Hilary Duff Might Be A Scientologist

May 8th, 2014 // 14 Comments
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Above is Hilary Duff letting Danny Masterson‘s sister Alanna grab her boob (“Ew, no! That’s where the alien ghosts live!” – John Travolta, somewhere.) while sporting a temporary moon tattoo on her arm that, according to Radar, apparently means something in Scientology, but somehow not my guess of Tom Cruise‘s penis loves the moon’s man-butt. Or TCLTMMB which doesn’t really roll off the tongue like TCLTC, so forget I said that. Anyway, Hilary Duff has commented on the tattoo, but I don’t know if I’d call this a denial:

My favorite moon is out tonight which is what arm tattoo actually stands for in case anyone was confused …

In fairness, here’s a recent photo of Hilary Duff having a vagina, yet not being locked in the engine room of a slave ship which goes against almost everything Scientology stands for. Then again, we are talking about a powerful religion with the psychic ability to control the minds of others, so who’s to say anything we’re seeing at any moment is real? *jabs Photo Boy with a stick* Ha! You call that blood, space wizards? Nice try.

Photos: Instagram

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  1. Please not her!!! Scientology makes people crazy

    • Polk

      Almost as crazy as Christianity makes people.

      • Every religion make people crazy, I’ll give you that but sorry if I don’t take specially serious a religion created by science fiction writer, nothing personal there, if tomorrow George Lucas and Steven Spielberg create The Star Wars’ Church I want take them seriously either :)

  2. Does she have a vagina in that photo, Fish? Does she? I’ve heard stories about vagina, It walks here and there, they say. Dressed as an old man in white…Wait a minute. That’s Saruman. I always get those two confused.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I like this side of the Duffster. Give her another of whatever is in that glass.

  4. malaka

    does anyone else ever wonder what if the only way to neutralize the ridiculous amount of power main stream religions have, is to prop up innumerable, way over the top stupid religions like this one??

  5. Riiight… just like all those Chinese tattoos don’t say “General Tso chicken with steamed rice”.

  6. TCLTMMB implies that TC is a top, which is not true. JT is the top and TC is the bottom according to the copyrighted Co$ $criptures.

  7. Oh yeah, this is phase 2, after your personality test. It’s called, “the milking of your bad Thetans.”

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    Dimitrios V.
    Commented on this photo:

    Closeted lesbians?

  9. anonym

    she’s cute, but still a square.

  10. anon

    This explaines alot about her wanting to seperate from Comrie.

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