Hilary Duff Should’ve Never Gotten Pregnant

June 4th, 2012 // 139 Comments
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There are some women whose bodies never fully recover from pregnancy and apparently Hilary Duff is one of them because here she is over the weekend somehow looking larger than she did after giving birth back in March. Which is amazing because she started immediately leaving her kid at home with a nanny while she hit the gym, except looking at these photos makes me want to ask her if the baby grew back. Also, it probably didn’t help that her sister Haylie was there pulling an Ashlee Simpson, but let’s stay focused on what didn’t cause this mess: BJs. You leave them out of this.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Hilary Duff Heavy Exercise Bike
    Quijibo
    Commented on this photo:

    Keep pedaling, honey.

  2. fuckingidiot

    Or it’s a horrible picture. Seriously you are a fucking tard for thinking this chick looks fat.

  3. Hilary Duff Heavy Hailey Duff Exercise Bike
    Quijibo
    Commented on this photo:

    If they switch heads, all will be right in the world once again.

  4. You guys….. she only had the baby a couple of years ago. It takes time to get your body back in shape.

  5. britneysneers

    are you kidding me fish?

  6. The funniest part is Hillary still wouldn’t waste her piss on the weight-obsessed webmaster or the gay trolls who frequent his site. Given his obsession with women’s weight, I’m sure he’s a personal trainer or in the running for Mr.Olympia. I’m sure that’s what he is. Not another hypocrite troll who IRL couldn’t even get a hello from the girls he bashes here.

    • Tony,
      Dude, you’ve become maniacal with women’s weight.
      Has you your old lady blown up lately or what?
      C’mon, let it off your chest.

      • This coming from YOU?:) Is there ONE post from you on here that doesn’t concern the weight of women you couldn’t pay to say hi to? Self-awareness isn’t a strong suit, is it champ.;)

      • Oh, i get it.

        Only good looking guys pull fat chicks? Is that what you’re saying? I must be fucking disgusting then.

      • Just the fact that you spend your waking hours obsessing over the weight of women you’ll never have a snowball’s chance in a microwave with tells me you’re a creepy middle-aged nothing in real life. No further proof is needed.

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      Tony, greasy fats drip off your posts like the fried chicken bucket you’ve been using to relieve yourself in. I’d suggest you kill yourself, but you’d never be able to squeeze one of your fat fucking sausages in there to get the trigger pulled. So we will just have to wait for the gas gangrene from that rotten diabetic foot of yours to spread. I can smell that shit now and the fire dept hasn’t even knocked down the west wall to forklift your fat ass to the coroner’s office.

      • Dude, if you’re going to shit the bed at least make it less wordy. I stopped reading after the first line. Sorry

      • USDA Prime McBeef

        Oh you did too read it, you fat fuck.

      • Oh how you wish I did:)

      • USDA Prime McBeef

        I’m sure it’s tough to stomach random internet commentary bashing that nail right on the fucking head, not that you have a tough time stomaching anything. Especially if it’s been fried in bacon grease.

      • Now you’ve gone over the line McBeef! Bacon grease is delicious!

        FUCK YOU!

      • I ain’t buying it Skippy.:) A tool like you weighs at least 270 and hasn’t seen a live pussy since he looked through the peephole of his mom’s bathroom. Not only are you a f@g, you’re also obese. And don’t forget it.

      • USDA Prime McBeef

        You haven’t seen your own live pussy since your gunt crested it when you were just 10 years old.

      • You can keep saying I’m a chick till your mom comes home but it won’t erase the fact that you’re a pedophile fapping to anything that doesn’t look like an adult woman. And I won’t stop calling you out no matter how much you sob and write about gunts and grease:)

      • USDA Prime McBeef

        What exactly is it that you think you are calling out, fuckstick?

      • LOL at someone telling McBeef “tl;dr.”

    • JPC

      What’s going on, no comment about how if you don’t like a woman with an ass the size of a small whale, you must be a pedophile?

      You’re slipping Tony…..

      • Actually if you think women built like adults resemble “small whales” you must be a pedophile. But hey once you’re there the reason really doesn’t matter.

