Hilary Duff’s Child Will Not Go Hungry And Other News

April 10th, 2012 // 46 Comments

- So here’s James Franco doing Selena Gomez. [Dlisted]

- If You Like Tattoos (and women) Get In Here [theCHIVE]

- I, too, wonder how Tom Cruise is so good at never being photographed unless he wants to be and then I remember it’s possible for one man to have sex with another man’s butt. [Lainey Gossip]

- Make A Rainbow By Blasting Stuff With A Shotgun [BuzzFeed]

- Kate Upton will endorse anything. [IDLIYTW]

- Miranda Kerr Keeps In Shwingtastic Shape, Part XXVI [Popoholic]

- Taylor Lautner and Justin Bieber drive the same car?! Oh noes now we’ll never know who the prettiest princess in all the lands is! [TooFab]

- Xenia Deli suddenly makes me want to make horrible salami jokes. And hungry. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Coal Will Say Anything [Heavy]

- Jessica Simpson is ripping off Christian Louboutin. [Celebslam]

- And goddamn you for not, Tila Tequila. [Starpulse]

- Collecting workman’s comp? Don’t be a film extra. [FilmDrunk]

- MLB’s Hottest Fanbases [Bleacher Report]

- Phoebe Price and Lindsay Lohan apparently have the same freckle-nipples. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Explain to me how a woman offering Alec Baldwin sex in exchange for money is deemed a stalker while his fiance is not. [HuffPost Celebrity]

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  1. Cock Dr

    I hope the Duffster is careful not to drown the new little hockey player.
    Now get on the treadmill and don’t stop until the sun goes down.

  2. Hilary Duff Huge Lactating Breasts Yoga Pants
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    She is the perfect wife: She can keep you warm in the winter and provide you shade in the summer.

  3. absinthe

    Now that’s what a post-baby body looks like. This just convinces me more that Beyonce was never pregnant.

  4. Colostomy Bag

    ‘I am truly the walrus, if not the eggwoman.’

  5. Bobert

    I love this site except when it comes to comments on pregnant women. Then you are such dicks. I may need a new home page that has some common sense towards Mom’s to be.

  6. elephantman

    Another Jessica Simpson

  7. Hilary Duff Huge Lactating Breasts Yoga Pants
    Hugh Johnson
    Commented on this photo:

    Lookit dem tittaes! Just lookit dem! Tittaes the size ‘o yer head!

  8. You people are all crazy. If she loses some belly and keeps 2/3 the titty I might not have to surf the web for porn for five years.

  9. Hilary Duff Huge Lactating Breasts Yoga Pants
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    aww man give the poor girl a break she just gave birth

  10. Hilary Duff Huge Lactating Breasts Yoga Pants
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    She looks yummy, I wanna massage her poor aching feet…..

  11. vandinz

    Mother of God. Can I have a go of them tig of bitties?

  12. Schmidtler

    10,000 separate criminal offenses defined under federal law, and not ONE of them prohibits the sale of yoga pants that size!

  13. Cari

    She would look so much better in a normal T-shirt and yoga pants. Leggings are almost never flattering.

  14. just say'n

    Is that really Duff or did Fish post the wrong picture?

  15. El Jefe

    Now I understand why she bought a G Wagen. It all makes sense now. It is like she knew she would blow up to be the size of a house.

  16. SFRowGuy

    Hilary, feed the brat a Moon Pie, that usually shuts them up. … I mean ‘little darling’…

  17. Jerk Off Yoga

    I’ll never masturbate even to her younger pictures again! There, are you happy?!

  18. Hilary Duff Huge Lactating Breasts Yoga Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    Underneath all that milk you will see her implants…http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/9393/hilxp0.th.png

  19. Mumps

    If you continue to use the word “Shwingtastic,” like that Popoholic retard, I may have to stop visiting this site. Don’t even quote it, Fish/Photo Boy. Seriously.

  20. Ana

    I think her boobs are bigger than her head!

  21. Her and Jessica Simpson need to do topless comparison pictures and see who’s are bigger.

  22. Robert

    The Rainbow Shotgun video is down; you can find a copy of it at keepbusy.net/play.php?id=girl-makes-rainbow-with-shotgun

  23. Jaegermeistress

    My biological has been ticking hardcore for the past several years, but this photo ::shudder:: single-handedly made me put my local abortion provider on Speed Dial.

  24. Jessic

    She still looks hot, I would do her!

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    Bobby Light
    Commented on this photo:

    I have a bulge in my pants the exact same size of her tits now

  26. Hilary Duff Huge Lactating Breasts Yoga Pants
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    Holy Cow! Look at the Moose Knuckle on her. That ‘gina is gonna be ruined after squeezing Jr. out.
    After she gives birth and she had better wear panties when in a skirt or dress.
    If not it is going to sound like a distant foghorn when the wind blows between her legs.

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    Dorf On Golf
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy Crapahula! That’s quite the set of Lizzie McGuires.

  28. sheewho

    dem tities could feed many of the children in the thrid world. In fact she should whip her breasts out and let them get sucking now.

  29. Hilary Duff Huge Lactating Breasts Yoga Pants
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    seems like this little mouse became a fat cat

  30. Hilary Duff Huge Lactating Breasts Yoga Pants
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    I don’t really consider that attractive…………

  31. Hilary Duff Huge Lactating Breasts Yoga Pants
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    Anyone notice the hummer she’s getting out of?

  32. Hilary Duff Huge Lactating Breasts Yoga Pants
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    thats not a hummer thats mercedes G class

  33. Hilary Duff Huge Lactating Breasts Yoga Pants
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    If I ever wanted Hilary to pose nude it would be now. Fantastic…

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