Hilary Duff, who I forgot even existed, just released her new video on MySpace and surprise! She’s trying to shed her Disney image by being the sexy bad girl. Originality strikes again, folks. While I give Hilary points for humping a lawn statute (No joke.), how many times am I going to see a former child-star caressing her pushed-up breasts to sell CDs? The answer: Not enough.
NOTE: Jamie Lynn Spears, do NOT do a sexy bad girl video in a few years while you’re pregnant with your third (or possibly fifth) child. I know the idea sounds great on paper/the KFC napkin you doodled on with a drumstick, but it’s not. That said, should you and Casey Alridge miraculously figure out how a condom or birth control pills work (mouth not the ear), then by all means, PROCEED.
mimi | October 30, 2008 at 10:54 am
FISH is an ASSHOLE!
Cliff Clavin | October 30, 2008 at 10:54 am
Stuff the Duff
mike | October 30, 2008 at 10:55 am
Me and my goat are first again BITCHES!!! SUCK IT!!!!
mimi | October 30, 2008 at 10:55 am
AMY is a BITCH!
Cliff Clavin | October 30, 2008 at 10:56 am
Mimi is a bigger Asshole!
Sport | October 30, 2008 at 10:57 am
Trampiness sells.
Thanks Brittney.
Jimbo | October 30, 2008 at 10:57 am
@1 And you are what comes out !!
mimi | October 30, 2008 at 10:57 am
LAME to scream FIRST when you aren’t.
GO BRITNEY!
Kim | October 30, 2008 at 10:58 am
I kind of used to like the original song, until she butchered it!
MIMI | October 30, 2008 at 10:58 am
JIMBO YOU are an elephant dick!
OJ's Mom | October 30, 2008 at 10:58 am
How the hell can Duff have a “Best Of” album??? The few things she has done all ate shit on a stick.
“Best Of” colelctions are for actual musicians, not contrived Disney bullshit singers.
Someone should punch this cunt in the throat.
SATAN | October 30, 2008 at 10:59 am
this chick is the least sexy popstar in the entire world
where’s samantha mumba, i’d totally fuck her
Cliff Clavin | October 30, 2008 at 11:00 am
He could have typed faster if he took his hand out of his goat’s ass!
bob | October 30, 2008 at 11:00 am
I remember her . a sexy girl!!!!!!!! Several days ago, I saw her sexy photos and videos on a sports community ==mysportsdate.com== it’s the real place where hot cougars and milfs hang out with sexy young men!! My friends told me so, gonna check it out!!
mimi | October 30, 2008 at 11:00 am
Cliff… find one and jump!
SATAN | October 30, 2008 at 11:01 am
there is nothing sext about hilary duff. nothing.
bring back samantha mumba and her sleek black/irish body with the cans
Gerald_Tarrant | October 30, 2008 at 11:03 am
She’s still just a bubblegum pop star. The cutesy Disney tweener music is the same. To change her image she needs to let me film a sex tape with her and I and then have it “stolen”. Ripping off Personal Jesus from Depeche Mode isn’t the way.
Jimbo | October 30, 2008 at 11:03 am
mimi. Thank you.
meee | October 30, 2008 at 11:06 am
come on…grammar…it’s “you’re pregnant” not “your”.
Cliff Clavin | October 30, 2008 at 11:07 am
I will as long as I can land on your lard ass.
dragon43078 | October 30, 2008 at 11:07 am
Poor girl. I was waiting for her to start singing “womanizer”. She is trying to copy Brittney. She could have found a better role model in the garbage.
Pete Ofile | October 30, 2008 at 11:09 am
I’d take my huge veiny cock and stuff it deep inside her tight little legal asshole, and slam her skull into the headboard a few dozen times, get her all bewildered and dizzy, then pull out and unleash about 15 streams of hot semen tainted with her shit all over her face and mouth…now suck on it bitch, that’s right, taste your shit on my cock…..
easymilt | October 30, 2008 at 11:11 am
Aw. Lame Hillary Duff, Jamelia did it two years before you! AND BETTER!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnxQDrdIV2Q
Sarah Palin's Boy Toy | October 30, 2008 at 11:11 am
Got woman issues? Pete.
Jibbly Biggins | October 30, 2008 at 11:12 am
Sorry. Marilyn Manson did it better!
