Hey There, AnnaLynne McCord, and Other News

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- 25 Photos Of Penn State Students Rioting Over The Firing Of A Child Molester Enabler [BuzzFeed]

- This is the closest LeAnn Rimes has ever come to eating bacon. [Huffington Post]

- Dakota Fanning is Courtney Stodden to the Brits. [Dlisted]

- Gwyneth Paltrow actually found a way to make her son’s name more ridiculous. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kristin Cavallari has figured out how to keep her engagement from falling apart again. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Natalie Portman did this better than Mariah Carey. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Kate Upton was somehow not a part of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. For shame, Victoria. [Popoholic]

- Piers Morgan is only willing to go down with one sinking ship. [TooFab]

- Guess how Nicolas Cage blew his Season Of The Witch paycheck. [TMZ]

- So, hopefully The Sorcerer’s Apprentice earned enough for him to score this. [The Fab Life]

- Bras are fags. (Back me up, Brett Ratner.) [theCHIVE]

- Ashton Kutcher’s shining moment in his brave crusade against child-rape. [IDLYITW]

- DMX is still a better parent than Dina Loan. [Starpulse]

- Dita Von Teese’s breasts and something about classic cars and such. [Heavy]

- Darren Aronofsky thinks that reality TV is about real people. [FilmDrunk]

- Eva Amurri is in a bikini. [Celebslam]

- 30 WAGs Hotter Than Kim Kardashian, although its unclear if they do scat porn. [Bleacher Report]

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