(Welcome to the worst thing I’ve ever said about Johnny Depp. I literally feel bad.)
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Oh, honey… that’s just mean. I came here to see Johnny!
…. “Hey LOOK, it’s a really UGLY Johnny Depp look-a-like” :O(
Who is this guy again? Oh, he sings and screws hot chicks.
If Johnny Depp went on a Charlie Sheen bender, this is what he would look like.
LOL!
he’s so fugly.
Was having more men on your blog a New Year’s Resolution for you Fish?
I hate equality
The blogger didn’t post this douche to please the women.
I don’t see the appeal. He looks like a panhandler.
These are harder times for whites males but don’t worry you guys are still very much in the driver’s seat. Especially on this site.
Whew, thanx for the uplifting words, Doc.
Love the bedside manner.
I am confused by the goatee… If this is the “evil” John Mayer, then who was the other douche??
i don`t think sow… in movies he looks better this… :-?
how to win the lotto
he looks stinky
haha you’re right!!
I’m actually fairly upset I clicked on this thinking I was going to actually see Johnny Depp..
you should have just clicked the home button on the top. would have saved you some wasted pussy juice.
He’s a turn OFF.
And I thought the flight crew asked Arianna Huffington to turn off her phone. Its a stinking passenger. Where do people get off?
ANNALyne McCord gave James Cameron an 85 cent boner.
For the record, I appreciate being welcomed to the worst thing you’ve ever said about Johnny Depp.
i’m glad Jeffrey Ross decided to dress nice before going out on the town.
mad steez homey.
I thought I was watching “To Catch a Predator”…..
More like Johnny SHLEPP! Am I right folks?
Ba dum bum! Thanks folks, I’m here all week!! Enjoy the veal!!
And show the wait staff how much you care.
more like Ron Jeremy 5 months after a gastric sleeve.
That looks more like John Mayer than Johnny Depp
[side-eye]
That is the BEST joke of the 2010/2011 year.
This is a dirty hippy in a fancy suit that likes to pick the pockets of celebrities. You can tell by his hands.
Re: Ricky Martin – Oh god, now I’m gonna have to burn my new white hoodie…
Leighton Meester?