This is just hyped up pop music that tries not to push too hard.
ToTellTheTruth | October 30, 2008 at 11:15 am
Is this bitch serious? I get SO TIRED of motherfuckers singing OTHER people’s songs like THEY wrote it…..
spamfighter | October 30, 2008 at 11:19 am
great. Rwach out and touch faith. I have my own personal jesus right here.
Ed | October 30, 2008 at 11:22 am
If I were a member of Depeche Mode, I would kill myself just so I could be spinning in my grave over this abomination!
LargelyGay | October 30, 2008 at 11:24 am
I’d rather touch the guys from Depeche Mode.
Deacon Jones | October 30, 2008 at 11:29 am
This sigreat, she looks very fuckable. I ahd to pause it a couple times when she was sucking on the thumb with the whore lipstick on.
What’s funny about this video is the fact that this does more to make 15, 16 yr old girls into raging tramps than anything else does, as much as all the Republicans decry all the other shit.
Keep it up Hillary!
pelps | October 30, 2008 at 11:30 am
Hilary Duff used to be good; and all my friends on ” Matchrich. com ” loved her!! so, what happened to her? don’t think she’s copying-others kinda of star! so, wake up from this nighmare!! and surprise us with real you!!
Peeps | October 30, 2008 at 11:33 am
She looks like a trannie in half those shots.
BunnyButt | October 30, 2008 at 11:33 am
Looks like a suburban soccer mom playing dress up.
norton | October 30, 2008 at 11:33 am
Apparently when you hit 21 you cross the line from wholesome to whore?
Some Guy | October 30, 2008 at 11:38 am
If she really wants to distance herself from her child star image, she should do a porno. She can use Depeche Mode music for the film and I’d be totally cool with it. I don’t think I care what she does until then.
De | October 30, 2008 at 11:39 am
Funny… it kind of sounds like Marilyn Mansons cover of “Personal Jesus”..
I’m just sayin…
Linnea | October 30, 2008 at 11:59 am
Great stylist, makeup artist, director, artistic director, set designer, cinematographer, and probably a lot of other things I don’t know the names of.
But that voice… that voice was atrocious.
bar room hero | October 30, 2008 at 12:00 pm
She needs to go away, and take that ‘mullet-spawn’ with her.
Tho, I would still ‘ Duff ‘ her, probably…
Lexoka | October 30, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Wow, take Personal Jesus, remove the talent, add a sorta-hot blonde trying too hard, and that’s what you get.
Rough Daddy | October 30, 2008 at 12:05 pm
And the or in of can table
Sarah Palin's Boy Toy | October 30, 2008 at 12:09 pm
#40 – ? ? ?
Malorie | October 30, 2008 at 12:10 pm
that physically hurt me.
mamadough | October 30, 2008 at 12:11 pm
why the hell are her eyes always puffy? she needs to quit taking money shots in the face. show her how it’s done mimi!
Ahof | October 30, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Nice try. She really can’t pull off sexy. Not only is she trying too hard, but it’s kind of sad that EVERYONE seems to eventually lower themselves to this level. Had our world gotten to the place where the only thing that people want to see are complete sluts? Pathetic.
Rough Daddy | October 30, 2008 at 12:16 pm
wat sarah pallins boy toy? you cann’t undersand english. not my falt that you are moron and can”t get real man like,,,,,,, me
Tom | October 30, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Auto-tune, pitch shifter, cover song.
Completely uncreative.
Kaila | October 30, 2008 at 12:19 pm
You all need to quit hatin! You know she looks good and the song isn’t any worse than the other crap on the radio right now. I think it’s sad that she felt like she had to do a video like this, but you can thank America for that. Get over it.. you ALL know that if you saw her on the street looking like that you would look again- she’s beautiful.
Sgt. C. Foxtrot | October 30, 2008 at 12:21 pm
@44 What’s wrong with an easy lay with no strings attached? Nuthin’.
mamadough | October 30, 2008 at 12:23 pm
@47, when you finally get your period for the first time, try not to bleed out onto your unicorn pillow. and quit trying to squeeze so hard to get that fart out, it’s called bloating and is part of the natural process.
Sarah Palin's Boy Toy | October 30, 2008 at 12:24 pm
I sea u poynt u make. Wee are produk of Amercan educashon sistem. Obama fix thatt. He libirel and promus he mayded.