Hilary Duff and Joel Madden have broken up after two and half years together. Madden made an appearance at Enclave in Chicago Wednesday night and allegedly told clubgoers he and Duff had split. His band’s manager confirmed the split, saying:
“I can indeed confirm that Joel is single. We are not going to elaborate on Joel’s personal life but I will say they have split.”
I would’ve assumed Joel broke things off after realizing he was dating a horse except that I know what he looks like. And you don’t look like Joel Madden and break up with girls. In fact you don’t look like Joel Madden and do much of anything, except maybe sit in your room and pray they make a live action Pillsbury Doughboy movie for you to star in.