Hilary Duff is a drunkard

January 30th, 2007 // 58 Comments

19-year-old Hilary Duff reportedly got drunk at club Hyde with her sister last Thursday and was seen teetering into the women’s restroom with one of her girlfriends and a flamboyant male friend.

“It was kind of inappropriate,” the onlooker sneers. “She was pretty drunk and staggering around the bathroom, bumping into people and shrieking that her gay male friend had a vagina so it was okay for him to be there.” The sisters continued to party Paris Hilton-style throughout the night at a VIP table, where our source says they were “all over” their two man-dates. Haylie 21, whispered in the ear of her 30-ish-year-old date while kissing his neck. Hilary perched on her date’s lap, laughing and flirting with her own older man. Says the source: “When I’ve seen Hilary out in the past, she has been relatively composed, but tonight she was acting pretty wild.”

I’m confused here. I always thought Hilary Duff was the good one. While Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan were snorting cocaine off bathroom floors Hilary Duff was the one driving her boyfriend away by refusing to have sex with him. And now this? Next you’re gonna start telling me she’s not a real live horse-woman. It’s like my whole world is turning upside down!



  1. can i be really lame and say


    pretty big achievement considering this is my first ever post..

    Hilary is the next Lindsay!

  2. diamondprynzez

    Perhaps her career is going down the shitter, she’s trying the only tried and true method of gaining publicity: acting like a whore.

  3. shakeitout

    so everyone gets drunk underage. now that she got caught shes a stupid whore?

  4. hellcat1983

    I agree with #3, jesus you people act like you’re all saints. Everyone gets wild when they’re out and drunk, it’s called having fun!

    P.S.: Typekey is retarded!!!

  5. Pointandlaugh

    Duff got drunk! haha. But I won’t fully believe it until she climbs out of a car, and we see a photo of your shaved hoo-ha.

    THEN I will believe it.

    …..what?…..well, I just need to see it. You don’t need to know HOW I am able to ascertain her blood-alcohol level by my braile-like reading of her vagina….just trust me….it works.

  6. Olivia

    I agree with #3&4. So what if she’s drunk, she just wants to have fun! It’s only one night, she just better not make a habit of it like Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton!

  7. Me

    again…… ha ha ha ha ha ha

  8. killeristic

    blahblahblah. im a male and i hv a vagina.

  9. adam

    Aaron Carter said on the Howard Stern a couple months ago that he and Hilary lost their virginities to each other… http://www.howardstern.com/rundown.hs?d=1159416000#7727

  10. BarbadoSlim

    Ah, all you people from the Lizzie McGuire fan club can cram it up your shitholes. This is a socially conservative site. We are here to point out all these whores and drug addicts. (She IS a drunken whore who is quite possibly committing incest and bestiality with her sister who happens to be a horse,in a public bathroom, WITH a HOMOsecxual) Pris has got nothing on this little sick freak.

    What we have here is a sin trifecta.

  11. BarbadoSlim


  12. adam

    Guess that text didn’t have the thing in it… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV5q41kNRDM has it at about the five minute mark.

  13. sassafrass

    Have you guys forgotten what it was like to pass around fake ids, flirt with bouncers, etc to try to get in? And to panic every time you saw a police officer in the vicinity? Why is it that stars (and I use that term loosely in these cases) are above the law and don’t have to sweat it out with the rest of us? That was half the fun– seeing if you could get away with it. I wonder how much the police are being paid not to raid Hyde and all those hotspots.

  14. hotdoghamburger

    I mean, in the grand scheme of everything, this shit really isn’t that bad. Weren’t you drunk when you were 19? Albeit, you were probably making out with your roommate’s sister in someone’s pretentiously decorated bedroom or dingy basement and NOT at fucking hyde but as far as everything else goes, this is pretty normal shit. I’d give her shit b/c she’s Hillary Duff, not b/c she’s drunk.

  15. Mr.Eps

    Isnt it obvius? BECAUSE he dumped her for not putting out, now shes whoring it up as a way to cope with her pain and low self esteem, and obviuslly for the much needed attention because she feels sooooooo alone *tear*

    Teenage girls… so predictable

  16. I shagged Lizzie McGuire, too.

    And Pedro shagged Haylie.

  17. Oh yeah, THAT’s a surprise.

  18. FecalPellets

    Looks like she finally filed down those gargantuan teef. WTG Hill

  19. whitegold

    Isn’t the legal drinking age in the US 21?! So if she was getting drunk at a club, wouldn’t that mean they were serving alcohol to a minor and should be shut down?! How come it seems like celebrities can get away with this stuff all the damn time! Shouldn’t Hyde be getting fined and shut down right about now?! And how do you get live video of Paris Hilton snorting coke and the cops aren’t busting down her door?! Wtf?! Back when I was drinking underage, I didn’t get publicity and articles written about me, I just got fines when the cops busted us (but that’s another story…).

  20. RichPort

    I’ve always wondered what a drunk horse looks like.

  21. misanthrope

    I actually think Hilary is worse than the other gals. I have no idea what it is she does for a living. Act? Sing? Whatever. That can be said for the others too. I’ve seen Hilary on Letterman and she was a total snotty little bitch. Um, she’s in no position to be a snotty little bitch. Like Letterman, or anyone else, knows who the fuck she is. I’m not a guy, but if I was… those horse teeth could be dangerous.