    • kimmykimkim

      Tony, people fucking hate you. GET IT! McBeef, you fucking rock. Tony, you sick chubby child chasing fuck, go to the top of your building and jump. The world doesn’t need you out raping babies, which you obviously do because you’re constantly projecting your pedophilia onto everybody else. Way to out yourself, there, Chester.

    • kimmykimkim

      Here’s an idea, Tony. How about you put up a picture of yourself and whatever it is that you engage in intercourse with, assuming it’s legal, so that we can all properly judge you? Seriously, Tony. Do it! I bet you could be a banner girl! Hey Fiiiiiish!! Let’s make Tony the next temporary banner girl!! C’mon! It’ll be fun!

      • Actually I have a better idea: Why don’t you and the rest of the pedos in denial post pics of yourselves to prove you have an ounce of room to make fun of anyone’s appearance, male or female. Notice I didn’t say anything about your sex partners, because let’s face it skippy — there are none.;)

      • kimmykimkim

        Really, Tony, you didn’t say anything about sex partners? Well you are calling people fags and pedophiles, but yeah, you’re so right. Nothing about sex partners there. Sure I’d post a pic of myself to show you that yeah, I’ve got room to talk. But it wouldn’t shut you up, would it? No. Because I’m actually a female who is in excellent shape, who works out, fuckin military style workout, motherfucker, at LEAST 3 times a week. And I could easily kick your ass. But you would probably look at me and say that I’m anorexic or not fat enough for your chubby chasing ass, when in reality, I could easily chuck your ass across the fucking room. 5″4″, 115 lbs of pure muscle and plenty of attitude and rage to make up for what I lack in height and weight.

      • I’m a little afraid of Kim now.

      • CranAppleSnapple

        I fucking love Kimmy.

      • El Jefe

        Standing ovation for Kimmy.

      • Fuck, kimmy. Now I want you more than ever.

      • 5’4″ and 115???!?! Christ loose some weight!!

        U mad ,Tony?

      • Oh I know you got the rage, toots.:) The insane jealousy toward any female that doesn’t look like a boy is a dead giveaway. (And you can’t lose ugly by working out. That’s the curse you’ll just have to live with.)

  7. glenda

    This is what a normal woman looks like after having kids. Not everyone hires expensive trainers or has plastic surgery. I think she looks like any average Mom.

  8. Jesus, I hope she bounces back…..she’s dangerously tettering in the Nicole Eggert “Fuck It” zone….

  9. Hilary Duff Heavy Exercise Bike
    wheeeeeeee
    Commented on this photo:

    full derp

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    Racer X
    Commented on this photo:

    I would so eat her out.

  11. Hilary Duff Heavy Hailey Duff Exercise Bike
    Commented on this photo:

    You can see the joy across her sister’s face, sucking this moment up.

    “Yeah sis, where’s all your cute outifts and paparazzi snapping picks of your ass NOW, BITCH??”

  12. Hilary Duff Heavy Hailey Duff Exercise Bike
    JuggNuttz
    Commented on this photo:

    zoom function on this photo is great for checking out that camel toe on hailey.

  13. Hilary Duff Heavy Hailey Duff Exercise Bike
    Commented on this photo:

    “Look at your belly hanging out, hahahah”

    “Im going to fucking kill you, cunt.”

  14. Hilary Duff Heavy Exercise Bike
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone should embed the sound of two balloons rubbing together whenever the next picture comes up.

  15. michelle

    She had the baby in late March… she has not even had a full 3 months to lsoe the baby weight.

    • JPC

      Three months is plenty of time, especially for someone who doesn’t have to work, almost certainly has a nanny (or nannies) to take care of the baby, and enough money to build their own personal gym stocked with a team of their own personal trainers.

      For normal people, losing two pounds of fat per week is pretty easy with diet and regular exercise. For three months, that would be around 25 pounds. For someone with Duff’s resources and free time, you could probably lose much more.

      Simply put, the reason she hasn’t lost the weight isn’t the fact that it’s been “only” three months. It’s because she probably doesn’t really give a shit.

      • And I’m sure you and the fat pig you pretend to be married to are actually in better shape:) I’m absolutely sure of it.

      • JPC

        Three fatties don’t like me reminding them how easy it is to lose weight if you’re willing to get off your fat asses.

