Hilary Duff, by Hollywood standards, seems fairly normal. She looks like the sort of girl who’d marry the star pitcher in high school, have three kids, and settle down into obscurity. But her teeth. You could screen a movie on those things. An IMAX movie. A word of advice for future boyfriends – they don’t call her “the scraper” because she cleans ice off your car in the morning.
UPDATE: This may be Haylie Duff. But my big teeth argument holds.