Hilary Duff is still a rectangle

According to a readers poll in the August issue of Teen People, American girls between the ages of 13 and 18 think celebrities like Mary-Kate Olsen and Paris Hilton are too skinny, and instead feel that celebrities like Beyonce, Hilary Duff, and even Kelly Osbourne are more representative of the average woman’s body type. The more I think about it, the more I realize that the average woman really does look like a giant rectangle. Which is a shame, because as long as supermodels like Alessandra Ambrosio are allowed to live, all those women will be horribly disgusting to me. Seriously, if you don’t look like Alessandra Ambrosio you should probably diet and then cut off your face. It’s the only solution.