The ‘Hilary Duff’ Fappening Pics Are A Sick, Twisted Mind Game. I Have Feelings, Dammit!

September 5th, 2014 // 28 Comments
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UPDATE: Here’s the official denial and legal threats, in case it wasn’t blatantly obvious the pics are fake.

So several of you have written in to alert me about new The Fappening (NSFW) pics that are supposedly of Hilary Duff which is weird because it’s not like I’m obsessed with her or anything. Obsessed with her so hard. Anyway, these quote-unquote “leaked pics” are sketchy as fuck because they’re entirely vagina shots and could literally be anyone. Except for Jessie Nizewitz. Jessie Nizewitz’s I could pick out of a lineup. So the next time you want to toy with my emotions, maybe do something a little less cruel like pointing out how I’ll ultimately die alone because I’m a nerdy, judgmental little prick who hates anything and everyone. Stop hitting below the belt is all I’m asking.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. I’ve actually been looking for the right faceless vagina shot to tape onto the Taylor Swift cardboard cutout I totally did not steal from Walgreens.

  2. Hilary Duff Legs Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, that’s nice.

  3. Hilary Duff Legs Butt
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Fishnet stockings make men lose their shit.
    I don’t understand it, but am willing to exploit this weakness to the best of my ability.

  4. Hilary Duff Legs Butt
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Did someone sew Peter Dinklage’s legs onto that guy

  5. DickieDooDoo

    Someone needs to Photoshop the supposed Duff muff onto the X-files ” I want to believe ” poster

  6. John

    So until she confirms, denies, or sues, Fish is in a Schrödinger’s cat situation . . . or in this case Hilary’s “Cat”.

    • Why did Dr. Schrödinger have to use a cat in his famous interpetation? I like cats, but I don’t like Kardashian’s. He should have used a Kardashian in his box, not a cat.

  7. Yes I have like every person on this planet suckered into downloading the pics. Only fatty ,fat ,fat Kate Upton is real for me. Extreme close ups of vagina and asshole shots are highly faked. Unless you have seen said “celebrity” naked sexual parts up close or had sex with them, how the fuck do you know if they are said celebrities pics?
    Fantasizing while masturbating doesn’t count.

    • Hmm

      So the other women like Jennifer Lawrence and a whole bunch of others that confirmed their photos were real is not real for you? How the fuck does that make any sense?

  8. is she kitty bumping in that one pic or is she on top of pink sheets? its like a Rorschach test.

  9. Wally's Beaver

    When they called it the Fappening, I kept thinking we would be in store to see some Rerun, Raj and Dwayne nudes.

    • You’re thinking of the What’s Fappening. The Fappening/The Happening should involve either a) naked Zooey Deschanel & Mark Wahlberg (and, for some reason, mass suicides); or b) naked Faye Dunaway, Anthony Quinn, and Diana Ross.

      [Note: I have seen neither of these movies.]

  10. Fish, I totally understand your obsession with Hilary Duff. I obsess about her, too, along with Megan Fox, Jennifer Lawrence, Jessica Alba, Rihanna, Michelle Rodriguez, Bar Refaeli, Candice Swanepoel, Miranda Kerr…my fingers are getting tired. I’ll finish the list later…

  11. Hilary Duff Legs Butt
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s a woman anyone not named Jonas can appreciate.

  12. Hmm

    She has contacted the FBI about the pics but supposedly she says they are not her. Umm what?

  13. John

    I have never heard of a celebrity contacting the FBI because photos were fake. Usually the response is, “They’re fake, jokes on you,” or “They’re real, I’m contacting the FBI.” But “They’re fake, I’m contacting the FBI”? Sounds more like confirmation to me.

  14. buzz

    C’mon…obvious fakes….my is tattooed next to her vag and it’s clearly missing.

  15. moo

    There was a circled scar on some picture of her on the beach and then on the nude pictures. Good enough for me.

  16. Hilary Duff Legs Butt
    Ralph
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, THAT is what her face looks like. Fish is finally displaying frontal shots of Duff. We usually get butt shots of her walking away or getting into a car.

  17. Klipper

    They must be legit if she contacted the FBI about them. She must not be very smart. Deny the pics are real publicly but then contact the feds about them. Totally makes sense.

  18. brian

    Still don’t get her appeal. She has the figure of a toothpaste box, always looks somber and depressed in her photos, and hardly ever wears anything to show off her good qualities.

  19. You mean Hillary Duff Fattening Pics

  20. Kevin Stern

    There have been fake nudes of her for years. Why did she just decide to take legal action now? Oh, right, because these ones are actually of her…

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