Hilary Duff Rejected By Seven Men
Seven men, who I can categorically say are not Mike Redmond, failed to land a probably-wouldn’t-have-happened-anyway bullshit PR date with Hilary Duff on some Australian radio show. It was an anonymous call-in dating game and basically, as soon as she said she was a single mom, they all slowly reached for the End Call button and shot a glance at their PS4s as if to say “I’ll never leave you, baby, shh, shh, I’m right here.” Via Daily Mail:
‘I have a good job, I like to cook, I like to drink wine, and I like dogs more than humans,’ she added.
She lost the first bachelor when she was asked about what she looks for in a man, and said ‘someone that can make me laugh, has a good personality. I like funny banter.’
Revealing ‘I’m a single mum,’ cost her another two callers.
Of the five remaining men, another two dropped off the line when Hilary said ‘If they didn’t have a career yet, I’d be OK with it- but I’d hope they were working toward something.
Had she said “I could crush your skull into powder with a gentle squeeze of my thighs,” or “First one of you to find my stalker blogger who also happens to constantly shit-talk sports worship and kill him gets a blowjob,” I think the phone lines at that radio station would have melted.
Side Note: Fish, you make me do all the heavy lifting on a Friday and you get a sign on your back, bitch.