Hilary Duff Condom Fake

20050207duff.jpgThese images have been making their way around the internet so I felt maybe I should point out that they’re fake. Like I said before, I’m only interested in fakes that put penises on celebrities’ noses. Otherwise, just forget about it. And I know some people must get off on the idea of Hilary Duff owning a condom, but that’s just sad. She’s underage and she’s a giant rectangle. And nobody wants to have sex with an underaged rectangle. Except for me. But that’s because I’m a real sick bastard.

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