Hey, Alice Eve, Can You Point Me Towards The Bathroom?

Posted by Photo Boy

I know I just got done disqualifying my nerd status, but I don’t think that should keep me from admiring Hollywood’s newest geek goddess, Alice Eve. She showed up looking amazing at the German premiere of Star Trek Into Darkness yesterday as opposed to Zoe Saldana whose nipples are probably licensed exclusively to James Cameron, which would be a creepy statement if Avatar was a cartoon. Masturbating to CGI is for adults. Grow up, people.

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