July 14th, 2014 // 45 Comments

If you’ve been following the site lately, then you’re probably aware of my recent obsession with Hilary Duff. Shit, I invited you all to the wedding. (Still need those RVSPs.) And if you work for law enforcement, then you’ve probably been waiting for me to slip up, so you can finally land that restraining order. So here’s that, and I’ll just go ahead and handcuff myself in the front yard to save everyone the rush. Love has no regrets!

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  1. Hilary Duff
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    Time at the gym was well spent, I see.

  2. Hilary Duff
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    its kate upton. minus the tits.

  3. Hilary Duff
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    Okay. I get it now, Fish. She is pretty hot. She’s keeping herself in shape and looking great.

  4. “There are some women whose bodies never fully recover from pregnancy and apparently Hilary Duff is one of them because here she is over the weekend somehow looking larger than she did after giving birth back in March. Which is amazing because she started immediately leaving her kid at home with a nanny while she hit the gym, except looking at these photos makes me want to ask her if the baby grew back.” – The Superficial, June 4, 2012

    The Superficial. Getting Pregnancy News Wrong Since 2004.

    • Journalism at its finest.

    • Hilary and I already talked about this. I don’t know why you have to keep bringing it up.

    • Johnny Barbells

      …’fish has long since redeemed himself as far as it concerns ms. duff …my ire is now directed at all the bandwagon-jumping former-haters who’re now lauding her hotness, but just a scant few days ago, were thumb-downing & ranting at anyone who dared find her attractive, and deriding her with any number of variations of “fat” or “blocky” …fickle dicks.

  5. Hilary Duff
    Sloppy Redneck
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    That is the perfect height to start munching .

  6. I expect Fish to take the rest of the day off now. He’s going to be *ahem* busy. It’s hard to tun a website with one hand, and all.

  7. Hilary Duff
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    Dem thighs!

  8. Hilary Duff
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    Oh my.

  9. PassingTrue

    Not my favorite swimsuit, but hey this is a really nice change-up from the weeks we’ve endured watching the same shot of yoga pants and skin tight jeans. Overall, an inspirational sight.

  10. Bryan

    This site has like, no Ariana Grande coverage. Watch her video for “Problem” and realize that she is the hottest thing in celebrities right now. I know Fish has the resources and connections to get her in a bikini. Let’s do this.

  11. Hilary Duff
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    Music video? Didn’t even know she was even doing anything but working out and being a mom.

    She looks good.

  12. Hilary Duff
    Deacon Jones
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    That’s a well maintained post-prego ass.

    I should forward this to the women in my office. They look like cows years afterward from having a baby (cue the riot)

  13. Hilary Duff
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    so hot

  14. Hilary Duff
    harsky & starch
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    WOWWWW…that’s all I got.

  15. Hilary Duff
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    Living proof that attractiveness is largely a question of effort. I remember her in the early 2000′s and she was a brick with an extremely pretty face. The squareness is still there if you squint: zero waist-to-hip ratio, shoulders like a quarterback, short and stocky… but the amount of work she’s put into that little frame of hers is a thing of freaking beauty.
    I shall heartily applaud as soon as I regain use of both my hands.

  16. Hilary Duff
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    Nah, more like Bart Conner with a vagina.

  17. She’s just a bit thick through the mid-section, but infinitely doable. All of the abdominal work she’s done have left her looking nice and solid. Especially those incredible thighs. Yum.

  18. DJ

    Nope – not her.

  19. Hilary Duff
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    It’s like the celebrity babe pictures you want to see the most are taken by the same people who take pictures of UFOs and Big Foot or the Lock Ness Monster. Always fuzzy and out of focus.

  20. Hilary Duff
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    That kid stole my reaction.

  21. Hilary Duff
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    Wow, Hilary Duff looks fantastic, it’s like we’re in Highlander, only better.

  22. Hilary Duff
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    I kind of like her, but she is kind of……rectangular, no tits. HEY IS THAT AN ASS CHEEK!?!?

  23. Hilary Duff
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    More like Hilary Buff.

  24. Hilary Duff
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    Just the right amount of thickness and super tight.

  25. Hilary Duff
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    Hilary Buff!

  26. Hilary Duff
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    Well, her son won’t have nightmares about this when he’s older.

  27. Hilary Duff
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    holy smokes- i’d love to slide my hotdog between her buns!

  28. Hilary Duff
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    I prefer less upper torso and more ass !

    This is the exact opposite

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