Hilary Duff has giant new veneers

A number of readers have written in about Hilary Duff’s awesomely large veneers. Apparently she was on Jay Leno last week and her new veneers were so large that she had a difficult time speaking. I didn’t actually catch it, but I imagine Hilary Duff blabbering like a lunatic, with drool dripping out of her mouth because she couldn’t close it over her huge teeth. And then maybe she took a bite out of an oversized lollipop and said, “See, Jay? They’re huge!”

I really don’t see what all the fuss is about though. If Hilary Duff wants to fill her mouth with ridiculously large teeth then that’s her own awesome decision. My seven-year old cousin likes to put on oversized novelty sunglasses and we all think that’s the cutest thing in the world. Then again, novelty sunglasses aren’t permanent giant horse teeth, so maybe it’s not quite as cute.