Hilary Duff embarrasses herself

July 13th, 2007 // 202 Comments

Hilary Duff lip-synched her way through So You Think You Can Dance yesterday, which was a terrible idea because she can’t actually dance. She basically shuffles around on stage for three minutes while waving her arms a bit. You’d get better dancing from a toaster oven. She’s more qualified to be on Jeopardy than to be on So You Think You Can Dance.

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  1. Anne

    No bellybutton? This confirms my theory that Hilary Duff isn’t a real person, but a Terminator-esque robot run by Disney to ruin everyone’s life.

  2. C

    You young boys need to pay closer attention. The intent was to show sex appeal and it worked. She has matured and showed it during the performance. It was HOT. Guess your still longing for the young Britney pop syncronized swimming bullshit.

  3. Ferocious_Imbecile

    Holy cow, some things never change. And Hollywood continues to suck in exactly the same way that it has since 1930 or so…

  4. carol

    BORING

    and why is she dressed like that?

    well, she cant dance and she cant sing. wheres the news?

  5. LOL

    HILARY DUFF LIP SYNCHS EVERY SINGLE PERFORMANCE SINCE HER DEBUT!
    SHE’S WORSE THAN ASHLEE SIMPSON, TOO BAD SHE HASN’T BEEN CAUGHT ON NATIONAL TV YET.
    SHE EVEN LIP SYNCHS ‘SO YESTERDAY,’ THE BIGGEST MONOTONE SONG IN HISTORY!

  6. LOL

    HILARY DUFF LIP SYNCHS EVERY SINGLE PERFORMANCE SINCE HER DEBUT!
    SHE’S WORSE THAN ASHLEE SIMPSON, TOO BAD SHE HASN’T BEEN CAUGHT ON NATIONAL TV YET.
    SHE EVEN LIP SYNCHS ‘SO YESTERDAY,’ THE BIGGEST MONOTONE SONG IN HISTORY!

  7. LOL

    HILARY DUFF LIP SYNCHS EVERY SINGLE PERFORMANCE SINCE HER DEBUT!
    SHE’S WORSE THAN ASHLEE SIMPSON, TOO BAD SHE HASN’T BEEN CAUGHT ON NATIONAL TV YET.
    SHE EVEN LIP SYNCHS ‘SO YESTERDAY,’ THE BIGGEST MONOTONE SONG IN HISTORY!

  8. LOL

    HILARY DUFF LIP SYNCHS EVERY SINGLE PERFORMANCE SINCE HER DEBUT!
    SHE’S WORSE THAN ASHLEE SIMPSON, TOO BAD SHE HASN’T BEEN CAUGHT ON NATIONAL TV YET.
    SHE EVEN LIP SYNCHS ‘SO YESTERDAY,’ THE BIGGEST MONOTONE SONG IN HISTORY!

  9. LOL

    HILARY DUFF LIP SYNCHS EVERY SINGLE PERFORMANCE SINCE HER DEBUT!
    SHE’S WORSE THAN ASHLEE SIMPSON, TOO BAD SHE HASN’T BEEN CAUGHT ON NATIONAL TV YET.
    SHE EVEN LIP SYNCHS ‘SO YESTERDAY,’ THE BIGGEST MONOTONE SONG IN HISTORY!

  10. LOL

    HILARY DUFF LIP SYNCHS EVERY SINGLE PERFORMANCE SINCE HER DEBUT!
    SHE’S WORSE THAN ASHLEE SIMPSON, TOO BAD SHE HASN’T BEEN CAUGHT ON NATIONAL TV YET.
    SHE EVEN LIP SYNCHS ‘SO YESTERDAY,’ THE BIGGEST MONOTONE SONG IN HISTORY!

  11. LOL

    HILARY DUFF LIP SYNCHS EVERY SINGLE PERFORMANCE SINCE HER DEBUT!
    SHE’S WORSE THAN ASHLEE SIMPSON, TOO BAD SHE HASN’T BEEN CAUGHT ON NATIONAL TV YET.
    SHE EVEN LIP SYNCHS ‘SO YESTERDAY,’ THE BIGGEST MONOTONE SONG IN HISTORY!

