Hilary Duff’s Child Will Not Go Hungry And Other News

- So here’s James Franco doing Selena Gomez. [Dlisted]

- If You Like Tattoos (and women) Get In Here [theCHIVE]

- I, too, wonder how Tom Cruise is so good at never being photographed unless he wants to be and then I remember it’s possible for one man to have sex with another man’s butt. [Lainey Gossip]

- Make A Rainbow By Blasting Stuff With A Shotgun [BuzzFeed]

- Kate Upton will endorse anything. [IDLIYTW]

- Miranda Kerr Keeps In Shwingtastic Shape, Part XXVI [Popoholic]

- Taylor Lautner and Justin Bieber drive the same car?! Oh noes now we’ll never know who the prettiest princess in all the lands is! [TooFab]

- Xenia Deli suddenly makes me want to make horrible salami jokes. And hungry. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Coal Will Say Anything [Heavy]

- Jessica Simpson is ripping off Christian Louboutin. [Celebslam]

- And goddamn you for not, Tila Tequila. [Starpulse]

- Collecting workman’s comp? Don’t be a film extra. [FilmDrunk]

- MLB’s Hottest Fanbases [Bleacher Report]

- Phoebe Price and Lindsay Lohan apparently have the same freckle-nipples. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Explain to me how a woman offering Alec Baldwin sex in exchange for money is deemed a stalker while his fiance is not. [HuffPost Celebrity]

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