- Chris Brown is not allowed to contact Rihanna for five years. Which gives him plenty of time to have sexual reorientation surgery and become a man. [Just Jared]
- Ryan Gosling is dating Kat Dennings? But she wasn’t in The Notebook… [Lainey Gossip]
- Sean Connery turned 79 today and pretty much every woman I know would still do him. Someone should build him a statue. [PopEater]
- Jessica Biel is the “most dangerous woman” on the Internet. Is it because I’d stab my grandmother just to feel the breeze of Jessica’s ass? That’s gotta be it. [Wonderwall]
- Katherine Heigl knows how to get a discount. Why do I suddenly want to be a furniture salesman? [Celebslam]
- Lindsay Lohan’s neighbors are tired of the plague she’s beset upon them. Which I assume means Samantha Ronson’s penis. [The Blemish]
- Shia LaBeouf bags another co-star which is basically futile after sleeping with Megan Fox. Unless he likes to cry during sex, then high five! [PopSugar]
- Paula Abdul has landed a job hosting the revamped VH1 Divas. Now she’ll have even more of an excuse when she finds out Miley Cyrus is slated to perform. Gin will never taste so delicious. [ICYDK]
blah | August 25, 2009 at 6:08 pm
FIRST YOU HOMOS
blah | August 25, 2009 at 6:08 pm
FIRST YOU HOMOS
blah | August 25, 2009 at 6:09 pm
FIRST YOU HOMOS
Shamus O'Hara | August 25, 2009 at 6:13 pm
She is amazingly Hot !!
Jeffy's Gal | August 25, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Hillary Duff has managed to keep herself out of trouble, and still she looks great. She doesn’t look like a hung-over coked out broad.
ROUGH Daddy | August 25, 2009 at 6:23 pm
hmm Thick brick babe! I wouldnt hit it
Id screw her silly….
Racer X | August 25, 2009 at 6:26 pm
The Superficial English teacher’s suck!!! I know you wanna get to the point, but do it correctly.
-10
Airmail56 | August 25, 2009 at 6:29 pm
She’s always been a beautiful girl. Please put her in an upbeat sitcom!
Shamus O'Hara | August 25, 2009 at 6:33 pm
What is the title of the book ?
Monica | August 25, 2009 at 7:05 pm
i wouldn’t consider myself a chubby chaser but i really dig her pillowy arms. i bet they’d be awesome for naps n stuff. after sex n stuff.
Del | August 25, 2009 at 7:07 pm
What else is new?
Danklin24 | August 25, 2009 at 7:08 pm
I’ll say it again, Hilary Duff is one of the hottest, most put together actresses out there. Sure she might not be the best actress ever but damn she’s good looking.
casualencounters.com/blog | August 25, 2009 at 7:11 pm
Sean Connery looks to have lost a lot of weight.
Clearly cancer.
bang dang | August 25, 2009 at 7:24 pm
I would spill my milk on her
Nameless | August 25, 2009 at 7:45 pm
Amazingly hot and she reads for recreation!
Tanzarian | August 25, 2009 at 7:56 pm
She’s so hot each time I come for her it’s as much as is in that cup.
monkeyrotica | August 25, 2009 at 8:02 pm
It’s a real shame she’s a psycho bitch of Jennifer Love Hewitt proportions
Junk-n-trunk | August 25, 2009 at 8:05 pm
Hillary’s duff is a little bigger!
Fati | August 25, 2009 at 8:45 pm
Hillary is such a sweetheart. Extremely good looking and yet graceful and poised unlike almost all Hollywood idiots.
slimi | August 25, 2009 at 9:23 pm
She is fat, look at her arms or legs OMG. Compare to her Kim K. looks like skinny model.
slimi | August 25, 2009 at 9:23 pm
She is fat, look at her arms or legs OMG. Compare to her Kim K. looks like skinny model.
slimi | August 25, 2009 at 9:23 pm
She is fat, look at her arms or legs OMG. Compare to her Kim K. looks like skinny model.
headsouth | August 25, 2009 at 9:56 pm
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD AND TRUE IN THE WORLD….
no more heidi and spencer.
