Hilary Duff and Joel Madden have broken up after two and half years together. Madden made an appearance at Enclave in Chicago Wednesday night and allegedly told clubgoers he and Duff had split. His band’s manager confirmed the split, saying:
“I can indeed confirm that Joel is single. We are not going to elaborate on Joel’s personal life but I will say they have split.”
I would’ve assumed Joel broke things off after realizing he was dating a horse except that I know what he looks like. And you don’t look like Joel Madden and break up with girls. In fact you don’t look like Joel Madden and do much of anything, except maybe sit in your room and pray they make a live action Pillsbury Doughboy movie for you to star in.
Italian Stallion | November 28, 2006 at 1:58 pm
You would think Joel was single now, but his boyfriend say’s different………..
shankyouverymuch | November 28, 2006 at 1:59 pm
Hilary Duff has the head of an ANT… 1st???
shankyouverymuch | November 28, 2006 at 2:02 pm
Hey Stallion… I’ve been looking at your blog site, good job-looks pretty cool, very odd pix you’ve got going there…
sayll | November 28, 2006 at 2:12 pm
Maybe he ran out of carrots.
mikeski | November 28, 2006 at 2:21 pm
Nice earrings, emo.
crabbie | November 28, 2006 at 2:22 pm
She’s a beast.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
HolisticWisdomcom | November 28, 2006 at 2:29 pm
I am not sure anyone cares really. I think it’s all about Brit’s vagina.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/article_sex_vagina_facts.htm
ponk | November 28, 2006 at 2:39 pm
is she even legal age yet? jeeeebus!
JungleRed | November 28, 2006 at 2:39 pm
Snooze.
Duff’s purportedly a virgin. So what difference does it make? So they’ll continue to NOT have sex together? That guy’s a nimrod for putting up with that shit for 2 and 1/2 years.
polypam | November 28, 2006 at 2:41 pm
Just goes show that rock stars shouldn’t date virgins. End of story.
enfilade | November 28, 2006 at 2:51 pm
Oh good, we need another hollywood skank.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
Binky | November 28, 2006 at 2:52 pm
Maybe she’ll finally ‘Wake Up’ and get together with that stalker.
Angry Ferret Jones | November 28, 2006 at 2:56 pm
Maybe Paris and Brit have room for her in the back seat of her whore-mobile! (Sorry, no panties allowed!)
Come, join the “Tour of Whores – 2006!”
Learn how to show your shaven cooch!
Drink booze with un-shaven men!
Contract new and exotic crotch critters!
Throw your self-respect to the wind!
Just Some Girl | November 28, 2006 at 2:57 pm
i almost forgot to read this story when i got distracted by the vagina update. that’s how much i care.
yeah, that’s pretty pathetic that a 30 year old “rock star” was dating hilary the virgin for so long. then again, i’m not suprised considering when i met him 5 years ago he was shorter than i was (and i’m 5’5″).
Wonked | November 28, 2006 at 2:59 pm
Hmmm… Hillary Duff or Britney’s Muff…
There’s a reason why hours later I can still get to be #15.
http://www.wonked.net
CelebSlam.com | November 28, 2006 at 3:00 pm
What a cute double chin on Joel!
http://www.celebslam.com
radio4play | November 28, 2006 at 3:35 pm
ok wait for it….here it comes….almost there…..BUAHAHAHAHAH no really BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kristin | November 28, 2006 at 3:42 pm
She looks like absolute shit.
Meritocrat | November 28, 2006 at 4:08 pm
A long, magnificent, public climax to Britney’s decay! Every day, new pictures! Soon her left breast will explode because her milk ducts are blocked by silicon! Just when I thought it couldn’t get more satisfying, Hilary Duff is set freeeee! Free to marry meeeeeee [in certain liberal states].
ImaCracka | November 28, 2006 at 4:50 pm
I can assure you, wink wink knudge knudge, that she is not a virgin……
Dont believe me…????
Come sniff my dick..
Prove to me that is not a Duff type smell…..
NipsyHustle | November 28, 2006 at 4:51 pm
#20
i wouldn’t go around bragging that i deflowered a horse. that’s still illegal in most states.
superficially | November 28, 2006 at 8:30 pm
People why read this crap about “horse-face” and “got-no-poon-for over two years”….
Britney Spears is displaying her greatest talent yet….it’s gross but at least it’s not boring like these two nobodies
ImaCracka | November 29, 2006 at 2:06 am
#22 Good point…… I would like to retract my earlier statement and state for the record…. I have never deflowered a horse………
saltpeanuts | November 29, 2006 at 6:00 am
Hey Joel, cheer up, emo kid. Hillary still has the biggest teeth I’ve ever come across.
jrzmommy | November 29, 2006 at 6:22 am
WHO?
FecalPellets | November 29, 2006 at 6:57 am
I read somwhere that Hilary got those monstrosities filed back down to normal tooth size. Now she won’t be able to gnaw on carrots or sugar cubes as quickly.
Seriously, she was so beautiful a couple years ago. This is what shitty cosmetic dentistry and starvation get ya. Welcome to Hollyweird!
UsedHotelSoap | November 29, 2006 at 10:06 am
Oh my god Hilary is so freaking weird
This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover | November 29, 2006 at 11:22 am
They both need to die.
killeristic | November 29, 2006 at 8:14 pm
this is just sad
Eye-Dish Lass | December 1, 2006 at 3:08 pm
Haylie will F U Joel.
Glammarama | December 1, 2006 at 3:47 pm
Hilary who?
peopleRweird | December 2, 2006 at 10:35 pm
#10 I can not believe that you called Joel Madden a rock star.Have you heard any of Good Charlotte’s(so-called)music? If you have had the misfortune to hear it,you will know it is a far,far cry from rock.If you are going to call him anything call him a washed up popstar or a thirty year old has-been who is in a band whose target audience are nine-year-old girls.
OhMyMeg! | December 2, 2006 at 11:59 pm
Her face is at least 3 shades lighter than her neck and what the hell is up with that blue shit under her eyes?
Her stylist must’ve been enjoying a rum and Coke while putting on Hilary’s makeup.
superstar | December 3, 2006 at 12:59 pm
Joel has a double chin…looks gross since it looks like a saggy bag hanging off his chin!
HollywoodSnark | March 28, 2007 at 8:29 am
wow, square face and ‘who?’ have broken up – does anyone care?
savannah | July 1, 2007 at 10:14 pm
GIVE HILARY A CHANCE THE HAD REASONS! THEIR 8 YEAR AGE DIFFERENC WAS THE PROBLEM! HILARY ISNT A HORSE AND NEITHER IS JOEL THEY ARE STILL FRIENDS!!
cheap r4ds | February 5, 2010 at 4:26 am
I totally love this song. I totally love Hilary Duff! I’m even doing a project about her for school! Yay! Did you know her middle name is Erhard? Thats a pretty awesome middle name, if you ask me!