Hilary Duff is Subtle

The Superficial / May 25, 2011

So, wait, are the melons supposed to represent that time she blew her fiance right after he proposed, or is there some sort of deeper meaning I’m not getting here? Because I want to say they stand for apartheid, but then she starts doing that over-exaggerated winking thing and bowling with them. Sarah Palin? No…

Nobody tell me. I’m gonna figure this one out.

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