Hilary Duff scratches her ass

December 23rd, 2005 // 43 Comments

And then sniffs her fingers. Because that’s what celebrities do. They scratch their ass and sniff their fingers. Like monkeys they are.

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  1. suzy

    she’s so thin… tsk tsk tsk… her bag is larger than she is

  2. HeeHaw

    Yeah………..except she scratched her ass with her LEFT hand and was sniffing her RIGHT hand. If that’s even what she was doing with her right hand. Almost looks to me like she was putting on lip gloss.

  3. FIVE0

    Well, I’ve heard that ass-cheese is good for the lips…..

  4. HeeHaw

    Left hand…….right hand……. left……. right……..

    left………….

    right…………

  5. ~S.Starr~

    Come on… she is putting on lip gloss. Sorry Mr Superficial writer guy…normally you are verry witty…but this one was a bit forced.

    Given she still is really skinny…but she looks as though she has gained a little bit of weight back…she actually has an ass now. KEEP GAINING HILARY!!!

  6. drowningfool

    Everyone scratches it and sniffs it every now and then…it makes you feel alive.

  7. Meh Toole

    Hehehehe. Made me giggle, anyway.

  8. Leslie

    I really hate Hillary Duff, but I think she’s gorgeous. I love her size right now, it’s perfect.

    But I also definitely thought those were photos of Mary Kate Olsen at first glance… Tsk tsk, time for a hair color switch me thinks.

  9. Bob Denver

    I could have sworn that was Lindsay Lohan myself at first, Leslie.

  10. Buster Hyman

    Ass cheese is good; ear wax is better….

  11. Liz

    Yep, when your thighs are the same circumference as your neck, you’re a “perfect” size.

  12. PKClover

    You are all idiots. She is scratching her ass, then the other picture is of her other hand. She is probably applying lip balm.It’s not the same hand! But of course it’s funnier to think of her sniffing her fingers and make up stories to write about.

  13. nikki

    she was soooooo much more attractive with some fat on her body. she looks downright ugly now. i can’t see Esquire asking her back anytime soon.

  14. .shiny.

    nikki’s soo right..duff looked better when she was thicker..same goes for lohan..when will these white girls learn?!?

  15. BadGoat

    She’s applying lig balm you dumb-asses.

  16. BadGoat

    Or maybe it’s lip balm? Signed, Dumb Ass #1

  17. dhampir

    She definately looked better at her natural weight. But I truely, TRUELY dont care! Hey, I mean, why should I let my life-ruining envy of celeb hotness get in the way of my not-caring? Right boys? Right.

  18. HelpingOutTheMorons

    She’s pretending to shiff her butt, but is really pissed because she realizes that Joel just took off with her blow. That bitch!

  19. MattyBones

    Hillary Duff is one of my favorite singers and actresses, and I don’t think that she deserves to be rediculed. Some of you think that she is too thin, and I have to say, I feel the opposite. What is wrong with someone who is conscious of their weight being a role model for our young girls? In this country of incredible obesity, it is about time that the Duffs, the Olsens and the Moss’s stepped up to battle American ugliness.

  20. andrewthezeppo

    gosh, she’s really really weird looking. I mean she used to be weird looking when she was chubby with no neck and insane looking blond hair (remember when she used to just curl pieces on top and leave the rest straight?) But now she just looks sickly, like something you pull out of a drain.

  21. NO, SHE WAS CHECKING TO SEE IF HER ASS WAS DAMP, I FILLED HER UP RIGHT BEFORE THIS PIC AND SHE DIDNT HAVE TIME TO FART OUT MY MAN GOO BEFORE HAVING TO GO BLOW JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.

  22. I love K-fed's Corn Rolls

    I think she needs to wash her hair every now and then… even I don’t go out looking like that.

    She looks like she’s in 5th grade… she did look better fatter, but she’s still ugly in my book.

  23. fattydp

    smells like sperm.

