Aaron Carter Wants Hilary Duff Back

When we last left Aaron Carter he was filing for bankruptcy which does not put one in a prime position to purchase diamond engagement rings for the blowjobbing. And yet here he is very publicly stating his undying commitment to winning Hilary Duff back now that she’s single again because meth destroys the mind. Just eats it right up:

Don’t be that stupid douche that loses the love of your life forever.. Like me…
I’ll spend the rest of my life trying to better myself to get back to her. I don’t care what ANY of you think.
That tweet just gave me an anxiety attack
..people who have no idea who I am and/or what I’ve been through. If you’re that interested watch my interviews or google me.
At least I’m real and don’t hide behind the persona of being a celebrity and an entertainer, &try to portray positive feelings all the time
On a lighter note it’s almost Easter and I want tons of candy to eat!!

And here’s where Justin Bieber should be taking notes because, again, this is his future, and even Aaron Carter knows it takes more than just “you’re a princess” to win a girl back. And by more I mean monkey emoticons. It’s all about monkey emoticons. You could practically hear Hilary Duff ovulating when A-Party drop that. Trufax.

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