Hilary Duff spent her Fourth of July with her sister Haylie Duff on the beach. And I know she’s 19-years-old, but there’s something deeply disturbing about seeing her in a bikini. Whenever she dresses like an adult she always ends up looking like some kid who got into her mom’s closet. I feel like I should pat her on the head and give her a cookie. And then, you know, turn myself in to the police.
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DancingQueen | July 5, 2007 at 1:11 pm
Cankles.
Texas Tranny | July 5, 2007 at 1:14 pm
Very nice bikini, I love black bikinis.
Sarah | July 5, 2007 at 1:14 pm
i think she looks surprisingly good.
wiinja | July 5, 2007 at 1:17 pm
about as interesting as a tepid bath
haroof | July 5, 2007 at 1:18 pm
The bod is just ok.
Bad Credit Debt Consolidation Man | July 5, 2007 at 1:19 pm
rock on
Jimbo | July 5, 2007 at 1:20 pm
It’s like your aunt’s head on your younger sister’s body. So she’d be really tight, but you’d worry about accidentally kissing a hairy mole.
snake | July 5, 2007 at 1:20 pm
must be athletic in bed..yummm
wanky | July 5, 2007 at 1:23 pm
she looks cute!…and looky an upskirt on pic 13!
schack | July 5, 2007 at 1:25 pm
Hey Jimbo – I have a hairy mole for you to kiss. I thougt you were going to email me? Send it two schack69@yahoo.com
veggi | July 5, 2007 at 1:25 pm
Wow. A story that’s rich and compelling. It’s fucking summer. Everyone goes to the fucking beach.
charm | July 5, 2007 at 1:26 pm
Who wears a full face of make up to the beach?
Although if she didn’t I guess everyone would say she looks like hell, so really, she’s screwed either way.
veggi | July 5, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Still, she’s got a firm hot little body here. I wouldn’t mind licking the sand out of her asscrack. It’s like the world’s tiniest anal beads.
Dirty Disher | July 5, 2007 at 1:31 pm
The Duff twats are doing everything they can to get the paps to their place and away from neighbors ParAss and Blohan, but, it aint workin’. They’re fugly D-list wannabees.
Solaera | July 5, 2007 at 1:31 pm
What’s up with wearing all that cheesy looking jewelry to the beach? Dumb.
Jimbo | July 5, 2007 at 1:31 pm
Who is the fat ass that is carrying Hillary away like it is his breakfast burrito?
@11 Veggie – This is all a stretch for the Superfish. It lives in a closet and does not get out much
Texas Tranny | July 5, 2007 at 1:31 pm
@10, I sent you an email this morning.
Josh Lavarn | July 5, 2007 at 1:33 pm
Yuck, what happened? She is like the female version of Fred Savage. Friggin hot ass teen grows up and becomes fugly. Yuck.
Jimbo | July 5, 2007 at 1:33 pm
@13 – Fucking TROLL
Kris | July 5, 2007 at 1:34 pm
She looked better with her old human teeth.
veggi | July 5, 2007 at 1:34 pm
@13- Jesus fucking Christ! That is poetic. Really. A stunning visual of your pathetic little dickless life.
ssdd | July 5, 2007 at 1:34 pm
Just another picture of an oportunist fliipino gold digging whore fucking her way to the top.
schack | July 5, 2007 at 1:35 pm
@17 yes I know. I got it:)
ssdd | July 5, 2007 at 1:36 pm
Totally wrong entry… was meant for Nicks whore.
lambman | July 5, 2007 at 1:37 pm
She’s as flast as a board, and half a sexy.
Sid | July 5, 2007 at 1:38 pm
What’s wrong with some cute pictures of the Duff girls horsing around on the beach?
veggi | July 5, 2007 at 1:39 pm
Jimbo, this fucking troll is pissing me off. I need you to cum so hard in my mouth that it shoots out my nose, just to clear my head.
sketch | July 5, 2007 at 1:39 pm
She’d look better without all those cheap/tacky bracelets. They look like party favors from a 13 year old’s birthday party.
miss oblivious | July 5, 2007 at 1:40 pm
I think she looks good; healthy and fit. I thought she was getting alittle anorexic for awhile there (must be a Joel Madden thing; he must like ‘um emaciated)but now she looks just right. The makeup & bracelets are a bit much for the beach though. And I can’t believe she’s only 19?! It seems like she’s been around forever; like she should 40 by now. All these celebs at the beach are sure making me want to hang out and swim in the ocean! Bastards! Why can’t I be rich?! Forget being famous though…all those people and photogs standing around watching you frolick around in your bikini; taking pics & watching your every move. Frock that!