  22. Shanipie

    Aw give the girl a break. She is so much more awesome than the other hollywood sluts. So she got drunk and acted stupid at a club, everyone does that…atleast she is still wearing panties. Plus she goes to like Harvard. I’m not saying that makes you awesome but I mean Lindsay, Paris, Tara, all those skanks just waste their money skanking it up, they def aren’t going to college.

    What I will say is that I def miss the old Hilary Duff, the rounder blond one. She was totally cute and I think way more sexy than she is now that she has a weird brown color on her head and got way to skinny.

  23. 86

    Horse woman!!!! She’s so yesterday.

  24. sol

    especially in hilary’s case, i’m surprised that her personal convictions are toothless.

  25. THAT’S MAH GIRL! I knew she had it in her.

  26. Tuesday

    That’s so mean! Obviously somebody slipped her a fermented apple. I’ve told her a thousand times, for her own safety when she goes out she should stick to the carrots.

  27. Pizzikatie

    Poor Hilary. She gets a little drunk one night with her sister and some guys and everyone calls her a whore? She has WAY more talent than Hohan and Paris, she’s done a lot more… she’s 19 years old. Who cares if she has a few drinks? We all get drunk.

    I love her. Screw you guys.

  28. BarbadoSlim

    We dictate who’s a whore around here. If you don’t like it, you can go back to Russia commie.

  29. Niecy

    I guess since Lindsay went to “rehab” Hilary is trying to take her place.

  30. anothershityear

    look at that mediocrity shown in that pic. the horse teeth. the where-the-f-am-i expression. the non-existent singing “talent”. the should-be non-existent film career.

    and then, realizing, that this is THE BEST that H. Duff is EVER going to get.

    Hillary dear, L. Lohan, with an incredible and seemingly endless array of personal flaws and public goof-ups, is still your better. VASTLY.

    VH1, get that slot in Surreal Life ready.

  31. XeoRad

    She used to be a cute girl with a chubby little face. Then she went and modified herself up. Lost weight, those God-awful teeth.

    Horse face

  32. Jenster

    My babie’s 1st drunken stupor, im so proud.
    No worries, she’ll be adequite in no time.
    She sounds like one of those stupid collage drunken girls you run into now and then and they’re screaming about something ordinarilly mundane like its the 2nd coming
    of jeebus christ. those girls get the donkey

  33. freakflag

    I like Hilary as a drunken slut. It’s about time she cast off the chains of sweet role model to millions of pre-pubescent girls and raised the skank flag high! Next move…”accidental” beaver shot. Man, I can’t wait.

  34. Lal

    I love society’s role models.

  35. 86

    Her sister is really a horse-face.

  36. Joshingya31

    Who care’s. Lets see the titties!!

  37. Jedi Kevin

    Why the hell isn’t this Hyde place shut down for serving alcohol to minors?

  38. Mo

    I’m sure she’s innocent. Someone dropped her sugar cubes and carrots into some vodka or something…

  39. 86

    38 She was attracted by the salt-lick the bartender gave her with her Patron.

  40. Meritocrat

    She’s hot, I like her. This must just be her loser sister’s bad influence. She had the composure to get away from that troll Joel Madden without becoming a tattooed punkmoron, I hope she doesn’t turn retarded now.

  41. Shelley Bonnechance

    I can’t bear to look at the picture — are her teeth better yet?

    The last time I saw her, she had enough teeth in there for herself and several members of the Kennedy family. I have never seen such an awkward-looking set of veneers in my life. Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh….

  42. twinsuns

    fresh meat!
    hoehan is so halloween 2006….

  43. twinsuns

    fresh meat!
    hoehan and paris are soooo halloween 2006….

  44. twinsuns

    fresh meat!
    hoehan and paris are SOOOO summer 2006…..

  45. twinsuns



  46. She is trash with cash. Here are the characteristics She probably has a “flamboyant” friend ( that is so homophobic) just because she thinks every gay male comes packaged with a style manual. She goes out of her way to show what she has but thinks shes humble. She does the so planned ” oh this i just put it on i know its stylish) evident by her walk in her UGG oots shown in other sites. The trash with cash (beyonce, listen to her open her mouth, some of the housewives of orange county, jennifer lopez) will indirectly “affirm” their “hotness” by technically talking in third person by highlighting the “exclucivity” of whatever they are doing. They go out of way to deny begginings and trash status. They say things like ” oh my gaw ( yes thats how it satnds) thats so fancy. They would also probably wear a John Galliano couture to an event because they could afford it ( not realizing its art), and maintain you just dont understand fashion

  47. metaphor

    Looks like she’s hoping the Lohanesque skanky behaviour will work for her.
    But what gets me is she has the audacity to do it while looking like a horse.

  48. WHat is the difference between her and lindsey ( whom you constanly bash, dont use rehab you had same opinions before) except she s ugly. She was partying people her age do it but what makes it interesting is how she disdained and characterized those who di d exactly what she is doing its the hypocrisy .

  49. isitin

    This girl used to be very pretty 5 years ago. What the hell happened???

  50. omelette ze roar

    Why is Hyde always letting underage girls get drunk?
    Just because they’re famous?


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