So, wait, are the melons supposed to represent that time she blew her fiance right after he proposed, or is there some sort of deeper meaning I’m not getting here? Because I want to say they stand for apartheid, but then she starts doing that over-exaggerated winking thing and bowling with them. Sarah Palin? No…
Nobody tell me. I’m gonna figure this one out.
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She’s hot now.
Too much surgery. She doesn’t look like herself anymore.
Maybe not looking like herself is why she’s hot now. I would fill her to the brim with ejaculate.
I didn’t even recognize her at first. Without the bangs, big nose and horse teeth she looks completely different.
Alright, but can she do it with 3 melons?
What do you think this is, Total Recall? ;)
Man I got 5 kids to feed!
Johnny, tell Sonya to get her tubes tied and get a fucking job.
Will do
She has her mouth wide open and a pair in her hands. My type of girl right there.
“And you say these will cure me of my Miley Cyrus face?”
Some women get better with age and surgery.
she blew her husband-to-be, WHAT A FOUL, VENEREAL DISEASE CARRYING PROSTITUTE!!
you left out “in plain view of public”.
more like in plain view of a pap with a telephoto lens on top of an adjacent building
This picture is fucking hilarious.
Her arms are looking soft.
Frist time doing anal, honey? I’ll be gentle.
“So this is what it’s like to have them,” she thinks to herself.
She most definitely has meat on her bones.
Don’t think this one is bikini ready, but she’ll always be loved on this site. Ms Duff demonstrated how every women should react when presented with the desired engagement ring.
Nope…not even this will take that taste out of my mouth.
Nice melons.
(Saturday night party at executive marketer’s house, discussing latest promotion, plate of coke going around)
*SNOOOORT*
“Nah, nah, fuck that! I say….Hillary Duff! Yeah. And we’ll fucking paint “Sobe” on, on on, cantaloupes. At a bowling alley, and we’ll make her FUCKING BOWL WITH THE CANTALOUPES!”
my god she looks like heidi montag here.
was thinking the same exact thing with that retarded expression she has. love hilary’s ass but those choppers were a huge mistake. they remind me of nick cage or broderick’s ‘evil’ inspector gadget
I like her better before all the surgery. She had a cute unique look. Not gorgeous before but very approachable. Now she looks like every other woman in LA.
Running low on the Disney dollars?
blow me duff
You want melons? Sobe it.
HaHa Fish, can’t resist an opportunity to show the BJ photo again! WTG, I never saw it before.
she looks like a porn star
Oh, this must be for the debut of their new flavor: SoBe Desperation. Warm and salty with a hint of melon. Yum.
Looks like she’s had yet another nose job. Looks great though.
Sobe or GTFO just doesn’t have the same ring.
first? I’d blow her if she proposed to me, too. Also Fish, “Hilary Duff is Subtle” is a dumb title. It should have been “Hilary Duff is Feeling Melon-choly”. No wait, that also sucks.
yep, the ‘Duffer’ is aware amricans will even get HORNY of balls.
I hate you.
wow wait to go duff. I guess it shows how celebrities have to have some connotation to everything.
That’s the Duffster? What the hell happened? When did she turn into a 35-year-old retired pornstar lookalike?
….Yep, as subtle as a double barrow 12 gauge.
On another note– The girl certainly more than lives up to her last name. Her and her sister both– enough booty between these two to satisfy the entire NBA….Artofwar
Married chick = Do Not Want
When she was in Lizzie she was pretty cute, then she grew up and got ugly, but now she’s becoming more hot each time you post pictures. Hilary Duff is confusing to me.