Jimbo | July 5, 2007 at 1:41 pm
@27 You fucking nutless troll. Why don’t you grow a pair and come put of the closet you worthless pussy!!
Texas Tranny | July 5, 2007 at 1:41 pm
Ok, I was hoping for a reply from you. :-)
If only pic 13 was an upskirt photo. Those are her bikini bottoms and not her pretty panties. Still it’s a good one to jack-off to.
Jimbo | July 5, 2007 at 1:46 pm
The thing is, when I cum it just sort of dribbles out. A little. More or less like a small clot from some cottage cheese that’s gone bad (especially smell-wise). So the whole out-the-nose thing aint gonna happen.
kristin | July 5, 2007 at 1:46 pm
i love how she doesn’t even try to hide that she wants pictures taken of her. at least other celebs hide uder coats. she holds hands with her sister and acts candid.
Jimbo | July 5, 2007 at 1:52 pm
@32 Your life must be just pathetic. You have nothing better to do than troll people. I saw how many times you trolled me yesterday. You must not have any friends either if the highlight of your day was hanging out at this sight
Jimbo | July 5, 2007 at 1:58 pm
And the funny thing was that I wasn’t even here yesterday. It was a holiday and I have real life. I was masturbating while watching from the bathroom window as the neighbor’s 7-year-old boy paddled around his wading pool. So there.
Jimbo | July 5, 2007 at 2:02 pm
I have a real life and you the troll don’t. I am sure that masterbating and watching 7 year old boys takes up a lot of your time you worthless pile of crap.
Jimbo | July 5, 2007 at 2:06 pm
I have a real life and a real job. It happens that I can do my job while keeping an eye on this site, so if any female commenters show up I can lunge at them.
BaldAsBritney | July 5, 2007 at 2:09 pm
Oh sure I would perform analignus on her, but only for like an hour, no more.
Texas Tranny | July 5, 2007 at 2:12 pm
Today is the bikini’s birthday 61 years old. Yeah!!!!! Lets celebrate and party in our bikinis.
lickmybutt | July 5, 2007 at 2:12 pm
BRUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
i dont know who is the troll and who is the real jimbo…. but this is entertaining.
Em | July 5, 2007 at 2:14 pm
I was just wondering if anyone knew what company makes Hillary’s swimsuit? You just can’t go wrong with a really cute black swimsuit.
Texas Tranny | July 5, 2007 at 2:16 pm
@41, your so right, kind of like the little black dress thing.
I don’t know the brand of bikini, but does like nice.
veggi | July 5, 2007 at 2:24 pm
Yeah, it’s a cute bikini, but it doesn’t look great on everybody. I had to buy one like that and it didn’t look all that good on me. I was stuck with it because the store said I had tried it on without underwear underneath, and that violated store policy. I think they just took one look at the Monistat bottle poking out of my bag and decided to play hardball…”it didn’t go into the dressing room with a white stripe, lady”…fucking assholes!
veggi | July 5, 2007 at 2:27 pm
@43. wow. you have absolutely taken the cake when it comes to dimwitted retards. congratulations.
joflo | July 5, 2007 at 2:28 pm
that’s how i feel about all those disney channel girls. they’re always going to be children to me.
FRIST!!! | July 5, 2007 at 2:34 pm
Hey man, what’s up? Trolls are back in full force I see. Hope you all had a good fourth, and I just don’t get why all the paparazzi were busy shooting these losers in their bikinis, and I was out in my bikini and no one took my picture at all!!!
They suck.
John Mark Karr | July 5, 2007 at 2:35 pm
@45 – that’s what makes them so PERFECT!
Jimbo | July 5, 2007 at 2:36 pm
Frist why don’t you take a picture and send it to me?
Chauncey Gardner | July 5, 2007 at 2:43 pm
Wow. I guess, sooner or later, ugly catches up to everyone. I can say this much, though -I’m not going to be ejaculating on Hillary Duff pictures and posting them on the Internet anymore.
krazihottkelli?????? | July 5, 2007 at 2:49 pm
Duffy lookz like???
Kathy Batez head??
on alittle boyz???
???body,no titz???
zorry Kathy Batez???
I like U better than
her??????