Hey, Look, It’s Johnny Depp and Other News

(Welcome to the worst thing I’ve ever said about Johnny Depp. I literally feel bad.)

- Arianna Huffington pulled a Josh Duhamel. [Popeater]

- 50 Cent is probably going back to jail, except oh, wait, we don’t convict Wall Street investors in America. [Dlisted]

- ‘The Kennedys’ is historically accurate enough for Canada. [Lainey Gossip]

- AnnaLynne McCord just gave James Cameron an $85 trillion boner. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Bree Olson: a nakeder look. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Jewel is pregnant. [Just Jared]

- Chris Brown doesn’t just piss all over women. [Celebslam]

- Lady Gaga invented a camera for Polaroid. And by invented I mean attached her name to it then threw it against the wall for making her look fat. [Evil Beet Gossip]

- Ricky Martin has a new song. Thank you, Father Christmas! [The Frisky]

- Celebrities With Deformities: Spoiler Alert! Khloe Kardashian isn’t on this list. [BuzzFeed]

- The 50 Most Awkward Moments in Sports History: 10 of which involve Hank Baskett. [Bleacher Report]

- Random Girls In Bikinis [theCHIVE]

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