If you’ve been following the site lately, then you’re probably aware of my recent obsession with Hilary Duff. Shit, I invited you all to the wedding. (Still need those RVSPs.) And if you work for law enforcement, then you’ve probably been waiting for me to slip up, so you can finally land that restraining order. So here’s that, and I’ll just go ahead and handcuff myself in the front yard to save everyone the rush. Love has no regrets!