HILARY DUFF FILED FOR DIVORCE!!!!!

*presses “Play” on boombox outside Hilary Duff’s house, kneels down in the middle of the street with hands behind head, waits for cops*

Hilary Duff has finally pulled the trigger on her marriage, filing for divorce from hubby Mike Comrie … and it looks like Mike’s wild night in Bev Hills was the tipping point.
Sources close to the couple tell TMZ … it’s NOT a coincidence Duff filed her docs a day after the Daily Mail reported Mike was drunkenly propositioning women at Mastro’s steakhouse in Bev Hills.

Every breath you take, every move you make

*cops pull up, rush out of car with guns drawn*

Every bond you break, every step you take (I’ll be watching you)

Gentlemen, I should probably warn you…

Every single day, every word you say

I had a vision where I take all of you down…

Every game you play, every night you stay (I’ll be watching you)

And on top of your limp, lifeless bodies…

Every breath you take, every move you make

Hilary Duff takes my virginity. Like a beautiful angel making love to a unic- *gets pepper sprayed in the mouth, puts self in the back of squad car*

I’ll be good!

Every bond you break, every step you take (I’ll be watching you)

Photos: RAAK/AKM-GSI