Hilary Duff, who I forgot even existed, just released her new video on MySpace and surprise! She’s trying to shed her Disney image by being the sexy bad girl. Originality strikes again, folks. While I give Hilary points for humping a lawn statute (No joke.), how many times am I going to see a former child-star caressing her pushed-up breasts to sell CDs? The answer: Not enough.
NOTE: Jamie Lynn Spears, do NOT do a sexy bad girl video in a few years while you’re pregnant with your third (or possibly fifth) child. I know the idea sounds great on paper/the KFC napkin you doodled on with a drumstick, but it’s not. That said, should you and Casey Alridge miraculously figure out how a condom or birth control pills work (mouth not the ear), then by all means, PROCEED.
CONDOM MAN APPROVES OF THIS HO
necropolis go back to the yard and listen good music, when u have finish go back too!
If anyone has ever heard of Depeche Mode’s “Personal Jesus,” isn’t this song like… a COMPLETE rip-off? Except, you know… horrible. No one (especially not Hilary Duff) should butcher Depeche Mode like this!
Are you serious.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
What the fuck. Leave my Depeche alone, you bimbo cunt.
if you put the sound on mute,
ignore her mega regrowth
and forget the fact that she was once lizzie mcguire..
then she looks hot.
She should just cut to the chase and star in the latest installment of Black up your Ass, we could all have a good 5 minutes rubbing one out, and that would be that for the career of Hillary Duff!
A lot of people have said this already: she REALLY can’t pull off sexy. She’s a pretty girl with a decent body and they hired a kick-ass makeup artist for this video but still…it just doesn’t work for her. All the shots of her whispering in that guy’s ear are sexy for a split second until the whole scene registers and you realize there’s something lacking.
Britney Spears could never sing especially well but there’s always been something enticing about the WAY she sings. Hillary Duff is the same mediocre talent minus the inexplicable sexiness. Oh and it helps that Britney can dance like virtually no one else in her genre, make THAT sexy, and THEN shoot the sexiest provocative-stare shots ever known to man. So Hillary’s actually lacking on three counts. It’s just not happening for her.
Why, Depeche Mode? WHHHYYYYYY?
Although I would reach out and touch Hillary. ;)
Who knew slutty was so hard to pull off? New respect for Aguleria.
Who knew slutty was so hard to pull off? New respect for Aguleria.
noticeably uncomfortable. creepily unsexy. seriously, has she ever gotten laid? i can hardly watch this. it’s so jon-benet ramsey.
@largelygay
Amen to that.
The song takes from “Personal Jesus” AND “Tainted Love” (listen to the beat during the verses). As far as I know, the only thing these songs have in common is that they were covered by Marilyn Manson.
Er… Hilary Duff and Marilyn Manson?
There should be a law against douchebags covering Depeche Mode songs….seriously, thanks for ruining a perfectly ok song. This is garbage.
This song is way better http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocwWUHDSHXg
Murder and pop, that’s what the industry needs.
She looks awkward and uncomfortable. The slower, more subtle stuff like looking up at the camera worked alright for me, it’s just the strained facial expressions and the humpy gyrating stuff that looks unnatural. Eyes, smile and charm seem to be her strong points, not pretending to be crazy out of control horny.
She looks like, “Is this sexy? It’s sexy, right?”.
Song is hokey and desperate, too. She should probably stick to stuff she’s more comfortable with.
Wondering if a few million of her albums were sold on her popularity/image.
@83 – Lala, I’m sorry I hurt you the way I did. I often mishear lyrics.
@107 – I like the looking up at the camera and smiling. She does that anyway, though. It works on different levels.
Oh. Good. Lord. Depeche Mode :( :( :(
That was 3 minutes and 41 seconds of awful….
And is it just me or does Hilary Duff look like Heidi Montag @ some angles?
Maybe I missed it, but does no one remember the cover that Johnny cash did of Personal Jesus? He did it pretty well, and I’ve heard the Manson and Depeche Mode versions as well. Just putting it out there…
Honestly… she’s hot. Young and sexy and hot.