      • Except in reality you’re a balding, morbidly obese virgin who overcompensates on the internet. No one’s buying it dipshit. Give it up already.

      • kimmykimkim

        Fish, why isn’t my comment to Tony showing up? I totally just laid into this fucker and it’s not there. Shit.

      • The only thing with you that ever involved “laying into” is your little-boy ass every time your uncle got drunk. (Still cutting yourself?)

      • JPC

        “Except in reality you’re a balding, morbidly obese virgin who overcompensates on the internet. No one’s buying it dipshit. Give it up already.”

        I believe those in the mental health professions call this “projection.”

      • Those same mental health professionals call you a latent pedophile.

  16. Hilary Duff Heavy Hailey Duff Exercise Bike
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    First, I am going to air out my pits, and then I am going to air out my butt crack.

  17. Hilary Duff Heavy Exercise Bike
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Once again, we see that the absence of suitable motivation is a problem. Now, if you were to affix a pole to the front of that bike, and hang a banana shake from it, she’d pedal three times as fast.

  18. Hilary Duff Heavy Exercise Bike
    Commented on this photo:

    You can lead a cow to an exercise bike but you can’t make it pedal.

  19. Are you kidding me? I think she looks great for just having had a baby a few months ago. She has been busting her ass and I think that is awesome. Go Hillary!

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    molly
    Commented on this photo:

    she had a fucking baby what do u expect she not fat she looks like a normal person……. assholes

  21. Hilary Duff Heavy Hailey Duff Exercise Bike
    Commented on this photo:

    And it’s Haley… by a nose.

  22. imperfect beauty

    This site is called The Superficial but that shouldn´t allow to disrespect people just basing on their phisical. If I had to comment on a superficial level, she looks good not ill like she did time ago and to be more slim and not ill she could be 4 pounds lighter but not more because she is not built like a model but her body is perfectly fine, if everyone was claudia schiffer that would be no variety, you dont have to be a standard to be beautiful. She is just pretty not a supermodel and she doesn´t need so because it´s not her work. Being on ones weight is one thing and not eating is another. If 4 pounds less make her look better on camera it´s her choice but it doesnt make a big difference anyway.

  23. Hilary Duff Heavy Hailey Duff Exercise Bike
    John
    Commented on this photo:

    Hilary is STILL hotter!

  24. SeeAlice

    She used to be so hot . If she ever loses weight the skin will be to over stretched to ruturn to normal .

  25. kimmykimkim

    Wait, what?! She gave birth? Did they leave one in there?

  26. Hilary Duff Heavy Exercise Bike
    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    “HA-hahahahaha! He bought the cow! And I was giving the milk away for free! Now I’m guaranteed 50% of an NHL contract and pension!”

    • JPC

      I googled Duff’s net worth because I was sure that with her Disney money, she’d be richer than her husband.

      While she has at least $25 million, it turns out that in addition to being a professional athlete, her husband is from a loaded family that is worth over $500 million.

      So yeah, that dude is loaded.

      • El Jefe

        Yeah, he is rich as fuck. He should have gone with Kristin Cavallari, that would have been much better.

    • guttboy

      His Dad and uncle founded The Brick so the NHL money is really chump change dude…..

  27. Hilary Duff Heavy Exercise Bike
    Commented on this photo:

    Less laughing, more sweating, Hilary.

  28. I fail to see the humor in the situation.

  29. lily

    for christ’s sake, give her a break.

  30. Hilary Duff Heavy Exercise Bike
    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    Kirstie Alley looks great!

  31. Anna

    oh come on, she only had a baby less than 3 months ago. every body reacts differently to the changes happening during pregnancy, and after there is a breastfeeding that also affects everyone differently. and she was never a skinny one anyway that’s why its probably harder for her to keep her body in shape. anyway, the baby is only 2 months old, time to concentrate on that

  32. team duff

    So she hasn’t lost all her baby weight in 1 week after giving birth – wow – welcome to the real world where a person cares more about their child over losing baby fat in 2 seconds.

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    mbcl
    Commented on this photo:

    The woman behind her is thinking “I look better than she does.”

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    Kate
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh yeah! It’s the Kool Aid Man!