  24. Umm.. this is cute and all.. but she isn’t even using the same hand. Whoever came up with this obviously didn’t think it through. If you look at the picture, she’s “scratching her butt” with her left hand and “sniffing her finger” with her right. Not that I’m a Hilary Duff advocate or anything, but this isn’t even remotely amusing. This site is far too clever for this half-assed attempt to make fun of Hilary Duff. If you’re that desperate for celebrity mishaps just bring up her horse teeth.

  25. Janel

    Umm.. this is cute and all.. but she’s not even using the same hand. Whoever came up with this obviously didn’t think things through. If you look at the picture, she’s “scratching her butt” with her left hand and “sniffing her finger” with her right. Not that I’m a Hilary Duff advocate or anything, but this isn’t even remotely amusing. This site is far too clever for this half-assed attempt to make fun of Hilary Duff. If you’re that desperate for celebrity gossip just bring up her horse teeth.

  26. J-Bo

    Dont dissect the pic…she’s sniffing her pooh stained fingers. Period! When i get caught doing it ..theres no letting up.

    Perhaps she was cramming with that hand.

  27. SexualSuspect

    You PPL are soooooooooooo STUPID!!

    Who cares if she is NOT really sniffing her bony sorry ass?
    The point is that she’s a DOUCHE BAG!
    and if she needs to be in the news it should be for being a stupid anorexic skeletor Jailbait!!

    So stop defending her
    you ppl SUCK

  28. APINK

    I don’t know what’s funnier the pictures, or those of you commenting about her weight and how she’s gaining it. Come on, she looks like she has the body of a 12 year old boy.

  29. MattyBones

    12 year olds, boys or girls, are still too old. Even when you slick their hair back.

  30. tennisgrl00365

    i think hillary duff is sooooo wierd

  31. tennisgrl00365

    i think she wants to be a lindsay lohan wanna be

  32. tennisgrl00365

    and have u heard her cd
    she stinks
    lindsay lohan
    rules
    hilary is ugly,stupid and mean

  33. Vuven

    Maybe she was just pulling her top down. After all, celebrities are so wrong-done nowadays. When they’re thin, people say they’re anorexic. When they’re a bit chubbier, the media starts picking at them for being pudgy. When people get heavy, people criticise them for being fat. There’s no escape for celebrities, so why don’t we just let them alone? I prefer Duff to Lohan and the Olsens, but that doesn’t mean I worship her. I’m just trying to stick up for people who get criticised all the time. If someone keeps on saying you’re fat it’s degrading, isn’t it? So why should we say it about other people? And she probably is putting on lipgloss. And its the wrong hand. And even if she was scratching her butt and sniffing her hand, you do that too sometimes, right?

  34. she’s really skinny!!! and she really sucks!

  35. she’s really skinny!!! and she really sucks!

  36. she’s really skinny!!! and she really sucks!

  37. she’s really skinny!!! and she really sucks!

  38. ~the meanest~

    hd ain my fav. actress but yall kno good and well she jus glided over her ass. look close; thats lip gloss in her hand. if u really do believe that its a lesson t be learned…don sniff crack. and stop hatin on her wait . i mean i ain dat skinny bet im happy wit my body. yall alson know half these comment are from lindsay lohan and the other half from the hiltons and oslen twins (however u spell that) but don believe all dis stuff u be readin (except dis) peace
    ~the meanest~ aka …~the truest~

  39. ~the meanest~

    hd ain my fav. actress but yall kno good and well she jus glided over her ass. look close; thats lip gloss in her hand. if u really do believe that its a lesson t be learned…don sniff crack. and stop hatin on her weight . i mean i ain dat skinny bet im happy wit my body. yall alson know half these comment are from lindsay lohan and the other half from the hiltons and oslen twins (however u spell that) but don believe all dis stuff u be readin (except dis) peace
    ~the meanest~ aka …~the truest~

  40. shortie

    just for the record she scratched her ass with her left hand and sniffed her right hand. duh!

  41. shortie

    and another thing to the retard who wrote this is she is probably putting on lipgloss

  42. umm hey..the meanest..what’s with the ghetto typing here?? i mean…’wit’??

    your post reads like a letter from DJblakrapper.learn how to spell

  43. killeristic

    @2,
    you are TOTALLY correct, i dint even realise that! thanks dude! (:

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