Hey, Look, It’s Johnny Depp and Other News

January 11th, 2011 // 31 Comments

(Welcome to the worst thing I’ve ever said about Johnny Depp. I literally feel bad.)

- Arianna Huffington pulled a Josh Duhamel. [Popeater]

- 50 Cent is probably going back to jail, except oh, wait, we don’t convict Wall Street investors in America. [Dlisted]

- ‘The Kennedys’ is historically accurate enough for Canada. [Lainey Gossip]

- AnnaLynne McCord just gave James Cameron an $85 trillion boner. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Bree Olson: a nakeder look. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Jewel is pregnant. [Just Jared]

- Chris Brown doesn’t just piss all over women. [Celebslam]

- Lady Gaga invented a camera for Polaroid. And by invented I mean attached her name to it then threw it against the wall for making her look fat. [Evil Beet Gossip]

- Ricky Martin has a new song. Thank you, Father Christmas! [The Frisky]

- Celebrities With Deformities: Spoiler Alert! Khloe Kardashian isn’t on this list. [BuzzFeed]

- The 50 Most Awkward Moments in Sports History: 10 of which involve Hank Baskett. [Bleacher Report]

- Random Girls In Bikinis [theCHIVE]

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  1. ElleKay

    Oh, honey… that’s just mean. I came here to see Johnny!

  2. Cardinal Fang

    Who is this guy again? Oh, he sings and screws hot chicks.

  3. If Johnny Depp went on a Charlie Sheen bender, this is what he would look like.

  4. mimi

    he’s so fugly.

  5. Fatty2X4

    Was having more men on your blog a New Year’s Resolution for you Fish?
    I hate equality

    • Cock Dr

      The blogger didn’t post this douche to please the women.
      I don’t see the appeal. He looks like a panhandler.
      These are harder times for whites males but don’t worry you guys are still very much in the driver’s seat. Especially on this site.

  6. GravyLeg

    I am confused by the goatee… If this is the “evil” John Mayer, then who was the other douche??

  7. johnny

    i don`t think sow… in movies he looks better this… :-?

    how to win the lotto

  8. blech

    he looks stinky

  9. Jessica

    I’m actually fairly upset I clicked on this thinking I was going to actually see Johnny Depp..

    • lightdragon

      you should have just clicked the home button on the top. would have saved you some wasted pussy juice.

  10. He’s a turn OFF.

  11. Rough: I like you & I like others too

    And I thought the flight crew asked Arianna Huffington to turn off her phone. Its a stinking passenger. Where do people get off?

  12. lightdragon

    ANNALyne McCord gave James Cameron an 85 cent boner.

  13. For the record, I appreciate being welcomed to the worst thing you’ve ever said about Johnny Depp.

  14. John Mayer
    ChonchArcola
    Commented on this photo:

    i’m glad Jeffrey Ross decided to dress nice before going out on the town.
    mad steez homey.

  15. MLVC

    I thought I was watching “To Catch a Predator”…..

  16. More like Johnny SHLEPP! Am I right folks?

  17. ray

    more like Ron Jeremy 5 months after a gastric sleeve.

  18. Marie

    That looks more like John Mayer than Johnny Depp

  19. Swan

    That is the BEST joke of the 2010/2011 year.

  20. This is a dirty hippy in a fancy suit that likes to pick the pockets of celebrities. You can tell by his hands.

  21. dontlooknow

    Re: Ricky Martin – Oh god, now I’m gonna have to burn my new white hoodie…

  22. Samela

    Leighton Meester?

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