Hilary Duff is a blowjob-giving zebra and other news

- Steven Seagal sexually harassed Jenny McCarthy. [PopEater]

- Nicole Kidman finally allows her face to move. [Lainey Gossip]

- The Situation in 10 years. [Dlisted]

- Holly Madison’s reflexes are assholes. [HollywoodTuna]

- Paris Hilton’s grandfather just wants to see some breasts, dangnabbit. What’s so wrong about tha- oh, criminy. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Madonna approves of a Glee episode dedicated to her. What are the odds? [Huffinton Post]

- Gemma Arterton does Details. [Popoholic]

- Ice-T will fuck your ass up. On Twitter. [TheFABlife]

- Whitney Houston on tour was probably a horrible idea. [Bossip]

- Courtney Love isn’t a RPattz fan. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Don Draper is back to make me realize I don’t drink nearly enough. [Socialite Life]

- Hayden Panettiere introduces her giant boyfriend to her mom but not inside a toadstool. Didn’t see that one coming. [ICYDK]

- Sandra Bullock will finally speak out on George Lopez’s show. And by finally I mean almost a year from now. Not even joking. [Betty Confidential]

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