  35. Hilary Duff Heavy Hailey Duff Exercise Bike
    Mballs
    Commented on this photo:

    That one photo of her smiling with her mouth open is giving me a real pre-op Chaz Bono vibe!

  36. Agatha

    I think she looks nice!
    Even when she just had a baby, she still looks better then her boring sister! (Please go away!) And she has time enough to get in shape, And I think it’s nice that she is working out in public! GO HILARY!

  37. JImbo

    Believe it or not but Hilary is one of the most sought after celebs for visual stimulation while masturbating.

  38. you have problems

    Hey guys
    reality check
    women take months, sometimes years, to drop baby weight.
    Kill yourself if you disagree
    especially if you have a dick and you’re calling her fat, like you guys will ever understand what forming life out of your body is like. Ugh.

    Seriously dude I’m about to stop reading this website if you’re going to keep slamming women for no reason.

  39. Hilary Duff Heavy Exercise Bike
    Jimbo
    Commented on this photo:

    Hard not to imagine that is her hand wrapped around…

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    Liz
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she looks lovely, good on her for not being a twig! Healty is important, being stick thin is not!

  41. claire rochford (smemale)

    Who is that disgusting man? i mean other than me that is…..

  42. Hilary Duff Heavy Exercise Bike
    guttboy
    Commented on this photo:

    I would like to have her seat herself on me in the same manner.

  43. Chris

    Seriously? She just had a baby and losing weight can take a very long time…people who have babies and immediately look just as skinny as before they were pregnant:
    1.) Starved their babies while they were pregnant, cause they were starving themselves so they would barely gain any weight besides that of the baby.
    2.) Continued starving themselves after they had their baby.
    3.) Are freaks of nature cause most women take at least a year or so to get back down to their size, if ever!

    And to the author of this post…reading this made me sick because I cant stand the extreme standard women are held to when most men are fat slobs with tons of faults.

    • Kellie

      This post is old, so the chances of you reading it are slim, but just to clarify something:
      My mother fit into pre-pregnancy jeans ONE WEEK after giving birth to me (and I’m the healthiest person I know, and was born at a healthy weight). What did my mom do to not become an unattractive blob of fat just because a fetus was inside her? Exercised and ate right during her pregnancy.
      I’m a woman, but women do not have the right to become fucking pigs while pregnant. Not only is it fucking gross, but it’s unhealthy for the baby (gestational diabetes, anyone?). I’m so sick of women using pregnancy as an excuse to be disgusting and gorge themselves on food, and put their babies they supposedly care so much about.
      And shame on you for insulting women who happen to have self control and take pride in their appearance, and claim they starve themselves.

  44. Hilary Duff Heavy Exercise Bike
    HatesYou
    Commented on this photo:

    This post is horrible It’s ONLY been 3 months. Take a bit longer for some women.

  45. These things take time

    Fish, you really should cut this girl some slack. She was pregnant almost as long as that Bonnie character fron Family Guy.

  46. Hilary Duff Heavy Exercise Bike
    jon
    Commented on this photo:

    you guys are cunts. she just gave birth to a watermelon. lay the fuck off.

  47. Hilary Duff Heavy Exercise Bike
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    I like her better like that than when she was too skinny.

  48. Hilary Duff Heavy Exercise Bike
    Holly
    Commented on this photo:

    She is beautiful! She just had a baby and she’s doing great getting in shape the healthy way. Anyone that is insulting her or any other normal female getting in shape is a neanderthal, close minded and wasting our precious air!

  49. Kayla

    Some people are really judgmental and the best part is that it sounds like most of the people who are bashing her are men who have no clue what it’s like to go through a pregnancy. Women’s bodies change like that to support a growing life. It would be really unhealthy not to have some weight for the baby and when the baby is born your body doesn’t just snap back to how it was. If guys have a problem with a woman gaining weight and taking a long time losing it (just like any other weight) then they don’t EVER deserve to be with a woman and have a family.

  50. Hilary Duff Heavy Exercise Bike
    Kendall
    Commented on this photo:

    As a mother who also gave birth to her first child only two weeks before Hilary and gained 45 lbs… I already lost ALL of the weight and I am not a celebrity with a personal trainer or chef. There is absolutely no reason why she has not lost the weight ESPECIALLY because her job basically is to look pretty.

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