Hilary Duff is being stalked

October 13th, 2006 // 126 Comments
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Hilary Duff filed for a restraining order yesterday claiming she fears for her life because she’s being stalked by a paparazzi and a homeless man. Hilary and her boyfriend Joel Madden claim in court documents that a 19-year-old Russian emigre came to the United States “for the sole purpose of meeting and becoming romantically involved with Ms. Duff.”

The court documents state the man, whose first name is Max, “admitted to being ‘obsessed’ with her, has stated his intention of ‘removing’ his ‘enemies’ (i.e., those who prevent him from being with her), has stated his intention of purchasing a weapon, and has threatened to kill himself and to engage in dramatic actions to get her attention.”

According to the documents, Max “has stated his belief that Hilary is in love with him and that Joel Madden stands in their way.”

The court documents also claim David Joseph Klein, a 50-year-old celebrity photographer who is roommates with Max, is also a threat.

The documents state, “Over the past six weeks, the defendants have engaged in an accelerated effort to make contact with Hilary, including visits to her neighborhood, to her mother’s home, to her boyfriend’s neighborhood … to Mr. Madden’s concert venue, and direct calls to Hilary’s manager.”

According to the documents, the police detained Max at least once at one of Madden’s concerts and questioned Klein at the same event.

These guys could save themselves a lot of trouble if they just visited the local farm and hooked up with a horse. Although to get the full effect they might have to close their eyes and imagine the horse’s teeth are a little bigger. And ignore the curves. Really, they should just glue some teeth onto a box and write “Hilary Duff” on the back.

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  1. commissioner

    Sarah Jean has lost her damned mind.

    Why can’t crazy armed men shoot people like her?

    I visited Edna’s website. I’m trying to laugh, but my face is frozen.

  2. commissioner

    I took a gander at ole SJTLQ’s fashion tips. Doesn’t help me a bit. If you don’t shop at Old Navy or Banana Republic, you’re screwed.

  3. RhinebeckCowboy

    @ item 73 – Edna Bambrick – you are a moron. Sorry. By that I meant you are a stupid, self opinionated, self-important fuck. Which is a little lower on the sentient life-form index than the last steaming turd Saddam dropped as our boys were pulling him from his hiding hole.

    Get a life – you piece of snot.

    Ohhh … and I really came here to comment that Hilary looks like she’s gonna skip the thirties and move straight to 45.

    Before I go Edna, did I mention I think you’re a moron ?

  4. BigJim

    It’s the real Edna, all right. I’d recognize her fat ass typing anywhere.

    She first graced us with her presence back in April (I think) and was on a holy crusade to send all us foul-mouthed sinners straight to H E double hockey sticks. Either that or Gitmo for endless rounds of torture.

    It’s been a long time, Edna. Did you miss us?

    Anyway, I’m glad you’re back. You’re a helluva lot more fun to bug that some over-made vampire freak loser cumbucket named Jessica.

    By the way, is there some scientific explanation as to why your face resembles a giraffe’s infected anus?

    Check out http://www.ednabambrick.com

  5. radically4peace

    So I got a preview screening of Borat, and this story is surprisingly familiar to the movie. Except Borat is from Kazakstan, and he falls in love with Pamela Anderson… but either way, it’s comical.

  6. #104 BigJim – I’m shocked and appalled that you can compare Edna Bambricks face to that of a giraffe’s infected anus.
    You sir, are giving giraffe’s with infected anus’ everywhere, a bad name.
    Shame on you!

    Go Team Giraffe Infected Anus

  7. InstantAsshat-AddFame

    Fuck! Sarah-Jean is back, thinking she’s all that. JRZ, so true. This little Vibe-warmer is 20 years old, doesn’t work, lives in a fucking camper, and is mother to a canine, and she thinks she’s some sort of housewife fashionista. She actually used the word, “Fashionista.” She probably opened up other accounts so she could leave comments on her own blog.

