Hilary Duff is a blowjob-giving zebra and other news

April 15th, 2010 // 41 Comments

- Steven Seagal sexually harassed Jenny McCarthy. [PopEater]

- Nicole Kidman finally allows her face to move. [Lainey Gossip]

- The Situation in 10 years. [Dlisted]

- Holly Madison’s reflexes are assholes. [HollywoodTuna]

- Paris Hilton’s grandfather just wants to see some breasts, dangnabbit. What’s so wrong about tha- oh, criminy. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Madonna approves of a Glee episode dedicated to her. What are the odds? [Huffinton Post]

- Gemma Arterton does Details. [Popoholic]

- Ice-T will fuck your ass up. On Twitter. [TheFABlife]

- Whitney Houston on tour was probably a horrible idea. [Bossip]

- Courtney Love isn’t a RPattz fan. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Don Draper is back to make me realize I don’t drink nearly enough. [Socialite Life]

- Hayden Panettiere introduces her giant boyfriend to her mom but not inside a toadstool. Didn’t see that one coming. [ICYDK]

- Sandra Bullock will finally speak out on George Lopez’s show. And by finally I mean almost a year from now. Not even joking. [Betty Confidential]

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  1. Je t'aime lovey!

    Ehtoum!

  2. Courtyardpigeon

    She has grown up nicely…. she is a natural beauty for certain…

    And she has the best legs…

    I’d hit that like Ike hit Tina.

  3. gen

    Don Draper is so fucking sexy!!!! Goddamn I want to fuck Jon Hamm so much it’s not even funny.

  4. pooter

    You know what. I really tried to look at the sexiest pic and tried to grind one out… buuuuuut Yaaaaaaaaawwwnnnnnnnnn

  5. pooter

    plus her top is too wrinkly for me eww!

  6. it's all about Rough

    That outfit is a boar…

  7. Neigh

    She always looks like a suburban mommy who is very proud of her tacky, too-young clothes. That face has been screaming 40 since she was 17 years old. She wears expensive shit but she makes everything look cheap and tacky, not because she’s sluttish but because she is not only a black hole for talent but for style and beauty too.

  8. John Starkweather

    I read the headline as HD giving a zebra a blowjob. I’m greatly disappointed. And heading back to 4chan.

  9. The dress suits her! Looks nicely when she wears it. :)

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  10. Hilary Duff is looking gorgeous in this outfit and really a stylish actress in the Hollywood..

  11. tyke36

    #7, well said.

    and her giant GIANT forehead.. That combined with her plastic 7/24 XXL Disney smile kills that “large foreheaded women are smarter” thing for me. Not that forehead size is what I look for in a lady but you know what I mean..

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  13. captain america

    ……AMERICANS & HUMOR?
    it maybe exhists somewhere?

  14. She looks stylish in the outfit

  15. Steven Segal sexually harasses everyone, why would Jenny McCarthy be any different? – From the boyz @ 2kids1sandbox.info

  16. Hot Tub Time Machine Repair Guy

    The HEADline “Hilary Duff is a blowjob-giving zebra” is a bit deceptive. How about “Hilary Duff resembles a zebra that isn’t opposed to pleasing her male zebra partner, now and again, with a little oral stimulation.”

  17. Well she is looking awesome in this black dress. Thank you for sharing them, Waiting for some new pictures of it.

  18. Rhialto

    Although she’s twice as tall.From this angle i’d glimpse HP (Hayden P.)

  19. Gando

    What happen when she crosses the road? You must let her pass?

  20. So russians like vodka, zebras, and midgets?

  21. shokroklove

    wow nice work covering up any hope of femeninity, Hilary. you are the most boring has-been ever.

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  25. he’s good enough for me”. she’ll be thinking his choosing her makes her worth more than she is and her friends will be jealous that she got a g-list celebrity hand-me-down. he can’t lose!
    he has good taste in beer. Fat Tire and blonde sluts are a good combo.

  26. respecjob I’ve seen. They look natural, like they are supposed to. I personally can’t stand her though finally start to get p*nis implants??? I’d be much more interested in debating the latest guy

  27. not because she’s sluttish but because she is not only a black hole for talent but for style and beauty too.
    She wears expensive shit but she makes everything look cheap and tacky,

  28. cellphone

    I just found out that Hillary Duff and Hayden P. are about the same height.

  29. Nero

    American women? shawties

  30. Bimbamboing

    She doesn’t look short.Does that mean that she’s well-proportioned?

  31. Gando

    @30
    Having them in a bitch fight,that would be the same as two Munchkin kittens fighting.

  32. 40 that face is screaming when he was 17 years old. He wears expensive mess, but he makes everything look cheap and tacky, because it is dirty, but because a black hole only for talent but for style and beauty too.Well not she looks awesome in black dress is not. Thank you for sharing them, it is waiting for some new pictures.

  33. 40 that face is screaming when he was 17 years old. He wears expensive mess, but he makes everything look cheap and tacky, because it is dirty, but because a black hole only for talent but for style and beauty too.Well not she looks awesome in black dress is not. Thank you for sharing them, it is waiting for some new pictures.
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  34. hilary beautiful super bir kad?n daha ne olsun

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  38. Man, you guys are rough on her …

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