Hey, Alice Eve, Can You Point Me Towards The Bathroom?

April 30th, 2013 // 11 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

I know I just got done disqualifying my nerd status, but I don’t think that should keep me from admiring Hollywood’s newest geek goddess, Alice Eve. She showed up looking amazing at the German premiere of Star Trek Into Darkness yesterday as opposed to Zoe Saldana whose nipples are probably licensed exclusively to James Cameron, which would be a creepy statement if Avatar was a cartoon. Masturbating to CGI is for adults. Grow up, people.

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  1. Isn’t it a little soon to be filming The Nicole Kidman Story?

  2. Weeblo

    She’s plump and firm in all the righ places

  3. She looks like Nicole Kidman had a baby with Sienna Miller

  4. She’s so beautiful.

  5. She’s very pretty, but those bangs are terrible. They don’t suit her at all.

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    Lita
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    Wow, Nicole Kidman sure looks different after that last plastic surgery.

  7. So, she’s be going to the ladie’s room, right? Not sure how many “rooms” there are these days. And there has been some noise that there should only be one “room”.

  8. Alice Eve Nipples Tight Dress Star Trek Into Darkness German Premiere
    ScotlandThe Brave
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    Taylor Swift.

  9. Alice Eve Nipples Tight Dress Star Trek Into Darkness German Premiere
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    The dress designer created a fondling hole for easy access.

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