  12. LOL

    HILARY DUFF LIP SYNCHS EVERY SINGLE PERFORMANCE SINCE HER DEBUT!
    SHE’S WORSE THAN ASHLEE SIMPSON, TOO BAD SHE HASN’T BEEN CAUGHT ON NATIONAL TV YET.
    SHE EVEN LIP SYNCHS ‘SO YESTERDAY,’ THE BIGGEST MONOTONE SONG IN HISTORY!

  13. LOL

    HILARY DUFF LIP SYNCHS EVERY SINGLE PERFORMANCE SINCE HER DEBUT!
    SHE’S WORSE THAN ASHLEE SIMPSON, TOO BAD SHE HASN’T BEEN CAUGHT ON NATIONAL TV YET.
    SHE EVEN LIP SYNCHS ‘SO YESTERDAY,’ THE BIGGEST MONOTONE SONG IN HISTORY!

  14. Actually, belly-dancing is very difficult. You need to really train your abs to do some of the moves that Duff did. I’m not a huge Duff fan, but any celebrity that can put on clothes correctly in the morning and maintain a flat stomach nowadays, is a success in my book.

  15. That was just anti climatic is mothing else excuse my spelling. No one normal sounds like that there is no breath or harsh entrances so it does seem lip synced but I can’t tell. I just want to say… WHAT THE HELL IS SHE WEARING

  16. blah, blah, blah

    Bless her heart!

  17. Emily

    Haha i like how she acts all puffed at the end, from all that strenuous dancing and moving her mouth at the same time!

  18. Cristina

    U embarrassed yorself more witn this article and as I see you are makong a perfect job with the other articles too,you’re sooooo stupidly funny,IIII like it!

  19. kijac

    lol she look like a genie.
    now where my three wishes~*~~*~*!*~

  20. kijac

    lol she look like a genie.
    now where my three wishes~*~~*~*!*~

  21. Kid_Death

    …Okay, I was expecting her to actually embarrass herself. Way to go, thesuperficial.com–there’s nothing like false advertising (but don’t come crying to us when your soul melts into the lowest levels of hell just a few years from now)! Hooray! Pointless posts! Yay!

    Truth is, if this mofo author (or yours truly) actually worked, we’d be far lazier than Hillary Duff here. Footage would probably surface where we’re utilizing saw-dust as toilet-paper. And of course you wouldn’t care when the footage of MY demise showed up. But when this author’s death did you would be like, “Oh, yeah–that guy. Man, what a trooper. He was almost even an actual human with actual feelings. …Hmm, I’m bored. Come on, internet–show me nip-slips!”

  22. You’re right (Superficial), she doesn’t even move at all!
    the worst part is wearing that outfit, a pale imitation of Britney’s green outfit @ the MTV awards, but she doesn’t have curves… sad, very sad.

    Another thing to pay attention is the fact that the camera is always away, not many close ups… very suspicious…
    Probably they were expecting mistakes and so…
    probably she didn’t even rehearse the song…
    .. better say… hopefully!. :O(

  23. Shatteredshards

    38, you’re right. I didn’t notice the nods last night when I watched it on TV, but watching this clip carefully you do see a quick nod in that little dance part so they can turn the mic on for the “Hello So You Think You Can Dance!”

    114, yes, it is difficult to do properly and there is a lot of ab-training, as you put it. But for the little bit of actual bellydancing moves she was doing, they looked more like hip movement combined with weight being shifted from one leg to another (you can see her heels lifting up in time with the hip movements) rather than ab movement.

  24. bah!

    Well, I consulted my horses and they all say they can do a better job of everything HD did on that show, AND they will not charge for blowjobs like she does. Whew, thank god that matter is settled.