Danklin24 | August 25, 2009 at 11:00 pm
#20-22 are you kidding me? Kim is way fatter than Hilary ever was. Hilary has just been pudgy, i would have never called her fat but she looks amazingly hot in these pics. Look at her on Blender magazine. She’s fucking hot!
meee | August 26, 2009 at 12:07 am
i’m sick of correcting your shit in comments fish. edit the lindsay lohan one. “plague of”…what exactly
Jes | August 26, 2009 at 12:35 am
#9 – The book is Salem Falls by Jodi Picoult. Amazing book.
dude | August 26, 2009 at 12:58 am
god i wana fuck that so hard
dude | August 26, 2009 at 12:59 am
this def needs some ass shots!!!!!
windward passage | August 26, 2009 at 3:31 am
“Jessica Biel is the “most dangerous woman” on the Internet. Is it because I’d stab my grandmother just to feel the breeze of Jessica’s ass?”
are you saying that you want to have Jessica Biel fart on you? Because that’s what I’m reading.
Epic Fail | August 26, 2009 at 6:13 am
@7 – You slate fish for his literacy skills but you don’t know when to use apostrophes and when not to…epic!
Horny Larry | August 26, 2009 at 7:26 am
Hillary hurry up and accidentally release a home porno video. I would love to fuck you in your virginal bum and blow my load in your warm mouth.
le fag | August 26, 2009 at 10:35 am
Hilary looks awesome, and her arms look better than some gaunty sticks those Hollywood whores have.
Horny Toad | August 26, 2009 at 11:16 am
Where are the butt pix at?
nose hair clipper | August 26, 2009 at 11:28 am
Hilary Duff, is a cool gril I like her alot.
xxWPxx | August 26, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Finally The Duff puts on a little more weight. She looks 18 again.
Erin | August 26, 2009 at 2:18 pm
What a joke. I bet all the people calling celebrities “fat” on this site are overweight losers who haven’t had sex in months. or years.
ginger | August 26, 2009 at 2:24 pm
she is lookin hella fine. @20… you suck for thinking she looks fat? you must like to fuck skinny little boys?
boomrpup | August 26, 2009 at 3:59 pm
I don’t get girls, today. They look great in f-me high heels, but tote around a pair of ratty POS flip-flops to put on once their event/job/date/gig/interview is finished. Even podiatrists and ortho-docs would rather women wear heels. Flip flops eventually make your feet spread out. Example: Jon Gosselin. He’s got feet like Dumbo – flat as a pancake. Wanna snag a man: wear the heels; wanna look fat a frumpy: slip on some flops.
Galtacticus | August 26, 2009 at 5:35 pm
It doesn’t look easy to carry that all in one hand.
Sabrina | August 26, 2009 at 10:27 pm
@ 9
I think it’s “Salem Falls”
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blah | August 28, 2009 at 9:47 am
You people are so weird. I think she looks good, but she has to be at least 160 lbs. You still call Britney (who is hella toned now) fat and ugly…you still call Kim Kardashian a huge whale….and then Hilary Duff gains back all the weight she lost and then some and according to you people, she looks sexy and good and not fat compared to those people? Hilary carries her weight well and this outfit certainly flatters her figure, but she is bigger than a lot the people called fat on this site. I don’t understand it.
nadyenka | August 31, 2009 at 11:18 am
what’s with the buffalo wing arms??
sixsixsix | October 5, 2009 at 10:35 pm
she is only 5’2. theres no way in hell she is 160 lbs. probably 120 lbs.
why does my poop sink | February 26, 2010 at 5:56 pm
So, that is what Hill has been up to?
usb flash drive | May 24, 2010 at 6:33 am
I girls do not, not today. They look great f-me high heels, but POS rattling around a pair of flip flops to tote your event put on once the job / date / gig / Interview / ended. And podiatrists Ortho-docs, but women must wear heels. Flip flop eventually make your legs spread. Example: John Gosselin. She’s got legs like Dumbo – flat as a pancake. Snag a man want to: wear heels, a fat frumpy look for: Some want to slip on the flop.
jon | March 4, 2011 at 1:39 pm
American woman are butt ugly with their smug arrogant faces,famous for nothing,bringing nothing to the table for men!!