    FERRET, please, I’m begging you, the Sarah-Jean thing is not yet over. Maybe you could do a Sarah-Jean, Edna and whoever that little fat fake gothinista biatch thing of them together, dispensing fashion wisdom and dog stories?

    Bitches like this help me understand why some men don’t like women.

  8. sonya

    I think I found the other two members of Sarah-Jean’s triplet.

    http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e56/sohall/eviltriplets.jpg

    Coincidence? I think not.

  9. ElatedPornStar

    Edna, put a dick in it.

  10. Damn it, she peaked already!?

    Let the rain fall down

  11. PoponarJegos

    Wow, leave the girl alone, you fuckers. The horse jokes are getting a bit old, don’t you think? She’s beautiful. I bet you fuckers wish you’d look like that. Fucking fat asses talking shit. Go look at yourselves in the mirror, fucktards.

  12. PoponarJegos

    Wow, leave the girl alone, you fuckers. The horse jokes are getting a bit old, don’t you think? She’s beautiful. I bet you fuckers wish you’d look like that. Fucking fat asses talking shit. Go look at yourselves in the mirror, fucktards.

  13. PoponarJegos

    Excuse me for the double post. Actually, I don’t give a fuck. :)

  14. scamps

    You know how many people with awkward facial features grow into them as they get older?

    Well, I think the reverse is happening with her.

  15. Krysten_B

    I’ll agree she’s always been shapped like a box, but she used to be some-what cute… now, she just looks like Julie Roberts on crack or something. Fix the teeth and eat a fucking burger.

  16. Krysten_B

    I’ll agree she’s always been shapped like a box, but she used to be some-what cute… now, she just looks like Julie Roberts on crack or something. Fix the teeth and eat a fucking burger.

  17. jazzmine

    She kind of reminds me of Jennifer Love Hewitt in that picture and of course you could show a movie on those babiess. She’s shaped like a barrel.

  18. Is this what’s considered ugly now? OMG I’m going to smote myself.

    Just remembered, I gave up smoting for Lent.

    Highly recommend the Anti-Smoting gum to anyone wishing to quit. The patches are no good – flood the system with an excess of Zeal and Bigotry.

  19. He “has threatened to kill himself and to engage in dramatic actions to get her attention.” In that order? I don’t get it.

  20. LaydeeBug

    Gee, what ever happened to Lizzie McGuire? She used to be so cute.

  21. KelKel

    Call me crazy-she actually looks really good in these pics.For a while there-she was looking like a busted Mr Ed

  22. tsarinaamanda

    Edna-

    I just wanted to inform you that God isn’t REAL! It’s all a big fairy tale designed to keep morons like yourself in line. So please shut the fuck up already, some of us LIKE it dirty. And I’m a SATANIST, and if you report ME, I’m gonna tell my Dark Lord Satan to come after YOU and anally rape you with his horns. So here’s a little something just for you…Fuck, fuck, cunt, twat, whore, shit, bitch, asshole, cumdumpster, goddammit, pussy, and cock.

    And @112:
    Chill out. We make fun of these useless celebtards here, so if you can’t handle it, please feel free to go back to the Hillary “Horseface” Duff fansite, and finger yourself there, with other like-minded zombies. Thank you, and good day.

  23. Someone’s actually stalking Hilary?

  24. ha ha…well, at least she’s got some worries now…

  25. Wow…Who Ever Is Writing These Articals Is Nasty…Every Single One I Have Read Has Been Horrible ,Disrespectful & Unkind…Just Because They Are Celebs Doesnt Mean That People Have The Right To Have A Go About Them, You Dont Know Them So Dont Judge Them,The Person Writing This Colum Is Obv Incredibaly Insecure As They Feel The Need To Critise Others In Such A Malisious Way.

  26. Me

    I find it funny that Edna things that this God guy will ignore world hunger, poverty, pedophiles and murderers but he will not let a website slating hilary duff and some 50 something year old virgin operate

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