    I think mostly Hillary needs to work on her problem of having both arms and legs. If she lost a couple of those we could at least make fun of her for something worthwhile besides her dancing and lip synching skills.

  25. iheartpandas

    MY GOD that was excruciating. by the title of the post, i thought she had finally gotten caught lip-syncing! too bad it wasnt, but itll come all in due time. i mean, it happened to ashlee simpson! i just PRAY that this girl gets caught! and oh yeah, shes NOT cute. WTH was going on?!

  26. so what is actually wrong with that??
    she seems to do nothing wrong , .
    i was expecting something EMBARrASSING, ok??
    such false statements..

  27. wayouttatune

    That is nothing important. She is lip-synching and I’m sure no one cares. She’s getting a lot of PR for a big piece of nothing. Shame on us for giving her time.

  28. WTF!!! she´s a shakira wannabe!!!!!

  29. cavawho

    People, I don’t think she was so bad..

  30. Nicole

    she is a total nobody now i wish she never tried SO hard to be someone she’s not.
    it will never ever work…
    she was so much better off like only a few years ago.

    she sucks!!

  31. Sophie

    in fact, she can’t dance…but she eat again ! I mean, it isn’t so bad to move like this when you have been an anorexic, is it ??
    whatever, I think she was better a fews years ago !

  32. jessy

    ppl she is not lip-synching and all of the people that wrote all those mean things u guyz are all hating on her because ur life sucks and u have nothing else to do.

  33. jw

    you know, i typically hate hilary duff, but that really wasn’t that bad. i mean, she’s definitely not singing, and she’s not a dancer, but the performance was just okay. it didn’t totally suck. i was expecting her to dance really horribly, but she didn’t. she can move okay, she just didn’t do anything too difficult.

    on another note though, she’s starting to bear a striking resemblance to J-Lo. even the way that she was moving her hands and the looks that she was giving…it took me a chorus to figure out who she reminded me of…weird!

  34. bitch getting paaaaid! nuff said.

  35. Russ

    trent liked it.

  36. emily

    maybe we all should start dressing like gypsys on crack to cure our post being-dumped-for-a-12-year-old-girl blues. if normal people actually got dumped for 12 year old girls, that is.

  37. spect8r

    Well I think she’s hot. She’s not Lip-synching. Well I guess I’m still a dirty old man.

    I got food poisen today. I don’t know when I’ll use it.

  38. ToTellTheTruth

    This is just ANOTHER no actual talent having bitch that just flits around from movies,to plays,to singing,to cartoons,to commercials,to whatever she can flip flop to, to AVOID having to go out and get an ACTUAL REAL JOB. I’m SO SICK of this bitch and I wish she’d just fucking go die already.

  39. Peter Keegan

    She looks so not bothered…. like she can move her hips all right…but if you’re not going to do it right don’t bloody do it at all…

  40. MK The Interlectual

    FIRST!

  41. Ariana Mason

    FYI, all the performers had to lip sync.. they made them. Hilary is a wonderful singer and actress, AND dancer.. if you think otherwise your just jelous.

  42. HeavenScent

    What was that?! Why is H Duff acting like some I dream of Jeanie dancer in a coma? At least she’s not carrying the Madden spawn *weeps*

  43. cat

    139 – I agree… too mani talentless bitches are taking the scene just because they have the money to buy the place on it…

  44. cat

    correction:
    139 – I agree… too many talentless bitches are taking the scene just because they have the money to buy the place on it…

  45. Alex♥ 'sYou!

    #30 and #35
    god im laughin so fuckin hard!!!!!
    she sucks ass!

  46. she dancez like
    shez fuckin 80??

    her dancerz show
    her up and her
    head iz made of
    horze??????

  47. she is singing live coz u can hear her breath…

  48. adel

    e performance sucks. no energy. my dog can do better.

  49. nicole adriana

    wateva you all suck. hilary duff is raw.so what everybody lips sings once and a while.and some people just cant dance.you all are the type of people who talk,talk,talk and theres no action yall the bi*ches.screw you

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