Hilary Duff is Pregnant

August 15th, 2011 // 32 Comments

“Honey! He’s lighting shit on fire with his eyes again…”

Normally when I write “So and So is Pregnant” in a headline, it’s followed by almost serial killer-esque details that turn out to be way off because I don’t understand water retention on account of blood not sloughing out of me every four weeks. This isn’t one of those times. Via HuffPost:

In a special first anniversary post, Duff, 23, wrote how she can’t believe how fast time has flown by with Comrie, who plays ice hockey for the Pittsburgh Penguins, and added the happy news.
“We also want to share the exciting news that… BABY MAKES THREE!!! We are extremely happy and ready to start this new chapter of our lives,” she wrote.

I’m sure a lot of you (who slough) are wondering how Hilary Duff managed to get pregnant exactly in time for her first wedding anniversary, but there’s a very simple trick to it. And if you’re thinking, “Oh, great, he’s going to link to that time she blew her fiance right after he proposed again,” how dare you?For being right.

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  1. Star Droppings

    Did the bicycle seat get her pregnant?

  2. Cock Dr

    She’ll need to get some looser pants now.

  3. She should have caged the dog BEDORE the dirty deed occured.

  4. ZigZagZoey

    Uh, what is she doing? A remake of Wizard of Oz? Or is she gonna name her kid Toto?

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    Seat Filler
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    I hope she wasn’t planning to use that as a baby carrier!

  6. Considering Hillary is 23 and still has her ‘baby fat’, she’s never gonna lose that baby weight.

  7. Richard McBeef

    With the new NFL contract in place, Hillary can take up to 3 months maternity leave and keep her job as an All-Pro linebacker.

  8. Vivian

    One gives birth (Alba) another one gets pregnant, wonderful circle of life.

  9. sandeee

    she looks like she has a fat fanny

  10. Love the official Dale Earnhardt Hahns device for canines. I didnt know you could buy those outside the South.

  11. Mandy

    Wow, she seems so young – but I guess she’s not!
    On a side note, that has to be the least safe way to transport a dog.

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    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t realize they started selling the vibrating bicycle seats already

  13. shonzie

    The wicked witch has got Toto! Stop her!

  14. Dez

    The questionable marriage on the whole is what makes this whole thing disturbing. Billionaire-heir, would-be athlete, furniture imports that are not really imported, criminal charges and suspicions, infidelity on a professional level. I don’t know where to begin. Unfortunately, this relationship has apparently not been liked since it started and the reasons seem increasingly obvious, but there would be benefits to Hilary for being involved with this guy and she has proven not to be a bright mind in her life. So, what can anyone do? Watch this sicko show play out? Seriously.

  15. Venom

    Ahh, the gold digging trifecta is almost complete.
    Married the almost billionaire, pregnant with a little golden ticket and eventually divorce the possibly billionaire by then and take him for huge amounts of money and property.

    Congratulations Duffster, you may not have been the hottest Disney chick, but you are certainly the smartest.

  16. The Everlasting Know-it-all

    I’d still hit it.

  17. Linzie

    duff is up the duff…

  18. Doc Schweinstrudel

    I thought pregnant women are not allowed to ride bikes???

  19. kimmykimkim

    Poor thing. Being Hilary Duff is bad enough but a pregnant Hilary Duff? That’s a double whammy.

  20. blemish

    Does it hurt when a girl rides a bike?

  21. Jennifer

    Why is Fish showing us pictures of Samantha Ronson’s sister?

  22. somethingoriginal

    Anyone have her address? I’m having “my mom should have swallowed me” shirts ordered in sizes 00000 to XXL in three different colours – sapphire blue, fuschia pink and cum stain off-white. A lifetime of happiness to you all.

  23. somethingoriginal

    Also no “Hilary Duff is up the duff” comments? For shame!

  24. Blech

    Five minutes later, Hilary’s flip-flop slides off, she loses her balance while realizing that this has occurred, and she, the dog, the fetus, and the bike crash into a tree.

    What is wrong with cyclists lately and their making the stupidest fucking choices regarding footwear?

  25. Hilary Duff Pregnant
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    I can’t help but think of the “Wizard of Oz” looking at these pics…

  26. Hilary Duff Pregnant
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    I love her she is so radiant!!

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