look more like cleavage than that.
ChairmanoftheBored | March 27, 2007 at 8:47 pm
#32-I Double-Dog dare you
ChairmanoftheBored | March 27, 2007 at 8:50 pm
My man boobs are bigger and i have 0% body fat
pana1718 | March 27, 2007 at 8:56 pm
a man has more chest than she does… this happens when ur really athleatic…i think she used to do gymnasticks
samantha | March 27, 2007 at 9:04 pm
I actually think that she looks pretty. The dress wouldn’t work with someone who had a large chest. They’d look slutty. It’s a very interesting dress, and I think she pulls it off well. She looks very sweet.
PaisleyMoon | March 27, 2007 at 10:13 pm
She doesn’t look pretty good, she looks like a fucking idiot. Why are you being nice to such a worthless untalented piece of rubbish? She looks like she was dressed by Bed, Bath, and Beyond. What an ugly skank.
k naz | March 27, 2007 at 11:03 pm
this is one of the most oddest and unflattering dresses i’ve ever seen. on top of that it looks painful- how is she smiling? did she look in the mirror before she went out? does she wear a bikini in the tanning salon? what kind of bra is under that? do i see a nipple? AHHHH SO MANY QUESTIONS AND NO ANSWERS these pictures are torturing my eyeballs goodnight.
23apples | March 27, 2007 at 11:20 pm
#5 – I agree. I usually hate having C’s but I can appreciate them in this situation because her flat chest looks awful in that dress. And #40 – HAHA I was wondering all the same questions! That dress seems like it is so fucking painful for her to wear.. she could have done wayyyy better.
AnathemaDave | March 28, 2007 at 12:24 am
Big bones + small boobs = Neeext!
dannielynn'sdaddy | March 28, 2007 at 1:13 am
1. There is a nip slip in #11
2. Holy Mother of Clearasil, girlfriend needs to get a deep cleaning facial mask done pronto! Fuck that, she needs a dermatologist.
3. I think she’s starting to grow into her looks. Believe it or not, some women actually look better as they age. She’ll be better looking at 30 than she is now.
4. Of course, she’ll have implants by then.
dannielynn'sdaddy | March 28, 2007 at 1:14 am
Oh, and #5. Those earrings are inexcusable, Hilary. You should be horsewhipped with them. (A little something for the haters)
tasje | March 28, 2007 at 1:42 am
Lizzy, what are you doing?! :S
nidge | March 28, 2007 at 2:58 am
@27
I agree with belle — the dress is a big part of the problem; fugly color, and designed to play “peek-a-boo” with bigger breasts than she’s got. Wrong dress for her.
I’m surprised she didn’t fall back on some version of what smaller girls have done for a long time — some version of the “close-fitting top with no bra”. A lot of guys go crazy for this because they think they’re possibly “seeing something”, but because the girl’s smaller, it’s not like her tits are wobbling all over the place, out of control.
starlove | March 28, 2007 at 4:16 am
poor girl. pretty face. but um, if you dont have it, dont flaunt it. she shouldn’t wear plunging necklines like that. that’s all. other than that, she’s ace.
starlove | March 28, 2007 at 4:22 am
btw, all u girls going on about how ugly she is are retarted. just cos her boobs are huge and flying out doesn’t mean she’s ugly. she’s got a really pretty face, im wiling to guess, much prettier than any of yours. and im not even a fan, i just think she’s a pretty girl and u are all picking on her because ur jealous. naughty naughty!
kamihi | March 28, 2007 at 4:41 am
Feel sorry for her really shes gonna end up having a boob job cos of this sort of mickey taking. Bad choice of dress though.
kamihi | March 28, 2007 at 4:55 am
@#48 – I agree but this is “the superficial” and superficiality & biatchiness is not only allowed its a requirement ;)