Alec Baldwin Already Dicked A Third Baby Into His Wife

“Wait for it…” FOOMP.

Because vaginas shooting out babies like a goddamn gatling gun are in right now, Alec and Hilaria Baldwin are expecting their third child even though it feels like she just Downward Dogged one out a minute ago. Because she did. Via Instagram:

Ireland, Carmen, Rafael, Hilaria and I are excited to share with you that we are going to have another little addition to our family. Another little boy coming this Fall 💙

Cool, neat. Hey, how’s Ireland doing anyway? Still all kinds of hot and shit?

having a nice laugh in my skivvies ☀️☕️ 📸 : @jajajaredthomas

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Yup, definitely that stuff still happening. Just happening all over.

doesn't get anymore American than this

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I already forgot what this was post about. Yoga? Babies doing yoga? It’s a mystery.

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